Our War Against the Trekkie Abominations contiues!

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*mutters* it's the damn trekkie singing that

[Master MJade 0]

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[Link 3]

good damn Save

[Master MJade 0]

well damn if you've been listening to me, i've been saying that for a while

[Link 3]

your point?

[Sticks 1]

ST es estupido y aburrido.

[Master MJade 0]

nevermind

[Link 3]

lol

[Sticks 1]

Si? o no?

*answers her own question*

si....

[Link 3]

oh lord yes

[Pandora 77]

*has the distinct feeling that Flash is going to correct MJade's German...*

[Link 3]

lol I doubt it

[Pandora 77]

I saw no capitalized nouns. *shrugs* then again, I'm only in German I. But I have a private tutor! :wink:

[Princess 35]

Ok Pod's going to freak when she reads this, but I just heard a ST Nemesis commercial that said it was as good as SW.

[Master MJade 0]

ill let you know when i see it...

although the novel was good....

it was my dad's christmas present

[Princess 35]

but nothing can beat Yoda with a lightsaber!

[Master MJade 0]

NAda can do that!!!!

[Drake 53]

Who da man? YO DA MAN!!! :lol:

[Link 3]

*irritated* damn trekkies. think they're better than everyone else

[Drake 53]

You shouldn't judge people like that. I don't think I'm better than everyone else.

[Master MJade 0]

*glances at Drake*

You don't think you do but everyonce and a while you act that way

[Flashback-1984 0]

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That would be the correct way:

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hey i wouldn't have said anything but Pod beat me to it.... ;)

[Master MJade 0]

give me a break....

i'm just begining to learn and it's from a damned tape...

[GI_Admiral 2]

1. A Trekkies hero is some pansy running around in pastel spandex.

- You mean "some multi-millionaire pansy..."

- Yes...but starwars heroes are multi-millionaires too...Which would you choose...

2. Ships in star wars actually have modifications.

- Hmm...let's list them. a) The Millenium Falcon...and it's all modifications.

-*Cough* Slave 1 *Cough* and besides 1 is better than none...

3. Gene Roddenbery has also created a crap TV series called Earth: The Final Conflict that gets worse ratings than UPN. George has also created the blockbuster Ammerican Graffiti.

- Gene wrote the idea for the show but thought it was crap so he shoved it away somewhere. His wife found it and made the show then slapped his name on it. (btw...this show has nothing to do with ST)

-Earth: The Final Conflict...never heard of it...

4. Picard dodges asteroids. Vader blows them up.

- Picard conserves energy...it's good for the environment. :wink:

- Han Dodges astroids...

5. Star Trek has Cptn. Janeway. Star Wars has Princess Leia.

- You're point being?

- No Comment

6. Star Trek has one language. Star Wars has over 6 million.

- Trek has a multitude of languages. We hear them in English because of a little tool called a "Universal Translator" that is implanted into the brains of all Starfleet officers.

- So...basically they have one official language, with all these unheard of languages that you hear from if you read the books...interesting...

7. Two words: Boba Fett.

- Two words: You're point?

- Two words: He's cooler than anyone in ST...wait...was that more than 2 words?

8. Remind me again who can kill someone with a mere hand motion.

- Q

- Hehe...at least the SW bad guy has a name...I would laugh if Osama went around calling himself "O"

9. The Super Star Destroyer Eclipse is 30 times bigger than the enterprise.

- Pulling things from the EU are we? Must be getting desperate...

- Well then...the Death Star is bigger than the enterprise...

10. Star Trek Officers have to ask for permission to fire.

- Ever heard of "chain of command"?

- well actually that's a good point...but you see...hes saying that the ST Leaders are too stupid to realize when they should fire...so their younger officers need to ask...while the SW admiralstake the initative and tell the officers to attack before the Jr Officers ask.

11. Where's the alternative song dedicated to Troi? Blink 182 made the song "A New Hope" dedicated to Princess Leia!

- Cool! I'll have to download it sometime...

- Really? Sweet...same here...

12. Weird Al wrote the song Yoda, what song is out there about Q, let alone written by Weird Al!

- Yeah he also wrote "Star Trek Rhapsody"...funny stuff that one is.

- Yeah...both are hilarious...

13. Frank Oz of the muppets was in Star Wars. Star Trek couldn't even get Frank Oz's Latin American equal if they wanted to!

- And ST would want a kriffing puppet...why? Theyv'e had CGI for years now.

- Every good Sci Fi movie needs a Muppet...thats why ST is bad...well actually for way more reasons than this one..

14. There is a category in Yahoo! titled Anti-Star Trek!

- If you look I'm sure you'll find many anti-star wars categories as well.

- Do you Yahoo?

15. Let's look at the actors that came out of both series: Out of Star Trek came William Shatner, and Patrick Stewart. Out of Star Wars came Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, James Earl Jones, SIR Alec Guiness and Peter Cushing!

- Heh...do you mean the same Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher who were last seen in Jay and Silent Bob Strick Back?

- Actors that were on Star Trek that made it big soon after: Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst, LeVar Burton (yay Reading Rainbow!), Whoopie Goldberg, Clint Howard, James Cromwell, John de Lancie, Kelsey Grammer, Dr. Stephen Hawking, Ashley Judd, Eddie Murphy, Dean Stockwell, Scott Bakula (Quantum Leap!!).........by now you've probably tuned out so I'll move on to the next one.

- Yes we are talking about those actors Drake...

- You got a point there...but uh...we have...uh...right...next

16. Star Trek could never get a good music composer, so they changed periodically, finally ending up with Jerry Goldsmith, a mediocre composer with a couple of movies below his belt. Star Wars has always had John Williams, a music GOD who is also one of the most respected music composers that has ever graced god's green earth and has composed over 120 projects to date!

- Cool.

- Yes...very cool...

17. Gene Rodenberry, the creator of Star Trek, is right now cremated flying around in space in a little pod. George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, is still out there making more Star Wars films!

- Ok...that was just low. Seriously, making fun of a dead person? That's just sick.

- Sweet! When I die I wanna be orbiting earth in a pod...

18. Star Trek changes special FX companies every once and a while because they are never happy with them. Star Wars launched their own special FX company, ILM, which is grown to be a HUGE success, not to mention another FX company started by Lucas, THX, also a huge company!

- I'll have to give that one to ya...ST is now getting it's effects done by ILM.

- No need for me in this one...

19. The games Star Wars have had are Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, all for Nintendo; Super Star Wars, Super Empire Strikes Back, Super Return of the Jedi, all for Super Nintendo; Shadows of the Empire, for N64; Masters of Teras Kasi, for Playstation; and Dark Forces, Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, X-Wing, TIE Fighter, X-Wing Vs. TIE Fighter, Star Wars Monopoly, and Yoda Stories, all for the computer! Star Trek has Star Fleet Academy, and a couple other CD-ROM's for information purposes only!

- Do a little research and you'll find out that there are many ST games. Good ones too. (Armada, Armada II, Starfleet Command I, II and III, Klingon Academy, Dominion Wars, Bridge Commander, Elite Force I & II, Away Team, New Worlds...)

- Yes sadly it is true...as an irrepairable gamer, I must say I have seen a lot of ST games out there...

20. When's the last time anyone from Star Trek has even been ON MTV? Chewbacca is the 1997 MTV Lifetime Achievement Award Winner!!!!!!!!!

- You got a point, but why would anyone want to go on that crappy station?

-Yeah, all your ST guys go on TNN...hehe not MTV...

Ok...I did this for no apparent reason, I came on here to read Princess's Story, saw these posts and had to reply...

[Andy 60]

Chance of Flame War: 87%

Hmm...