Bushy 0 Posted October 25, 2004 I like milk... got milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted October 25, 2004 MLK is Martin Luther King, Beeurd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted October 25, 2004 he was a communist. pfft.. scumzor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 25, 2004 MLK is Martin Luther King, Beeurd. Oh right... You lot and your silly initalisating... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted October 25, 2004 You and your silly... Britishness. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 25, 2004 Well now your teacher and beeurd have something in common.... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 25, 2004 You and your silly... Britishness. I'll take that as a compliment. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted October 25, 2004 *deliberately climbs into a right hand drive car, roars around Silverstone, and waves a banner that has the face of Max Mosely on it and says "Bernie can axe this!"* *finds himself being persued by Scotland Yard* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 26, 2004 "This isn't a yard, this is a jail!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 26, 2004 *finds himself being persued by Scotland Yard* New Scotland Yard... get it right. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted October 26, 2004 New? No...I'm pretty sure it's old. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 28, 2004 "All we needed was one regiment. The Black Watch would have done. Just one regiment, but you wouldn't. Well, don't expect us to save you again. They can invade Sussex, and we wouldn't do a damned thing about it." lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 29, 2004 :rofl: I just saw this on someones MSN screen name: when i was a kid, i prayed every night for a new bike. I realised God dnt work like that. so i nicked 1 and asked him to 4give me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted November 3, 2004 From The Daily Show: Election Edition, last night: John Stewart: Now we go to our correspondent, Rob Corddrey... Rob Corddrey: *playing Halo on the big screen* Yeah! Uh! You like that!? Huh? Yeah! Take that! John: Rob! Rob! What are you doing? Are you playing Halo? Rob: *mashes the buttons on the controller...the screen returns to the US map* No John. I was merely...exit polling...Covenant aliens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted November 3, 2004 Hahahah... that was fantastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted November 3, 2004 Jon Stewart: We'll get back to you later, Steven. Steven Colbert: There's no point, John. Steven Colbert: This is probably the most important election of our lifetime. I've said that before but I was talking out of my butt. I guess the '76 Carter/Ford campaign was not the "Focal point on which rests the fate of mankind" as I thought. And the '88 Bush/Dukakis campaign was not an "Electoral Hiroshima that would make Armageddon look like Yahtzee"... Ed Helms: George Bush says he's thrilled that he will be running the country for four more years. Jon Stewart: Isn't it a little early? The number really aren't...in yet. Ed Helms: Numbers. John, this is not a man who's going to let the "numbers" stand in the way of "moving America forward!" That's a pre-9/11 mindset! The paradigm has shifted! Waiting for official results is dangerous! A sign of weakness! The president has taken decisive, preemptive, electoral action and whether you agree with him or not, whether you think it's the right thing to do or not, he is not moving! Rob Corddry: Tonight I have every possible type of map for our divided electorate. I've got the electoral map, I got the weighted electoral map, i.e. a map of the fattest voters, a topographical map. I'm not sure how that one's gonna come into play, but, as you can see, the Rockies are bumpy. Jon Stewart: Rob, that's all very well and good, but can you break down some of the results so far on the electoral map? That would probably be nice. Rob: Yeah...results? Jon: The states that have gone either one way or the other. Rob: Um, I got a treasure map, some say left by Blackbeard himself. That's only a legend. Or is it? Jon: Can we just see the electoral map again? Rob: Yeah, sure. I don't know why. That map isn't even very useful since more than 80% of the country is out of play, except for the swing states. This is the US tonight *map of these states connected to each other* Rob: Ohioda, Pennsylconsin, New...M...Mexico. Forget that last one. The rest of the states? Dead to me. Especially you, Georgia. DEAD!!! You know why! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted November 3, 2004 Hehehe.... Found this amusing - it's from a thread on another board: The Way Life Would Be if Scripture Were Followed Without Question Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 also states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have neighbours who insist on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask he police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev.11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread(cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?(Lev.20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted November 4, 2004 :lol: That's great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted November 4, 2004 Why can't I own Canadians? What are you talking about...*Yells to CorSec* Oi! Slave!! Get over here!!! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
