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Darth Paladin

Worst Jobs in Star Wars

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Bad furday

A Wookie hairstylist. :lol:

Even worse: The guy who has to give a wookiee a bikini wax. :p

So Roguely...I've been meaning to get a trim..... :p

No....I don't want a bikini wax.....that's for you! :lomin: :hehe:

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Princess

Bad horny Wookiee!!!

The people that have to clean up Coruscant after the new years celebration :p

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Radioactive Isotope

Vader's med droids

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Rogue

A Wookie hairstylist. :lol:

Even worse: The guy who has to give a wookiee a bikini wax. :p

So Roguely...I've been meaning to get a trim..... :p

No....I don't want a bikini wax.....that's for you! :lomin: :hehe:

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Bad Horny wookie! :eek:

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Darth Paladin

Alright I wil!

You never got back to me on that :rofl:

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TheUnknown

Anakin Skywalker's therapists.

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Bad furday

Jabba's masseuse/masseur :p

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Darth Paladin

Completely plutonic or intimate? Though both seem rather disgusting.

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Chickenman

Gardulla the Hutt's gynecologist. :p

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Darth Paladin

ARGH! :puke:

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Radioactive Isotope

ugh. thanks for that lovely mental image, Chicken. :puke:

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Rogue

How do you know it needs a gyno? Hutts are neither male nor female, or at least that's what i was led to believe. :p

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Radioactive Isotope

then how would you get baby Hutts? :p

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Darth Paladin

Now, when a mommy and daddy Hutt love each other very much.......

Edited by Darth Paladin

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Rogue

They're asexual I believe. *wishes she could consult her Guide to the Universe which i packed whaile she's under construction*

*ponders*

I know I'll wikipedia it!

Hutts are hermaphrodites, bearing male and female reproductive organs. Typically, Hutts are referred to as males, but in some cases, certain Hutts seem to assign themselves permanently female gender roles. It is unknown whether this is a personal choice, or biological in nature.

Okay, so they go to a gyno and cough? :p

Way freaky. I'd hate to be their physician :rofl:

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Chickenman

Gardulla appears to take on the female gender role.

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Darth Paladin

They're asexual I believe.

Wheres the fun in that? :D

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Chickenman

:lol:

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Princess

Oh come on, would you really wanna have sex with another Hutt?

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Radioactive Isotope

no *shudderscream*

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Darth Paladin

Well all gross things considered you're not gonna get anywhere with the fairer sex of any other species, I mean the slime alone is enough to put any woman/wookie/call droid off.

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Andy

All the more reason for them to be asexual. lol

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Darth Paladin

Yeah but that would mean you could flirt with yourself, y'know kinda talk yourself up.

"Jabba, come to bed."

"I'm already here."

It would all get rather confuddling.

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mynorthstar

Cleaning up after Darth Vader... he always leaves a trail of bodies, and he's sure as hell not gonna clean em up. :p

haha

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pool_of_dread

what about someone who has to clean up after a rancor, cant say thats too clean......or safe.

eww smell that? :p

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