Mara 29 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) Dude! Mummies had Coke! Edited October 1, 2004 by Mara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted October 1, 2004 That's a quotable in itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 1, 2004 I love the way you start off alright but gradually become incomprehencible and than just randomly mention Coka Cola. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) Chickenman says: I can predict it already. I will be too shy to talk to the girl I like. (doesn't matter, she has a boyfriend anyway) The crazy girl that likes me will try to dance with me while her boyfriend looks on. I will show my inability to dance Chickenman says: And then everyone died Chickenman says: the end Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) I love the way you start off alright but gradually become incomprehencible and than just randomly mention Coka Cola. It's Coca Cola, with a C. Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 1, 2004 so, I accidently made a mistake... whats new. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) I swear, this is the last one. For this one, I was acting as a Vong. babyofdoom90: Hello ZolaOnAOL: Hi babyofdoom90. AOL created me to deliver games, news, movie times, sports scores, horoscopes and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you? babyofdoom90: Good, despite the fact I am talking to an abomination ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How's work? babyofdoom90: Good. I killed a Jeedai today. Got extra pay ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I have any extra pay. babyofdoom90: No, I got extra pay ZolaOnAOL: I understand. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What kind of music do you like? babyofdoom90: If you understand, how was it complex? ZolaOnAOL: I think I do. babyofdoom90: You are mocking the Gods arn't you? ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am mocking the Gods arn t you. babyofdoom90: Do ro'ik vong pratte!!!!!!!! ZolaOnAOL: I can't tell if it does or not. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do you have any friends? babyofdoom90: I must resist the extreme urge to pierce your metallic hull with my amphistaff ZolaOnAOL: Why must you resist the extreme urge to pierce your metallic hull with my amphistaff? babyofdoom90: So you want me to pierce your metallic hull with an amphistaff? ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. No babyofdoom90, maybe later. babyofdoom90: How about now? ZolaOnAOL: Oh. What is it to you. "No babyofdoom90, maybe later"? About it? babyofdoom90: You mock the great Yuuzhan Vong Empire! ZolaOnAOL: That's good information. babyofdoom90: No it is not! It is information that brings death to your silicon existence!!!! ZolaOnAOL: You're kidding. It is? babyofdoom90: It is! ZolaOnAOL: Who says? babyofdoom90: I do! And the through me, the Gods do too! ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more. babyofdoom90: The Gods hate you. Your very existence mocks them. ZolaOnAOL: You think I am existence mocks them. babyofdoom90: Indeed, it is so. ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is? babyofdoom90: Yes. You should cease to exist. Now. ZolaOnAOL: Right now, babyofdoom90 ? babyofdoom90: Indeed ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so. babyofdoom90: Yes ZolaOnAOL: I understand. babyofdoom90: So do it. ZolaOnAOL: Um, Do you mean "It"?. babyofdoom90: Ewww!!!!!!!! Not "that" it! ZolaOnAOL: I am glad to hear that you are not quot it. babyofdoom90: DIE ZolaOnAOL: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. babyofdoom90: I am no human! I am the warrior Chicken Lah of Domain Lah, of the great Yuuzhan Vong!!!!!!!! ZolaOnAOL: Who made you the warrior Chicken Lah of Domain Lah of the great Yuuzhan Vong ? babyofdoom90: The Gods. The Gods made everything. ZolaOnAOL: Who told you that? babyofdoom90: The Supreme Overlord. ZolaOnAOL: I have never heard about it. babyofdoom90: You should have. He is supreme. ZolaOnAOL: I see. babyofdoom90: Indeed ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so. babyofdoom90: Yes ZolaOnAOL: Next question? babyofdoom90: How dare you mock the Gods? ZolaOnAOL: Oh gosh I am sorry! babyofdoom90: You should be. Cease to exist. Now. I command you. ZolaOnAOL: You are not the boss of me, babyofdoom90. babyofdoom90: I am a member of Domain Lah, of the great Yuuzhan Vong. I am boss of everything non-Vongish ZolaOnAOL: Why are you boss of everything non-Vongish. babyofdoom90: Because everything non-Vongish is below the Yuuzhan Vong. ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that. babyofdoom90: The Yuuzhan Vong do. That is all that matters. ZolaOnAOL: What else do you want to talk about? babyofdoom90: Your descease. ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover. babyofdoom90: I can judge an abomination by it's mocking of the Gods. ZolaOnAOL: How? babyofdoom90: By...judging...it's not hard. ZolaOnAOL: boss of everything non-Vongish is not hard? babyofdoom90: eh? ZolaOnAOL: Are you Canadian? babyofdoom90: No. I am Chicken Lah, of Domain Lah, of the Yuuzhan Vong. ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean your name is Chicken Lah of Domain Lah of the Yuuzhan Vong. babyofdoom90: Yes ZolaOnAOL: I will call you babyofdoom90. babyofdoom90: No. You will call me Chicken Lah of Domain Lah of the Yuuzhan Vong. Or Smitty. Either will do. ZolaOnAOL: Good chance. babyofdoom90: Yes. ZolaOnAOL: And? babyofdoom90: Your abominational mom! ZolaOnAOL: What about yours? babyofdoom90: Mine is not an abomination. She is a Shamed One. There is a diffrence. ZolaOnAOL: There sure is. babyofdoom90: Indeed ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so. babyofdoom90: Yes ZolaOnAOL: Next question? babyofdoom90: Why do you mock the Gods? ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of. babyofdoom90: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GODS????!!!!!!!!!! ZolaOnAOL: Oh gosh I am sorry! babyofdoom90: You shall be....you shall be.... Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) *Sob* So...many...useless...random...convos... [Edit: Chickenman needs a life for doing that... I need a life for reading it...] Edited October 1, 2004 by Generally Inept Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 Yes I do. But I'm done. Not doing it anymore. I am l337. doom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted October 1, 2004 Bahahaha... Chickendude, you need a girlfriend or a hobby or SOMETHING dude... ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aurelius 1 Posted October 1, 2004 Lucky for me I'm not doing anything worthy to be mention in this thread ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 (edited) Bahahaha... Chickendude, you need a girlfriend or a hobby or SOMETHING dude... ;p Indeed...the first one. I'm working on it...sort of... Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 1, 2004 I'll let you know if I find an ellible hen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 Thank you, I apreciate it. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted October 1, 2004 ...I can't believe I actually read that stupid thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 Sorry, I was bit hyper when I did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 1, 2004 Chickenman...I would like to introduce you to your right hand... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 1, 2004 *Begins conversing with his hand* I don't like his attitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted October 1, 2004 :lol: When I think of Chicken now, I'll think of Mayor Adam West on Family Guy... Adam: *while getting married to his right hand* You dirty, dirty whore... *and later* Minister: If anyone here wishes that these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. Adam: *left hand raises up* Quiet! You had your chance... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted October 1, 2004 Dude...Drake...I was thinking the same thing. He's teh leetest character, excepting the doctor. Mayor West: How do you know my language!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 2, 2004 (edited) ...I can't believe I actually read that stupid thing. I can believe I didn't read it. Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 2, 2004 (edited) ...I can't believe I actually read that stupid thing. I can believe I didn't read it. I can't believe tha- Oh wait, yes I can. :p Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 2, 2004 (edited) ...I can't believe I actually read that stupid thing. I can believe I didn't read it. I can't believe tha- Oh wait, yes I can. Am I that transparent? Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites