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Ayingel

sorry...we have a world-class chef-in-training cooking..he's a little better than that...

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Guest Makia

ok then could I get a steak... as rare as your chef will allow and a glass of merlot

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Ayingel

I'll get the merlot...and i'll check on the steak.

*returns with merlot*

Sentrosi will work on the steak...once he gets here...

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Guest Makia

wonderful thank you

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Sentrosi

*comes out with a goblet of purified chickens blood and a steak uncooked*

the blood was purified and should be simply exquisite and the steak was soaked in lemon juice and spices to kill as much harmful bacteria and other nasty things... both are well prepared to the customers choice...

(((I may be a chef in training but the purpose of a good establishment is to provide for its customers, and with a little creativity you can serve anything and have it be just about as healthly as possible..)))

but before you eat any of that i need you to sign this liability waiver saying you will not nor will you ever sue me this restaurant its employees or anything and everything associated with it... save the chicken... you can sue the chicken... sign on the dashed line _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Ayingel

*notices fda advisors in the doorway*

uhhh....nothing to see here ^-^V

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Sentrosi

*let them in I am quite sure they will find everything in order* *double checks everything, shows fda members liability waiver, and the procedures for odd meals* *takes them to beeurd* here meet my manager your new GOD... :p :kneel:

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Ayingel

um, honey?

are you alright?

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Ender

Since when has Sentrosi ever been all right? :p

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Ayingel

true...but there are times where i wonder about his mental health

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Radioactive Isotope

don't worry. in time you'll be so used to it that it won't matter. ;)

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Ender

In the meantime, I would love a blackened swordfish steak. Grilled.

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Ayingel

Coming up.

*leaves*

*returns minutes later with swordfish*

here ya are....

any drinks with that?

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Sentrosi

*goes into the office takes his pills* i knew there was a reason i was having problems today

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Ayingel

that's a good thing, love. glad you took them. now you can cook undistracted... ;)

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Sentrosi

*looks at pill bottle..... scratches head* who switched my pills with viagra...

looks like neither of us will be able to work for the next 6 hours

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Ayingel

what?

oh no!

*runs out the back*

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Sentrosi

*falls asleep in the back office* *wakes up 8 hours later to see the bottle of viagra's label is slightly off center, peels the label off and sees extra strength sleeping pills... *

oh great...

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Ayingel

*walks back into the resaurant nonchalantly*

soo....how's it going?

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Sentrosi

*is still sleeping*

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Ayingel

:D so...that's where my anxiety pills got to...

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Sentrosi

*days later, Gets up and makes everyones orders and gives them to them free of charge*

dont forget to tip the waitress...

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Andy

*sticks foot out in front of Smurfette and sends her flying*

Oh, sorry I thought you said trip the waitress. ;)

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Ayingel

*looks up from the floor covered in food*

:cry:

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