Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

no no, i can clean my own apartment, thanks. besides, i think Ewan is still in this closet here.....

just find an empty one and you can have it.

[Winters 0]

*Opens closet and skeleton falls out*

Is this Ewan...?

[Andy 60]

:eek: JM, did you forget to feed Ewan!?

*gets on the phone to Clones-R-Us*

[Winters 0]

*shudders* Eww... I guess I won't take this one...

*opens another closet and hawk-bats fly out, attacking me* AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! *runs away with Hawk-bats in my hair*

[Jake Durron 23]

Looks in apartment of which has multiple levels and rings of dust. "Ok you know what"... *Closes door, puts caution tape all over it and then goes to find a new apartment.*

[Ender 8]

*Orders a thermal cleaning for his room*

Better safe than sorry.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

JM, did you forget to feed Ewan!?

*gets on the phone to Clones-R-Us*

i knew i was forgetting something. but ah well. now i'm getting a bigger, better Ewan. :hehe:

[Bad furday 57]

*snickers into the PA system*

[Andy 60]

Was I the only one who thought to hire cleaning droids?

*opens door to find his apartment is a vast, totally empty space*

Hmm... Slightly too efficient...

[Ana 15]

That's why you get your own cleaning droid. One that cleans, but doesn't eat your furniture. :p

[Andy 60]

Yeah, well at least it's clean...

*goes in and sits on the floor*

:p

[TheUnknown 39]

JM killed Ewan through neglect. *PW alarm blares*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:wail:

i didn't mean to.....*sniff* :cry:

[Mara 29]

Hmm.. I don't even remember where mine is...

Oh well.

*picks a random empty apartment*

[Andy 60]

No this isn't empty, it's mine.

*throws out over-active cleaning droid, and starts moving in new furniture*

[Mara 29]

Oops.

*finds another empty apartment*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*taps foot waiting for Clones-R-Us to get here already*

[Jake Durron 23]

*Finds an empty apartment, locks self in and tries to muffle strange noises and crashing sounds*

[Pandora 77]

Walks past Kia's new apartment on the way to her own, glancing vaguely at the sounds that would be odd if they were in any building other than this one. Finds her apartment in a disturbing state of neglect. Goes straight to the hall closet, removes a large flamethrower and begins to torch everything in sight. Once everything is either ablaze or a pile of ash, she replaces the flamethrower and emerges with a water gun, squirting out only the fires that get out of hand.*

[Jake Durron 23]

:lol: Hey Momma, help me with this freaking bed?

[Pandora 77]

*Holds up a finger in the general direction of her door, watching the fires carefully.* Just a minute. *Lets the last of her obviously-unneeded possessions dissolve into a pile of muddy ash. Hooks a hose up to the kitchen sink and proceeds to pressure wash the gunk out the door and into the stairwell at the end of the hallway. Turns the water off, leaving the hose stretched about and goes to Kia's apartment.* What's wrong?

[Jake Durron 23]

*looks at parts surrounding her and to the screwdriver in her hand* I need to borrow Andy's amazing tool?

[Pandora 77]

Just a guess, but I don't think it's going to do YOU any good.

*Looks around at the seeming carnage* Um. Do you have instructions?

[Jake Durron 23]

*looks up at the ceiling where they are suspiciously pinned with a vibroblade* ummmm, can't reach them..

Edited April 26, 2008 by Makia Durron

[Pandora 77]

OOoookay. Do you have a picture of what this thing is supposed to look like?