chozen 1 Posted August 16, 2004 I found canadian geese in my park... hmmm.. what are they up to I wonder.. *Goes to throw stones at geese* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 16, 2004 Haha. Someone must've brought them over from Canada and introduced them into the British environment. Soon they shall reproduce like mad and take over! Bwahaha! :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 16, 2004 are they better grilled, fried, or routissere (sp?) :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 16, 2004 rottseywhatever... who cares? I don't... And neither should you. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 17, 2004 Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death. I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing! ~Sign over the entrance to the SR-71 operating location Kadena, Japan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 17, 2004 rottseywhatever... who cares? I don't... And neither should you. woohoo... beeurd has been corrupted by my wicked, evil ways.. If I wasn't so pleased with glee I might have noticed the sarcasm in the statement, and therefore averted my desire to post a comment about such things, and in the end not being subject to ridicule and stupidity. I r00l! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted August 31, 2004 (edited) I'm in a quoting mood. Edited August 31, 2004 by Fett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted August 31, 2004 Summer Movie Quotes: [J Jonah Jameson's son has just been left at the altar] J. Jonah Jameson : Call Debra. Mrs. Jameson : The caterer? J. Jonah Jameson : Tell her not to open the caviar. [man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator] Elevator Passenger : Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man : Thanks. Elevator Passenger : Where did you get it? Spider-Man : I made it. [pause] Elevator Passenger : Looks uncomfortable... Spider-Man : Yeah, it's kind of itchy... [pause] Spider-Man : ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too. Peter Parker : Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money. J. Jonah Jameson : Awww. Miss Brant? Miss Brant : Yeah? J. Jonah Jameson : Get me a violin. J. Jonah Jameson : [spider-Man's costume is found] I'll give you 50 bucks for it. Garbage Man : Fifty? I can get much more on eBay. J. Jonah Jameson : Fine, [talking to receptionist] J. Jonah Jameson : Give this man $100 and a bar of soap. Celine : Do I look any different? [long pause] Celine : I do? Jesse : I'd have to see you naked. Max : Hey! Hey, he fell on the cab! I think he's dead. Vincent : Good guess. Max : You... you killed him? Vincent : No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him. Max: You threw a man out of a window. Vincent : I didn't throw him. He *fell* Max : Well what did he do to you? Vincent : What? Max : What did he do to *you*? Vincent : Nothing. I only met him tonight. Max : You just met him once and you killed him like that? Vincent : What? I should only kill people after I get to know them? Narrator : The first time I met him, he had some good advice for me. Michael Moore : [Calling out] Governer Bush, it's Michael Moore. George W. Bush : Behave yourself, will ya? Go find real work. [after drinking a beauty potion] Donkey : I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different? Puss-in-Boots : You still look like an ass to me! Donkey : You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". No one said I have the right to remain silent! Shrek : Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity. Donkey : Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Pi?ata! Pi?ata!" What the hell is a pi?ata, anyway? Donkey : Shrek and I drank this potion and it made us sexy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted August 31, 2004 (edited) More Summer Movie Quotes Professor Trelawney : You know, my dear, the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that you did not have the mind for the noble art of Divination. [looking at her palm] Professor Trelawney : See? Right here. You're young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave. [Hermione gets up and leaves, angrily] Professor Trelawney : Have I said something? Lance Armstrong : Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur? Peter La Fleur : Lance Armstrong! Lance Armstrong : Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours. Peter La Fleur : Really? Lance Armstrong : Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late. Peter La Fleur : Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance. Lance Armstrong : Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals? Peter La Fleur : Right now it feels a little bit like... shame. Lance Armstrong : Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. Ron Burgundy : [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. More from Anchorman Brian Fantana : Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom! Champ Kind : It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! Brick Tamland : I don't know what we're yelling about! Ron Burgundy : Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick: I don't know. Narrator: Ron Burgundy had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sintara look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. Brick Tamland : Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica? Veronica Corningstone : Yes? What is it, Brick? Brick Tamland : I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Veronica Corningstone : Excuse me? Brick Tamland : [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? Veronica Corningstone : Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick Tamland : That's it. Veronica Corningstone : Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick Tamland : No! Yes. He did. Veronica Corningstone : Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants. Brick Tamland : Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants? Ian: No, Brick. Brick Tamland : Alright. Lets go. [runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen] Brick Tamland : It's alright! I'm alright! Ed Harken : [on the phone] Well, really, I don't know where he would get his hands on German pornography... but really, as adults, its not like we haven't seen our share of pornography in... Oh you haven't? Well, neither have I, I was just speaking collectively... listen, I have to go, we'll talk about this later, Sister Margaret. Brick Tamland : I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded. Bill Lawson : [narrating] Brick Tamland now has a family with 11 children. He is now a top advisor to the Bush Administration. Champ Kind : I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Edited August 31, 2004 by Fett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 3, 2004 From NationStates on the Glorius Rodentia Empire of Gerbilania! "Anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, voxyns are considered a delicacy, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Gerbilania's national animal is the voxyn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the gerbil." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted September 3, 2004 (edited) From an episode of CSI I just saw: Sara: Sweater - 80 dollars. Earings - 30 dollars. Coffee - 4 dollars. Cost for murder? Grissom: Priceless... Edited September 3, 2004 by Nameless Hero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 3, 2004 Jonah: There's nothing left for me but to be thrown overboard! Larry: Aww....you don't have to do that! .........we have a plank! You can just walk off! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted September 3, 2004 Veggie Tales rocks. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted September 3, 2004 i babysat some kids once who had that on. i was wanting to shoot myself to make it stop. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 3, 2004 You're kidding! VeggieTales is hilarious! The humor and sillyness is perfection, hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 4, 2004 VeggieTales????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted September 4, 2004 [On a Bush campaign commercial]Here's the message I'm getting from this commercial: "We had to take out Sadam Hussein because, as the Communist leader of Germany, he blew up the World Trade Center, and that's why we went to Vietnam. Vote for Reagan!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 4, 2004 VeggieTales????? *dumps a bucket of ice water over GI* Yes! VeggieTales! hehe, love the quote, Fett! Campaign commercials on both sides are pretty laughable lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 4, 2004 Never heard of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 4, 2004 Geez....I knew about it before I was ever around any little kids http://www.bigidea.com/ Where've you been? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 4, 2004 What the... Never heard of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emrys 0 Posted September 4, 2004 Veggie Tales... wtf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted September 4, 2004 I know VeggieTales... only because back when I was really little and in Sunday School the teachers showed us religious-themed VeggieTales videos... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
