Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*hooks up a tube to JM's window, that is connected to an inter-dimensional rift to Hoth, and starts pumping snow into her room*

*shrieks, busts out flamethrower and fires at tube*

[Chickenman 9]

*Tube explodes, catching us in its fiery, transdimensional wave, which transports us to a Salvador Dali-esque hellscape where neither rhyme nor reason exist.*

!MJ ,og ot yaW

[Ender 8]

!stsilaerrus nmaddoG!

(yes, I took AP Art History...)

[Chickenman 9]

*Pilots a mustard powered submarine through the clouds*

[Drake 53]

I don't know where the hell you guys went but I, and everyone else, are on Hoth...where the machine was linked to.

Cold here...thankfully not as cold as it can get in Canada some days.

*wears a t-shirt and shorts*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

well, i'm going to Tatooine. at least it's warm there.

[Drake 53]

Have fun being enslaved and molested by a Hutt.

[Chickenman 9]

I don't know where the hell you guys went but I, and everyone else, are on Hoth...where the machine was linked to.

Cold here...thankfully not as cold as it can get in Canada some days.

*wears a t-shirt and shorts*

Well, with the machine having been blown up, one would assume, as in any cartoon or bad science fiction story, that it would go haywire and the effects would grow hazardous.

Have fun being enslaved and molested by a Hutt.

Please. You don't have to go all the way to Tatooine and find a Hutt to molest you. There are plenty of able bodied humans here on Earth.

[Drake 53]

What is this Earth you speak of?

Is it a sub-region of Coruscant?

[Rogue 4]

Yeah, cause I remember being in the Apartments on Coruscant, and then JM went and made my feets cold!

*shivers and pulls out a Datapad to write herself out of this near-hypothermia!*

[Bad furday 57]

*is sad at what he missed by having to work*

I have decided to go to Tatooine as well. *sees everyone snickering* No. Not because the ol' Jmster is going. I love hot weather. :D

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Have fun being enslaved and molested by a Hutt.

silly Drake. that's why i'm packing high explosives.

Yeah, cause I remember being in the Apartments on Coruscant, and then JM went and made my feets cold!

*shivers and pulls out a Datapad to write herself out of this near-hypothermia!*

hey, i wasn't the one who hooked up an inter-dimensional rift to Hoth. it was the Sithly one over there. *points* :p

[Drake 53]

But then you had to go and destroy my expensive piece of equipment...which I am suing for, by the way...instead of asking me nicely to turn it off.

Clearly, this situation is your fault entirely. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

we could have avoided this situation completely if you didn't feel the need to be onery. i feel i acted in an appropriate manner given the circumstances. :p

[Chickenman 9]

The lady's argument makes sense. :p

[Andy 60]

*looks around Hoth*

Looks a bit like Norway to me...

[Mara 29]

I don't know Earth. But I know of Old Terra.

[Princess 35]

Really D, you should be happy once in a while. *throws a snowball at him*

[Rogue 4]

*While she has her datapad out, she writes everyone into silly outfits. Prin is wearing a banana costume, Andy is dressed like a playboy bunny, Mara's a lady in a gorilla suit, JM is dressed as a diva, Chickenman is a chickenman in a chicken costume (Snickers), and Drake is dressed like Captain Planet.*

[Mara 29]

Captain Planet. *giggles*

*eats a banana*

[Drake 53]

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

*strikes a pose in his spandex costume*

This one was all Rogue...blame her.

I always pitied the one kid. You know the one. The Indian kid who got the power of "Heart". I mean...the other four got the powers of the elements. The ginger kid from Brooklyn knew martial arts and got to throw fireballs. This kid? He can talk to animals and share emotions with them. Lucky him.

:p

[Chickenman 9]

Hey, they needed a token. Tokens rarely get the best of the deal. :p

[Mara 29]

I have you on a T-shirt, Drake!

[Bad furday 57]

I always pitied the one kid. You know the one. The Indian kid who got the power of "Heart". I mean...the other four got the powers of the elements. The ginger kid from Brooklyn knew martial arts and got to throw fireballs. This kid? He can talk to animals and share emotions with them. Lucky him.

Maybe he begged the animals to kill him? :p

[Drake 53]

I have you on a T-shirt, Drake!

:shifty: