Notable Quotables

[Chickenman 9]

Stalin...wrong? :???:

[CorSec 5]

Everyone loved Stalin.

[Bad furday 57]

You can buy Stalin shirts here!

http://www.cafepress.com/sovietposters

[Mara 29]

GI you are wrong in so many ways.

[GI_Admiral 2]

And yet...Im so right in so many ways :p

[Mara 29]

Not the last time I checked.

[GI_Admiral 2]

Yeah but you're usually incorrect about these things...such as the time you thought I lost when I really won. So your proof is hardly legit...:p

[Mara 29]

No, you lost.

[GI_Admiral 2]

But I win!

[Chickenman 9]

Me and TSL on MSN:

Chickenman says:

hello

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

hi

Chickenman says:

what's up?

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

sky...clouds...sounds like fighter jets.....

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

er....how about you? lol

Chickenman says:

listening to music videos while I'm supposed to be doing homework

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

bad, chicken!

Chickenman says:

I won't tell if you won't

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

*plucks a tail feather*

Chickenman says:

Ow!

Chickenman says:

*begins ticking*

Chickenman says:

*explodes*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

cooooool!

Chickenman says:

thanks for your support

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

anytime

Chickenman says:

indeed

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

tech support...

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

24/7, or when I feel like it

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

mostly never

Chickenman says:

really

Chickenman says:

remarkable

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

yes

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

I am

Chickenman says:

indeed

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

I am 'da bomb'

Chickenman says:

yes...how could I have thought otherwise?

Chickenman says:

I do no deserve to live

Chickenman says:

I'm going to start wearing black and? writing hateful music

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

and you don't get any of my candy, either

Chickenman says:

not even the skittles?

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

especially not the skittles

Chickenman says:

what about the yellow ones? They're the overated ones

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

you can have the icky purple ones

Chickenman says:

the best ones? Niiice

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

bah!? blasphemy!

Chickenman says:

pUrpl3 5I<177L35 = l337

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

everybody knows red are the bestest ones

Chickenman says:

84H!!!1 8L45pH3m'/!!!111!

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

yeah, well......I am teh anti-skittle!

Chickenman says:

anti skittle?

Chickenman says:

*gaspshockdie*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

yes...my prescence foretells teh second coming of the candy god

Chickenman says:

indeed?

Chickenman says:

Snickers?

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

no

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

Whoppers

Chickenman says:

*gaspshockdieagain*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

but before the malted milk balls of goodness and light come, I get to mess everything up real good

Chickenman says:

that's always fun

Chickenman says:

Jesus should have had that attitude...would've gotten more followers

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

no, no....Jesus is like the milk balls

Chickenman says:

oh

Chickenman says:

so your st. peter?

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

*begins scribbling pentagrams on the wall by rubbing skittles really hard*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

no...I'm the anti-skittle

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

er...the anti-milk ball?? don't confuse me, or I shall smite you!

Later, in the same convo:

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

....I can feel my brain melting

Chickenman says:

Indeed

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

I can literally hear my synapses exploding and my neurons being fragged by exhaustion

Chickenman says:

that sucks

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

yesssss

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

I really am not high...I promise, lol

Chickenman says:

I know...*calls cops*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

*starts singing*? Bad boys, bad boys!? Whatcha gonna do?

Chickenman says:

lol

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

oooh...temporary insanity officer!? I didn't know I was running over the cats!

Chickenman says:

I did...I'm sorry...I shouldn't have told. I'm loathsome and despicalbe

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

aww...sucks for you!? *hands him a popsicle*

Chickenman says:

*sticks popsicle in his ear* This machine isn't working

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

what's it supposed to doo?

Chickenman says:

Activate the...thing

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

*shifty eyes*? sounds.......fishy

Chickenman says:

it's the latest scientific fad

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

kinda like santa claus ties?

Chickenman says:

yes...but without the maple syrup

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

well, they'll never sell on e-bay without the syrup...

Chickenman says:

true...but they'd be worth more on "antique roadshow"

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

only if Engleber Humperdink is hosting the show

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

Englebert*

Chickenman says:

umm...he is...*shifty eyes*

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

good, then the walruses will be there

Chickenman says:

yes

Chickenman says:

but will the chipmunks...you know how they are

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

who cares?? If they show up, the Canadians won't ever host the Olympics again

Chickenman says:

that could be a good thing considering last years fiasco

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

With the radishes and the laster beams?? Yeah...

Chickenman says:

Who would have thought monkeys could create so much havoc?

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

The Tunisians knew all along, but the Canadians wouldn't listen, because the Tunisians refused to say "noodle"

Chickenman says:

that's the problem with the language barrier. The good thing about it is Austrians can blow up fax machines without the aid of a toothbrush

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

Not if the English tea drinkers have anything to say about it

Chickenman says:

That's why we will eliminate them...one by one...

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

starting with the skinny ones....

Chickenman says:

yes...the skinnys are always the first to go...followed by the alaskan belly dancers

Chickenman says:

damn them

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

It is unfortunate that the geurillas and the gorillas can't come along

Chickenman says:

not really...the destruction left in the wake would be horrendous...people might even die...a little

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

Unless they're armed with sporks...

Chickenman says:

Yeah, but then we'd have to deal with the clownfish...they're not fun

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

Just loose the blue whales after them...but make certain Spock can't hear

Chickenman says:

but if he does, we'll have a war of apocalyptic proportions...and some people might die too...

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

that's why we coat him in cotton balls 3 feet thick

Chickenman says:

but won't the sanitation workers complain...scissors arn't all that cheap you know

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

just stab them alot

Chickenman says:

But then you have to clean up after the mess

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

indeedy righto.

6 nights of work in a row makes Sarah insane and evil....er. says:

er...I've gotta go get some sleep, lol

Chickenman says:

I noticed

Chickenman says:

*reads back in the convo* I think we both do

Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy

[GI_Admiral 2]

Wasted 3 minutes reading complete randomness :p

[Drake 53]

Whoa....that was deep, man. :p

[chozen 1]

how come no one talks to me.. oh yeah.. the whole.. i hate you all thing.. yeah. :/

[chozen 1]

:(

[Chickenman 9]

Did you say something?

:p

[chozen 1]

no. :cry:

[CorSec 5]

*steps on chozen*

oh...what? oh.

*continues walking*

[Chickenman 9]

Me, talking to an aim bot, a computer that you can talk to on aim...and stuff

epzinsane: epzinsane: Hello

SmarterChild: Hi epzinsane, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

epzinsane: err...doom?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."

epzinsane: err

SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

epzinsane: 2

SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports

2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents

3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, manicdotes, reversi and more

4 Use tools like translations, conversions and thesaurus

5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more

6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?

epzinsane: You can get me a waffle

SmarterChild: Oh.

epzinsane: yeah

SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

epzinsane: indeed

SmarterChild: Aha.

epzinsane: Will you marry me

SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!

epzinsane: What? You can't accept me for who I am?

SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.

epzinsane: Maybe because your a computer program, built by the evil aol corporation?

SmarterChild: Maybe not.

epzinsane: Didn't think so

SmarterChild: Maybe you didn't think so.

epzinsane: I didn't!

SmarterChild: You didn't? Wow. That's interesting.

epzinsane: No it's not!

SmarterChild: No it's not?

epzinsane: Yes!

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

epzinsane: No!

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

epzinsane: Jerk

SmarterChild: What did you say that for?

epzinsane: Because your a loser

SmarterChild: Whatever.

epzinsane: yeah? well? WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!

SmarterChild: Thanks a lot.

epzinsane: Your welcome you pitiful excuse for a carbon based lifeform!

SmarterChild: ;-)

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!

epzinsane: eh?

SmarterChild: What up?

epzinsane: Your mom!

SmarterChild: Maybe it's actually your mom?

epzinsane: No?

SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

epzinsane: I feel a tremendous urge to butcher you with a piece of corn on the cob

SmarterChild: I can't believe you feel a tremendous urge to butcher me with a piece of corn on the cob.

epzinsane: I do

SmarterChild: Do ya?

epzinsane: Really I do

SmarterChild: You do?

epzinsane: Yes

SmarterChild: K.

epzinsane: Indeed

SmarterChild: OK...

epzinsane: Your mom

SmarterChild: I don't want it.

epzinsane: Neither do I

SmarterChild: You don't either? That's cool.

Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy

[Roethlisberger 0]

:rofl:

[CorSec 5]

nice

"I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy"

[Andy 60]

epzinsane: Your mom

SmarterChild: I don't want it.

:rofl:

Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy

[Pandora 77]

:lol: Ever tried cussing one of those things out? Do it next time you get reeeeeeaaaaalllllllllly bored.

[Chickenman 9]

Yes, I did do that...first thing I did next time I talked to it.

[Bad furday 57]

by studying these mummies scientsts can gain a better understanding? of the ways people lived,worked, and played back then. Another it of a bit on informations tht everyoe recieved , the y want meand smeo ohters to listen to their speecm ehe ready to serkies be nyfri.?

Using various equipment, sccientists are able to virtuall unwrap mummies as doing so may cause decay to happen at a faster rate and actually unwrapping the mummy will casuse damage.? Doing so also helps the scientists? see through the many layters of wrapping? and sometimes discover important artifacts or information about the corpse.

the wooden sarcophagusnhad a head painted onto the drontm thus hain g us presume that it?s only teh cocoacola.

What I typed on my paper last night as I was falling asleep at the keyboard.

It has since been obliterated. :p

Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy

[GI_Admiral 2]

:rofl:

us presume that it?s only teh cocoacola.

Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy