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Princess

Not the cheese in Easy Mac :p Besides, things like yogurt and cheese don't have much lactose in them

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GI_Admiral

Oh...alright

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chozen

Don't do anImage search for "Candy" or.. "Sweets"... or.. "Candy Sweets"

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Princess

You can get water warm enough to make jello shots by running it through your coffee pot when you don't have access to a stove (good note to know for college)

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GI_Admiral

Don't do anImage search for "Candy" or.. "Sweets"... or.. "Candy Sweets"

Really....why not?

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chozen

because you'll get raped.

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GI_Admiral

Oh...sounds like you know from first hand experience

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chozen

no. but your dog does. which isn't related to me at all.. but yeah..

......

.. stop staring at me and go eat a cat

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Ana

Wearing a hat because you were too lazy to braid your hair is often taken by complete strangers as an invitation to either stare at you, or to steal it off your head, try it on, then hand it back to you. Just... don't wear a hat.

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GI_Admiral

You could always say you have lice :p they wont touch you then :p

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Ana

There are too darn many of them... they come at me from every direction... can't tell all of them. It's a swarm, I tell you! They're out to get meeeeee....

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GI_Admiral

lol

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Ana

And when they don't steal it... they stare... sometimes forgetting to walk... it freaks me out even more, I think. o.O

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GI_Admiral

Well you do what a lot of girls try to do, get attention :p

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Ana

>.< You're supposed to be taking my side on this! :p

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chozen

hats are the devil... so are scissors

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GI_Admiral

Oh Right! Those evil people!!! No one should touch your hat :p

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Ana

That's better. :p

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GI_Admiral

We should burn them at a stake, that we should :p

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Ana

That's more like it! Keep it up! :p

Oh, and here's a useless little tidbit: If you're getting married, and you have a gift registry at Target, don't put condoms on the list. You want those, use your own money. *coughcough*mycousin*coughcough*

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CorSec

....how nice.

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Tsl

:rofl: That's awesome!

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Radioactive Isotope

oh brother. :roll:

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Drake

LOL! I'd hate to be her in that situation. :lol:

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GI_Admiral

*Note to self*

1: Injure self

2: Hit on nurse

3: Take her to Taco Bell

4: Lick window while driving

5: Ask for condoms at wedding

w00t!! Soon i'll be a ladies man....:p

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