British to American Dictionary (And Vice-versa)

[Andy 60]

:lol:

[General Dk Blu 0]

*grin*

[chozen 1]

*Whistles oh so innocently*

[Andy 60]

lol, how about some possible British things that would be awkward for Americans to hear? Such as:

"I need a fag"

Or at a butchers:

"I got a load of faggots round the back"

[chozen 1]

:lol:

I do need a fag.. Beeurd care to give me one of your personal collection? :p

[General Dk Blu 0]

here's one I heard from a british guy...

"Have you seen my jumper?"

In the States a jumper is a girl's skirt.

[chozen 1]

That's weird... I'm gonna ask a girl if i can see her wihtout her jumper.. :D

[General Dk Blu 0]

:roll: Yes you would say that...

[chozen 1]

I'm hurt.. The way people stereotype the British guy. :p

[Occo, The Eternally Mana-Screwed One 0]

Football

It's called SOCCER, dang it! And what do British people call OUR football, anyway? American football? That sounds weird to me...although I am American, so...

[chozen 1]

:roll: Football just sounds perfect..

[Andy 60]

Look, we invented the game. If you don't like it, thats just tough :p

[chozen 1]

:lol: And don't copy our names and make your own game, which is basically rugby and football.. Jk..

[Andy 60]

Yeah... American Footballers are wimps, in all their crazy helmets and padding, lol.

[chozen 1]

Yeah.. If you're gonna play a sport thatinvolves physical contact, at least be prepared to lose a few teeth..

[Andy 60]

...or a few pints of blood ;)

[chozen 1]

lol... Beeurd understand.

the americans should copy ausie rules football.. Would make the game moire fun..

"Aussie rules state.. When he lets go of the ball we get to kick him in the gut!"

[Princess 35]

In other words, play hockey

[chozen 1]

Padding.. Still.

[Princess 35]

Oh it comes off quickly in a fight

[chozen 1]

So that's why you watch it..

[Princess 35]

:D Darren McCarty naked from the waist up *drools*

[Drake 53]

I've seen sports from on both sides of the pond and nothing in the States can compare with true sports from the Empire. :wink:

[General Dk Blu 0]

Oh it comes off quickly in a fight

And then it gets REAL fun!

[Bad furday 57]

Rugby's great fun to watch! :D