TheUnknown 39 Posted August 8, 2003 Three American Presidents: John Adams, Jefferson, and Monroe have died on Fourth of July. One President: Coolidge, was born on the Fourth of July. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 8, 2003 The moral is that if you're born on the Fourth of July, you're screwed. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 8, 2003 Ding dong, Uday is dead, cause he got shot in the head, and Qusay's dead too!!!! (Sung to the tune of the Wizard of Oz song) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 9, 2003 Blind people should not skydive. It really scares the Hell out of their dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted August 9, 2003 :lol: Heard that one before somewhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 10, 2003 Wasn't that in your sig Unknown? Or in someone's sig at least... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 10, 2003 The one about the eagles and weasles was in my sig once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 10, 2003 :rof: Nice Unknown.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted August 11, 2003 Useful tip: Do not eat Mexican food before going scuba-diving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 11, 2003 :lol: can we say "jet propulsion"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 12, 2003 *cackles* Just look for the trail of bubbles.... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 12, 2003 And...err... pieces. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 12, 2003 :lol: It is impossible to lick your elbow. (75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 12, 2003 Ya know.. i was about to try to lick my elbows.. But i won't. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 12, 2003 I've tried before, and now know it as a proven truth.... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Ah! Ah! Wait! I can lick my elbow! ... I tried...*rolls eyes* and I can! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 12, 2003 lol, I tried it.. I can't... : ( I hate having long arms.. : ( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 12, 2003 *grins* Double jointed shoulders. hehe *does a dance* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 12, 2003 lol, isn't that cheating? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
