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Andy

Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac."

PC: "And I'm a PC."

Mac: "Whatya doing, PC?"

PC: "Playing this new game."

Mac: "Oh, which one?"

PC: "Any."

Mac: "..."

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Drake

Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac."

PC: "And I'm a PC."

Mac: "Whatya doing, PC?"

PC: "Playing this new game."

Mac: "Oh, which one?"

PC: "Any."

Mac: "..."

:lol:

Dude...I had a similar idea.

Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac."

PC: "And I'm a PC."

Mac: "I can edit videos and make slideshows and name every single one of my programs i...whatever! Hey PC, who are all these people?"

PC: "These are all my friends. Mac, meet Master Chief, Sam Fisher, Jack Carver, Duke Nukem, Kyle Katarn, Gordon Freeman, Marcus Fenix, the Prince from Persia, all the guys from GTA, a whole swarm of Lemmings and the entire 2007 Madden NFL team."

Mac: "I...don't...have...friends..."

Edited by Drake

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Mara

LMAO.. awesome.

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Pandora

Hmm... *forewards to Apple in an email entitled "YOU SUCK".*

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Mara

A friend and I on MSN:

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

it's funny... whenever, on this show, she talks about the cucumber, I feel like laughing

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

especially since it's seedless and the skin is edible lol

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

and she mentioned how long and skinny it was

Bazman (アンデル) says:

how old are you

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I'm sorry, it's still funny

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

and I have a dirty mind

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I guess I should mention that seedless cucumbers are also called English cucumbers

Bazman (アンデル) says:

having a dirty mind isn't a bad thing and "no thats not an english cucumber in my pocket, I am just pleased to see you"

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

LMAO

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

they come wrapped in plastic too... "not coated with all that heavy grease" lol

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

her words not mine

Bazman (アンデル) says:

well the grease does allow easier entry, but the plastic coating is safer

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

yes.

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Ayingel

the news today talking about the View...the headline at the bottom of the screen said "New Hose" when it was showing Barbara Walters.

and when they were going to show an video of an interview about a rape...they showed a picture of a dog.

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Andy

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I guess I should mention that seedless cucumbers are also called English cucumbers

Well I was wondering... I was thinking... "do cucumbers have seeds in them?" lol

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Mara

Yeah, the regular ones do, lol. But they're still edible.

Seedless are just easier to digest, so she says.

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Drake

Chickenman says:

I have my own ass to grab, thank you

Whatever floats your boat, man.

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Vergere

oops... ignore. :red:

Edited by Vergere

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Chickenman

The real story:

Jenki Mimay says:

you're just trying to get close enough to grab my ass

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

i would never!

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

...with Chicken around

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

because he would be jealous

Chickenman says:

lol

Chickenman says:

I have my own ass to grab, thank you

Chickenman says:

Wait...that came out wrong

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

LMAO

Jenki Mimay says:

LOL

Chickenman says:

What I mean is, I have Lucy's ass to grab

Chickenman says:

:shifty:

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

sure sure

Jenki Mimay says:

Likely story

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Drake

I bet Lucy is just a name you gave yourself so that people wouldn't laugh at you when you tell them you grab your own ass.

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Radioactive Isotope

:lol: ah, good to have you back, Chicken. hope your vacation was fun.

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Chickenman

It had it's ups and downs.

Good to be back.

I'm gonna try to peel myself away from the RPG and start posting in the spaceport again. :D

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Drake

Just when we thought we had a safe haven...

:p

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Ender

Now there'll be that poultry stench around... especially if Chicky's grabbing himself. :p

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Uncle Du

As long as it's a fried poultry smell. :D

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Chickenman

Zach: Where's Carole? We've been waiting for 20 minutes.

Me: I've been waiting for 2 years.

Lucy: *SMACK!*

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Mara

Bazman (アンデル) says:

hows work?

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

not too bad. not working as fast as i should lol.. but I'm tired

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I almost fell asleep tracking my last show lol

Bazman (アンデル) says:

lol, i almost dosed off when i was xboxing earlier, my eyekids were heavy

Bazman (アンデル) says:

eyekids :eek:

Bazman (アンデル) says:

eyelids*

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I didn't know your eyelids had mated.

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

:p

Bazman (アンデル) says:

yeah, after i had to blink to see if you were real

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I hope they dont' keep you up at night, or aren't they newborn?

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

haha :p

Bazman (アンデル) says:

3 and 6

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

oh, the eyekids were born separately?

Bazman (アンデル) says:

yeah

Bazman (アンデル) says:

the youngest was from a prolonged wink

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I see.

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

Good thing one didn't get stuck closed.. might have been a whole raft of eyekids

Bazman (アンデル) says:

quadriplets

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

indeed

...

Bazman (アンデル) says:

they're at it all day, up and down

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

and I bet they really go at it at night, when you're sleeping, when you can't watch them.

Bazman (アンデル) says:

oh dear, you put thoughts in my head

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I'm so sorry... really... :roll:

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

har har

Bazman (アンデル) says:

it just explained something

Bazman (アンデル) says:

i won't say what though, unless you want to know

Bazman (アンデル) says:

its not that bad

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

I'm sure I can take it lol

Bazman (アンデル) says:

well it explains why you have that stuff in your eyes when you wake up

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

ahh, yes.

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

sometimes more on some mornings than otheres.

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

others*

Bazman (アンデル) says:

depends how much fun they have i guess

<>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go Tigers! --|-- Kaden Staal --| says:

yep

I added in smilies, lol...

Edited by Mara

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Andy

Oh god. lol

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Mara

We were both tired. :p

But he had a good excuse... it was like 3am over there in the UK, lol.

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TheUnknown

well it explains why you have that stuff in your eyes when you wake up

:rofl:

Oh, god. I'll never look at that in the same way again.

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Bad furday

MSN convo between Rogue(Jenki) Drake(Henderson), myself(Wookiee):

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

Say...GB mini Golf sounds fun

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

as does GB bowling

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

:p

Jenki Mimay says:

I like it. Either way I have something to hit you two with if you get out of hand

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

*snifcry*

Jenki Mimay says:

^^;

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

GB orgy?

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

*carelessly touches as he helps her with minigolf swing*

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

:p

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

haha drake

Jenki Mimay says:

:p

Jenki Mimay says:

*takes note not to take lessons from Furday*

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

awwww....

Jenki Mimay says:

And I'm pretty good at minigolf!

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

Nuh uh! *lays down the challenge*

Jenki Mimay says:

Uh huh!\

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

we'll see!

Jenki Mimay says:

we will!

Jenki Mimay says:

This GB meet is going to turn into a full week of festivities

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

Everyone better bring a camera

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

Prinny has a new camera now...a real pro photographer's camera!

Jenki Mimay says:

oooh

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

Which means that there'll be at least two people ( her + me) taking loads of pics

Jenki Mimay says:

^^

Jenki Mimay says:

I'll bring my scrapbooking kit!

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

woohoo!

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

picture: Rogue sitting on the hotel bed, cutting and pasting. caption: Scrapbooking it!

Jenki Mimay says:

Any page with Drake is going to be pink, just cause I think that's hilarious.

Jenki Mimay says:

lol Furday\

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

hehe

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

i hate you so much right now

Jenki Mimay says:

^^

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

I thought you liked pink , Drake?

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

i like "the pink"

Jenki Mimay says:

:p

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

ah...

When the Wookiee's got an attitude, drop it like it's hot! says:

:p

Jenki Mimay says:

Stop brooding, I wouldn't make fun of you if I didn't luff ya! You know...in that way that you're girlfriend doesn't try to kick my ass.

~ h3nd3r50n ~ Knight of the Word says:

hahaha

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Mara

Haha.

When are you ever on MSN, Furday?

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Drake

He's signed in most of the time but three quarters of that time, he's not actually there. :p

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