Drake 53 Posted January 4, 2005 On Conan O'Brien tonight... Paul Bettany: Okay, so you say "oregeno" while in England we say "oregaano". You say "tomato" we say "tomaato". Conan: Yeah. Paul: You say "'erb" and we say "herb"...and that's because there's a f***ing H in the front of it. Conan: *laughs* Paul: I apologize for saying f*** on TV. Conan: Oh that's alright. Tonight we'll be airing on Showtime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted January 4, 2005 yeah... it's not easy to write down prononciations... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted January 4, 2005 Heheh... Paul Bettany rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted January 23, 2005 From The Daily Show after counting how many times "Freedom" and "Liberty" were said in Bush's innaugural speech. And the score is, you can check for yourself in the transcript, 27 to 15 for Freedom. Liberty played a good game but they just couldn't cut it. Freedom will go on to battle Justice in the Cliche Bowl tomorrow night. It's sure to be a barn burner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted January 24, 2005 hahahahaha so true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted January 25, 2005 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons... How is yours doing? "The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted January 26, 2005 :lol: *applauds* nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted January 26, 2005 :lol: That's fantastic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted January 29, 2005 And now for some quoties from one of my favorite TV shows....Justice League! Superman: I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet and I believe that if we stayed together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice. The Flash: What, like a bunch of Superfriends? Superman: More like...a Justice League! The Flash: Well that just sounds lame. The Flash: Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought. Ice Mochas for everyone. Sweet. Joker: How did you get free? Batman: I could have escaped from that trap at any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you, clown. Hawkgirl: What about the others? Martian Manhunter: Superman is handling an earthquake. Wonder Woman is on another case. And Batman would only say that he's busy. The Flash: So you're not a boy scout after all. Superman: Never made it past my first merit badge. Martian Manhunter: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Kent... I'm a Martian. Jonathan Kent: Well come on in! We're no strangers to aliens in this house! Green Arrow: This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed. The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches. Supergirl: How did - What, do you go through my trash? The Question: Please... [pause] I go through *everyone's* trash. Wonder Woman: We need to find some way of going undetected among the civilians. Martian Manhunter: We already wear disguises. Get rid of them and we shall be disguised. [transforms into a man in a business suit] The Flash: Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys but I'm not sure I'm ready to... Batman: [points to each person] Wally West, Clark Kent... [removes his mask] Bruce Wayne. The Flash: Show off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted January 29, 2005 Hahaha nice, I remember watching that show alot...when I watched tv alot lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted January 29, 2005 :rofl: i love that show! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted January 29, 2005 They really need to make a live-action movie out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted January 29, 2005 that would rox0r Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted February 3, 2005 well they have the fantastic 4 coming out... :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 3, 2005 Haha have you seen the Penny-Arcade strip for that? : http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-01-24&res=l (Warning: Graphic language, All mormons better watch out ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted February 3, 2005 :rofl: lol well theres one guy voting for low budget films Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 4, 2005 (Warning: Graphic language, All mormons better watch out ) not appreciated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 4, 2005 sure. whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 4, 2005 GI, that's enough, let's be a tad less offensive. You're on mod preview until further notice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 4, 2005 i don't think he meant anything by it. The amount of stick we give GI, i'm surprised he doesn't give back worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 5, 2005 Amount of stick? WTF is that supposed to mean Beeurtd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
