Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Jake Durron 23]

*looks at box which pictures a round bed with attatchments, hooks, a tv coming out of the footboard and multivibrating remote control*... ummmm kinda?

[Pandora 77]

*Stares blankly at the picture, then looks up to the vibrobladed instructed manual.* I think we need to get this down.

*pokes her head out into hallway and yells* Anybody got a ladder?

[Jake Durron 23]

:lol: Andy DID I think.

[Winters 0]

*gets own empty apartment*

So... who wants to help me move in...? *crickets* Ok... FINE! THen I shall have to do it myself!

*throws one of those smoke balls on the ground*

AH HA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*smoke disapears and it's just me talking to moving guys...* Yeah... becareful with that... yeah... that's good... here's your tip... *realizes that it's gone...* AHH! *throws smoke ball again, but it doesn't work...* You pay fifty bleeding credits per ball and you'd expect it to work... *sigh...*

[Bad furday 57]

*Lets a fleet of Roombas loose in his appartment*

[Pandora 77]

*has coerced Winters' Magic Moving Men into making a human pyramid in Kia's apartment to retrieve the intructions for her bed. Then convinces them to put it together*

[Princess 35]

*collapses after a full and crappy day of traveling*

Nobody wake me for a week!

[Bad furday 57]

*sneaks in, sets Prinny's alarm clock, and sneaks out* :D

[Princess 35]

*stirs and passes back out*

[Andy 60]

*orders a marching band for Prin* :p

[Pandora 77]

*Sends Winters' stolen Magic Moving Men to carry the marching band away*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*considers putting Prin's hand in a bowl of warm water, but decides her apartment needs cleaning more. grabs hubby and goes to clean*

[Bad furday 57]

*blares alarms*

[Ayingel 24]

*kicks open the door to her apartment*

....dusty...

*runs out screaming*

SPIDERS!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!

[Andy 60]

*runs away*

[Jake Durron 23]

Kriffin babies! *Goes to collect spiders in jar and runs away to office on the island with them* All better!

[Winters 0]

My guys... *sighs* Now... who'll be my butlers...? I need massive and massive amounts of man servants to be lazy!

[Jake Durron 23]

um winters............................... nvmd :lol:

[Mara 29]

*sets up a shrine in a corner of a room with various voodoo dolls*

Ahh.. now I can torture those evil HGTV and DIY people. Ahahahaha!

*orders pizza*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*steals the pizza*

[Mara 29]

*fires pizza delivery man*

*grabs a needle to poke Carter voodoo doll*

*locks up, drives to pizza place, picks up pizza, drives back, goes back in, eats pizza*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*leans on doorway munching pizza*

what took you so long? :p

[Drake 53]

*eats JM's stolen pizza while she's off talking to Mara*

[Mara 29]

Oh.... *leans back inside and hefts bazooka*

Had to get this out of storage. ;)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Drake, it's not nice to take things out of people's hands.

*steals pizza back*