Ana 15 Posted February 9, 2005 Yikes... that'd really be not-fun, growing up with that name :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 9, 2005 Well it would be easy to come up with a nickname Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted February 9, 2005 GI: :twisted: Aww c'mon...you can trust us *cackles* Chicken: I dunno about that one, but I've heard of a real life kid named Meconium (term for newborn's poop), a kid named Pajama, and I knew a boy in junior high named Precious. If those names can be real, then that story could certainly be true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 9, 2005 I've heard of someone having a name pronouced "Shuh-hee-uh," but it was spelled "Sh*thead." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 9, 2005 Well I told my mom that last night and she told me something about a kid named Vagina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 9, 2005 Well I know of a kid named Peter...heh....peter....... ... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 9, 2005 i know a guy called... ... GI ... yeah. :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 10, 2005 There are some names that should be considered child abuse to give to children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted February 10, 2005 Such as Apple or Blanket...or Soojin. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 10, 2005 Hahaha, Yeah Beeurd I agree...GI's a bad name, too many interpretations and ouch drake atleast I have a unique name though :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted February 10, 2005 The all time greatest weird ass baby name evaar = Moon Unit It doesn't get any more messed up than that! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 12, 2005 (edited) Quotes from Fruits Basket Kyo: Just like I'm gonna win against you! Yuki: Wait, wait; I think I've heard this one before. Kyo: No joke, a**hole, I am going to beat you and that's a promise! Yuki: I wish you'd stop making your inferiority complex my problem. Kyo: I swear, every time you open your mouth it p***es me off! Yuki: And every time you open yours, you sound like an idiot. Shigure: I think we've just witnessed an example of what I like to call "miss directed rage." I think the technical term is "being an a**." Shigure: I'm a writer. A novelist actually Yuki: What was it again, "fine literature?" Shigure: That's right. This kind of story. *holds up some porno story* Oops, my mistake. *holds up another book* This is my real work. This one I just did for fun. Kyo: You're a sicko! You know that?! Kyo: Da** it! How am I supposed to come up with an excuse if both of you transform too?! Yuki: Don't you dare blame this on us you stupid cat. Kyo: Go ahead! Say that again! Yuki: Stupid. Cat. Shigure: Cut it out, both of you! Anyway, it's too late for excuses. We might as well tell her the truth. Tohru, I'm a dog. Yuki here, he's a rat. That's Kyo. Don't let his temper scare you, he's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder. Whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress or we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac. Kyo: *hiss* Shigure: Sorry, the twelve animals plus the cat. Yuki: Stupid cat. Kyo: Da** rat! Black Haru: Oh, you know. I'm gonna do a little of this, and a little of that, and I'm definitely gonna do some of that Kyo: What?! This is the same little brat who would get lost on the way to the bathroom if I didn't take him. And now he think's he's an...I don't know what. He really is a ba***** when he goes black, but why does he have to bring Tohru into this? And what does he mean a little of this and a little of that crap? You're sick! Edited February 12, 2005 by Charmed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted February 12, 2005 South Park quotes! (Some quotes may offend) Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line. Token: I don't know how to play the bass. Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass. Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this. Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line! Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, ***dammit. Cartman: Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough. Kyle: Huh? Cartman: Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them. Stan: What? Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. Kyle: What does me being a Jew have to do with anything? TV Reporter: When asked if MOOP's strike will stop them from illegaly downloading music, 1% said "yes". 2% said "no". And, 97% said "Who the hell is MOOP? Mrs. Cartman: Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him? Doctor: I'm afraid he's running out of time. Mrs. Cartman: Why, what's wrong with him? Doctor: It's his time. It's running out. Mrs. Cartman: What can we do? Doctor: Well, I suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist. Cartman: Now that we're gonna die, I just want to tell you something. All of those times I called you a dirty Jew, I didn't mean it...you're not a Jew. Kyle: ***dammit Cartman! I am a Jew! Cartman: No, no. Don't be so hard on yourself, Kyle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 12, 2005 Hahaha south park is great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted March 2, 2005 The ever faithful fountain of knowledge and wisdom: "Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." -- George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 3, 2005 I love how he says he doesnt want to impose our governmental system on anyone, yet then goes out and attack non-democratic ((which is our type of government system)) countries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted March 3, 2005 "Our enemy is clever and resourceful. And so are we. Our enemy is doing everything they can to hurt us. And so are we." ~President George W. Bush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted March 3, 2005 That's my favorite Bush quote :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) Great quotes from The West Wing: John Van Dyke: When our children can go to any street corner in America and buy pornography for five dollars, don't you think that is too high a price to pay for free speech? President Josiah Bartlet: No. On the other hand, I think that five dollars is too high a price to pay for pornography. President Josiah Bartlet: Can we get this god-forsaken event over with so I can get back to presiding over a civilization gone to hell in a hand cart? Mrs. Landingham: Fine talk for a president, sir. President Josiah Bartlet: Leave me alone. Mrs. Landingham: You know what this is, sir? President Josiah Bartlet: What what is? Mrs. Landingham: Your mood, sir. President Josiah Bartlet: There's nothing wrong with my mood. Mrs. Landingham: It's your diet. President Josiah Bartlet: Would you get off me with that? Mrs. Landingham: You don't get enough roughage in your diet, Mr. President, you know I'm right about that. President Josiah Bartlet: I know I'd like to beat you senseless with a head of cabbage, I know that for damn sure. Ainsley Hayes: So you lied to me just then. Leo McGarry: I'm a politician, Ainsley. Of course I lied to you just then. President Josiah Bartlet: [the President is telling an unenthusiastic Josh about National Parks] Shenandoah National Park. Right here in Virginia. We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah. I can even act as the guide. What do you think? Josh Lyman: [audibly but under his breath] Good a place as any to dump your body. President Josiah Bartlet: What was that? Josh Lyman: Did I say that out loud? President Josiah Bartlet: See? And I was going to let you go home. Josh Lyman: But instead? President Josiah Bartlet: We're going to talk about Yosemite. [President cooking Thanksgiving dinner] Operator: Thank you for calling the Butterball Hotline. President Josiah Bartlet: If I cook the stuffing inside my turkey, can I kill my guests? I'm not saying that would be a deal breaker. President Josiah Bartlet: I need a favor. Ted Mitchell: Anything sir. President Josiah Bartlet: I need you to hire a guy. Ted Mitchell: Who Sir? President Josiah Bartlet: The former ambassador to Bulgaria. Ted Mitchell: Who is that sir? President Josiah Bartlet: Ken Cochran. Ted Mitchell: But isn't Ken Cochran the current ambassador to Bulgaria? President Josiah Bartlet: Not for long. Look, he's a good man, a smart man, and I think he would make a good corporate officer. Ted Mitchell: Why is he being fired sir? President Josiah Bartlet: Gross incompetence; I'll be right back. Josh Lyman: [Josh is looking at cakes through the glass] It's like a torture chamber designed by renegade Keebler elves. President Josiah Bartlet: Jokes like that are part of my folksy charm, Morris. It's the very heart of my popularity. Morris Brown: Don't you have a job arrpoval rating of like 3% or something? President Josiah Bartlet: We're having trouble getting the word out. President Josiah Bartlet: [after changing Toby's speech without telling him] I half expected to see you coming at me with a salad fork. Toby Ziegler: But for the Secret Service restraining me, Sir. President Josiah Bartlet: Thank God for the Secret Service. Oliver Babish: Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights and its scents and its touch, and then it breaks your ankle, also like a woman. Edited June 6, 2008 by Radioactive Isotope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 20, 2005 From a desk calender of moderately humourous quotes I have: *in a field at Lyndon Johnson's ranch where LBJ stopped to relieve himself* Secret Service Man: Mr. President, you're urinating on me. President Johnson: I know I am. It's my perogative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted March 28, 2005 Some Bush quotes from dubyaspeak.com: "DUBYA: how old is your child, Carl? CARL: Fourteen years old. DUBYA: Yes, 14. Well, if she were -- CARL: He, sir. DUBYA: He, excuse me. I should have done the background check. She will -- when she gets ready to -- when she's 50, the system will be broke, if my math is correct." "The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial." "And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything. " "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right. " "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 28, 2005 :lol: Classic. I can't wait until Ahnuld becomes President. So many more funnies from him... :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted March 28, 2005 Um, Arnold can't be President. He wasn't born here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 28, 2005 Nah, really? He's trying to pass legislation so they can change that requirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
