Andy 60 Posted July 31, 2007 Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac." PC: "And I'm a PC." Mac: "Whatya doing, PC?" PC: "Playing this new game." Mac: "Oh, which one?" PC: "Any." Mac: "..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted July 31, 2007 (edited) Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac." PC: "And I'm a PC." Mac: "Whatya doing, PC?" PC: "Playing this new game." Mac: "Oh, which one?" PC: "Any." Mac: "..." Dude...I had a similar idea. Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac." PC: "And I'm a PC." Mac: "I can edit videos and make slideshows and name every single one of my programs i...whatever! Hey PC, who are all these people?" PC: "These are all my friends. Mac, meet Master Chief, Sam Fisher, Jack Carver, Duke Nukem, Kyle Katarn, Gordon Freeman, Marcus Fenix, the Prince from Persia, all the guys from GTA, a whole swarm of Lemmings and the entire 2007 Madden NFL team." Mac: "I...don't...have...friends..." Edited July 31, 2007 by Drake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 1, 2007 Hmm... *forewards to Apple in an email entitled "YOU SUCK".* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 1, 2007 A friend and I on MSN: <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: it's funny... whenever, on this show, she talks about the cucumber, I feel like laughing <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: especially since it's seedless and the skin is edible lol <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: and she mentioned how long and skinny it was Bazman (アンデル) says: how old are you <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I'm sorry, it's still funny <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: and I have a dirty mind <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I guess I should mention that seedless cucumbers are also called English cucumbers Bazman (アンデル) says: having a dirty mind isn't a bad thing and "no thats not an english cucumber in my pocket, I am just pleased to see you" <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: LMAO <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: they come wrapped in plastic too... "not coated with all that heavy grease" lol <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: her words not mine Bazman (アンデル) says: well the grease does allow easier entry, but the plastic coating is safer <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 1, 2007 the news today talking about the View...the headline at the bottom of the screen said "New Hose" when it was showing Barbara Walters. and when they were going to show an video of an interview about a rape...they showed a picture of a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 2, 2007 <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I guess I should mention that seedless cucumbers are also called English cucumbers Well I was wondering... I was thinking... "do cucumbers have seeds in them?" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 2, 2007 Yeah, the regular ones do, lol. But they're still edible. Seedless are just easier to digest, so she says. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 15, 2007 Chickenman says: I have my own ass to grab, thank you Whatever floats your boat, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vergere 1 Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) oops... ignore. :red: Edited August 15, 2007 by Vergere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 15, 2007 The real story: Jenki Mimay says: you're just trying to get close enough to grab my ass ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: i would never! ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: ...with Chicken around ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: because he would be jealous Chickenman says: lol Chickenman says: I have my own ass to grab, thank you Chickenman says: Wait...that came out wrong ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: LMAO Jenki Mimay says: LOL Chickenman says: What I mean is, I have Lucy's ass to grab Chickenman says: ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: sure sure Jenki Mimay says: Likely story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 15, 2007 I bet Lucy is just a name you gave yourself so that people wouldn't laugh at you when you tell them you grab your own ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 15, 2007 :lol: ah, good to have you back, Chicken. hope your vacation was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 15, 2007 It had it's ups and downs. Good to be back. I'm gonna try to peel myself away from the RPG and start posting in the spaceport again. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 15, 2007 Just when we thought we had a safe haven... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 15, 2007 Now there'll be that poultry stench around... especially if Chicky's grabbing himself. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted August 15, 2007 As long as it's a fried poultry smell. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 17, 2007 Zach: Where's Carole? We've been waiting for 20 minutes. Me: I've been waiting for 2 years. Lucy: *SMACK!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Bazman (アンデル) says: hows work? <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: not too bad. not working as fast as i should lol.. but I'm tired <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I almost fell asleep tracking my last show lol Bazman (アンデル) says: lol, i almost dosed off when i was xboxing earlier, my eyekids were heavy Bazman (アンデル) says: eyekids Bazman (アンデル) says: eyelids* <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I didn't know your eyelids had mated. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: Bazman (アンデル) says: yeah, after i had to blink to see if you were real <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I hope they dont' keep you up at night, or aren't they newborn? <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: haha Bazman (アンデル) says: 3 and 6 <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: oh, the eyekids were born separately? Bazman (アンデル) says: yeah Bazman (アンデル) says: the youngest was from a prolonged wink <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I see. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: Good thing one didn't get stuck closed.. might have been a whole raft of eyekids Bazman (アンデル) says: quadriplets <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: indeed ... Bazman (アンデル) says: they're at it all day, up and down <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: and I bet they really go at it at night, when you're sleeping, when you can't watch them. Bazman (アンデル) says: oh dear, you put thoughts in my head <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I'm so sorry... really... <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: har har Bazman (アンデル) says: it just explained something Bazman (アンデル) says: i won't say what though, unless you want to know Bazman (アンデル) says: its not that bad <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I'm sure I can take it lol Bazman (アンデル) says: well it explains why you have that stuff in your eyes when you wake up <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: ahh, yes. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: sometimes more on some mornings than otheres. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: others* Bazman (アンデル) says: depends how much fun they have i guess <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: yep I added in smilies, lol... Edited August 22, 2007 by Mara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 23, 2007 We were both tired. But he had a good excuse... it was like 3am over there in the UK, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 23, 2007 well it explains why you have that stuff in your eyes when you wake up Oh, god. I'll never look at that in the same way again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 28, 2007 MSN convo between Rogue(Jenki) Drake(Henderson), myself(Wookiee): When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Say...GB mini Golf sounds fun When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: as does GB bowling When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Jenki Mimay says: I like it. Either way I have something to hit you two with if you get out of hand When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: *snifcry* Jenki Mimay says: ^^; ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: GB orgy? When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: *carelessly touches as he helps her with minigolf swing* When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: haha drake Jenki Mimay says: Jenki Mimay says: *takes note not to take lessons from Furday* When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: awwww.... Jenki Mimay says: And I'm pretty good at minigolf! When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Nuh uh! *lays down the challenge* Jenki Mimay says: Uh huh!\ When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: we'll see! Jenki Mimay says: we will! Jenki Mimay says: This GB meet is going to turn into a full week of festivities When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Everyone better bring a camera When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Prinny has a new camera now...a real pro photographer's camera! Jenki Mimay says: oooh When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Which means that there'll be at least two people ( her + me) taking loads of pics Jenki Mimay says: ^^ Jenki Mimay says: I'll bring my scrapbooking kit! ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: woohoo! When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: picture: Rogue sitting on the hotel bed, cutting and pasting. caption: Scrapbooking it! Jenki Mimay says: Any page with Drake is going to be pink, just cause I think that's hilarious. Jenki Mimay says: lol Furday\ When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: hehe ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: i hate you so much right now Jenki Mimay says: ^^ When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: I thought you liked pink , Drake? ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: i like "the pink" Jenki Mimay says: When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: ah... When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says: Jenki Mimay says: Stop brooding, I wouldn't make fun of you if I didn't luff ya! You know...in that way that you're girlfriend doesn't try to kick my ass. ~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says: hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 28, 2007 Haha. When are you ever on MSN, Furday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 28, 2007 He's signed in most of the time but three quarters of that time, he's not actually there. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites