Ayingel 24 Posted May 23, 2005 sorry...we have a world-class chef-in-training cooking..he's a little better than that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Makia Posted May 23, 2005 ok then could I get a steak... as rare as your chef will allow and a glass of merlot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 23, 2005 I'll get the merlot...and i'll check on the steak. *returns with merlot* Sentrosi will work on the steak...once he gets here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Makia Posted May 23, 2005 wonderful thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted May 24, 2005 *comes out with a goblet of purified chickens blood and a steak uncooked* the blood was purified and should be simply exquisite and the steak was soaked in lemon juice and spices to kill as much harmful bacteria and other nasty things... both are well prepared to the customers choice... (((I may be a chef in training but the purpose of a good establishment is to provide for its customers, and with a little creativity you can serve anything and have it be just about as healthly as possible..))) but before you eat any of that i need you to sign this liability waiver saying you will not nor will you ever sue me this restaurant its employees or anything and everything associated with it... save the chicken... you can sue the chicken... sign on the dashed line _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 25, 2005 *notices fda advisors in the doorway* uhhh....nothing to see here ^-^V Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted May 27, 2005 *let them in I am quite sure they will find everything in order* *double checks everything, shows fda members liability waiver, and the procedures for odd meals* *takes them to beeurd* here meet my manager your new GOD... :kneel: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 28, 2005 um, honey? are you alright? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 29, 2005 Since when has Sentrosi ever been all right? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 29, 2005 true...but there are times where i wonder about his mental health Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 30, 2005 don't worry. in time you'll be so used to it that it won't matter. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 30, 2005 In the meantime, I would love a blackened swordfish steak. Grilled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 30, 2005 Coming up. *leaves* *returns minutes later with swordfish* here ya are.... any drinks with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted June 1, 2005 *goes into the office takes his pills* i knew there was a reason i was having problems today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 1, 2005 that's a good thing, love. glad you took them. now you can cook undistracted... ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted June 2, 2005 *looks at pill bottle..... scratches head* who switched my pills with viagra... looks like neither of us will be able to work for the next 6 hours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 2, 2005 what? oh no! *runs out the back* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted June 4, 2005 *falls asleep in the back office* *wakes up 8 hours later to see the bottle of viagra's label is slightly off center, peels the label off and sees extra strength sleeping pills... * oh great... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 5, 2005 *walks back into the resaurant nonchalantly* soo....how's it going? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 6, 2005 :D so...that's where my anxiety pills got to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted June 13, 2005 *days later, Gets up and makes everyones orders and gives them to them free of charge* dont forget to tip the waitress... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 13, 2005 *sticks foot out in front of Smurfette and sends her flying* Oh, sorry I thought you said trip the waitress. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 14, 2005 *looks up from the floor covered in food* :cry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites