Mara 29 Posted August 28, 2007 I must have an old address because I never see him signed on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 29, 2007 More fun with my British friend: Bazman (アンデル) says: having DIY fun today are we? <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: yes. lots. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: I'm just starting some boring boating one. At least the timing should be fine, since it's just the one guy, so far. But it's just boring. Bazman (アンデル) says: aww Bazman (アンデル) says: theres no sort of, "im here to fix the leak" <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: learning how to install two 12 volt batteries into a boat <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: haha Bazman (アンデル) says: "its in your bedroom?" Bazman (アンデル) says: etc etc <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: nope. <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: that would be on Adult DIY Bazman (アンデル) says: and it would also be DWSE as opposed to DIY <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: yup Bazman (アンデル) says: when i was round me mates, we were seeing what was on Sky and one of the programmes was called "poorly dubbed porn" <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says: haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted September 6, 2007 I can never decide if that makes me sound like an investment advisor or a stripper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted September 6, 2007 :D ;) investment advisor by day, stripper by night? ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted September 6, 2007 Yeah, that's what Julia said too. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted October 21, 2007 *bump* Beeurd and I on MSN: Mistress of the Island says: *cracks up* Did you see what I just did? Andy says: ... Mistress of the Island says: I capitalized the pronoun "I" but not "God" Mistress of the Island says: hmm. am I going to hell? Mistress of the Island says: ....again? Andy says: haha i didn't even notice Mistress of the Island says: ....do I have a god complex? Andy says: you did it again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted October 21, 2007 Mike earlier tonight: what are you two up to? Robert: the same thing we do everynight-- me: try to take over the world? ...the sad thing is, mike didn't get it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted October 21, 2007 lol Call him Pinky from now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted December 10, 2007 B and I on MSN: Mistress of the Island says: damn you crazy europeans and your crazy measurements Mistress of the Island says: lol Mistress of the Island says: never mind Mistress of the Island says: a standard bottle Andy says: i'm not European, dammit Mistress of the Island says: technically you are Andy says: lies Mistress of the Island says: you are in Europe. it's the same continent whether you're on an island off the coast of it or not Mistress of the Island says: you don't get your own continent Andy says: well we should Mistress of the Island says: yes, we'll call it Andyland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted December 10, 2007 Silly British people. Jamie Oliver is teaching me all about your sillyness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 11, 2007 Really. Jamie Oliver can go to hell lol I was looking at a cookbook by some kid called Sam Stern today though... I ACTUALLY considered buying it. I wish I could cook http://www.samstern.co.uk/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted December 11, 2007 Haha... I agree! Jamie is so annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 3, 2008 "There exist a number of public transport systems which use flywheels to store energy. There are trams which charge up every time they stop and the system does away with the need for overhead cables. A tram is usually in a fairly stable environment, trams tend not to tackle hills. They are not trams in San Francisco. A gyroscopic system had to be designed into the Patriot's flywheel and this by a company which could not make Lamborghinis which did not leak. Reynard delivered the prototype Patriot in time for Chrysler to feature it on its stand at the 1993 Detroit Motor Show. There had been compromises; the roll bar had to look pretty so, as displayed, the Patriot would not have passed a scrutineer. That did not matter because the car never ran, not even in a test session, and the problem was KERS. A flywheel has to have weight and the Chrysler end of the project came up with one which weighed 157 lbs and rotated at 80,000 rpm. There was a snag, if the car went above fifteen degrees from the horizontal, as over a kerb at Le Mans or on the banking at Daytona, the flywheel whizzed off. Can you imagine how many decapitations could be wrought by an object weighing 157 lbs and rotating at 80,000 rpm? Chrysler's PR department could always argue in favour of green issues, but I am not sure if they would be believed by relatives of those cut in two." Pitpass.com's Mike Lawrence discussing KERS ( Kinetic Energy Recovery System Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 3, 2008 quotes from watching the tech rehearsal of 42nd Street at the Chanhassen Dinner Theatre... my teacher (who is one of the leads...and was very out of character...): You're unzipped--move! me: oh! my glutes, my glutes! my glutes, they hurt! rose: take them off! me: i can't! my glutes hurt! rose: take em off! me: i can't take off my glutes! rose: then stop complaining about stuff that hurts that you can't take off. me: then take your's off! rose: but mine don't hurt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted April 10, 2008 Andy says: yes i get paid to sit at a computer and watch kids. :shifty: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 10, 2008 *snicker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted April 11, 2008 "Would you accept a donation for your time to come entertain my dog?" - random guy on a dating site to me... I was like... O..M...G Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted April 11, 2008 Whaaaaaaaa?! That's about the time you find that little 'report to owner about improper use of the site' button and tell them he's a douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted April 13, 2008 hahahhahaha I have three new bumper stickers... the only one that can be posted in hERE though is Politicians and Diapers need to be changed, often for the same reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted April 16, 2008 Darth Bane in the Spout: "I could care less what color my tongue is." heheh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted April 16, 2008 Mara: "it's taking forever to get my dude knocked up" That's taking that pregnant man article a little too seriously. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 16, 2008 He's just not very fertile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted April 16, 2008 I think you have that arrangement the wrong way around. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 16, 2008 You mean.... my experiment is wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
