Chickenman 9 Posted February 2, 2006 My Assistant Coach, to a freshman on my team that...too be honest, he looks about the size of an elementary school student: "Don't ever talk to me like that again!...or I'll skin you alive and make a hat for my wife!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted February 2, 2006 Coach Sal = God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted February 2, 2006 That's ewoking awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 2, 2006 My political science professor a few minutes ago: We just picked a guy named Boner to be Majority Leader. We all died laughing. (NOTE: The guys name is spelled "Boehner" but it's pronounced "Bayner." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted February 2, 2006 Yes, yes...but can you skin him alive and make a little hat? Can you? I did not think so. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Loves You 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Ever notice how procrastinators are so quick to point out their procrastination? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted February 6, 2006 Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: *brands them both as 'crazy'* Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: Confused Confuser of the Confused (Currently Confused) says: so how myuch do you think we'd get if we ransomed Furday? Confused Confuser of the Confused (Currently Confused) says: hehe Prin says: hmmmmm Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: Am I worth more dead or alive? Confused Confuser of the Confused (Currently Confused) says: i'm not sure Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: probably dead Confused Confuser of the Confused (Currently Confused) says: lol Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: organs fetch a tidy sum Confused Confuser of the Confused (Currently Confused) says: true Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: Prin should know Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: ask her Prin says: oooh we could sell his organs on the galactic black market Lando Calrissian's Amazing World of Exotic Massage says: see? Prin says: or we could sell him into slavery, wookiee's are worth a lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted March 1, 2006 Conversation between my History teacher and an idiot in my class, whom I just so happen to hate: Teacher: *Says something about Christianity* Idiot: *Says something about Jesus* Teacher: Do you believe in Jesus? Idiot: I'm not a Christian Teacher: Then what are you? Idiot: I'm a Catholic. *thud* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 1, 2006 oi. :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted March 1, 2006 Conversation between my History teacher and an idiot in my class, whom I just so happen to hate: Teacher: *Says something about Christianity* Idiot: *Says something about Jesus* Teacher: Do you believe in Jesus? Idiot: I'm not a Christian Teacher: Then what are you? Idiot: I'm a Catholic. *thud* Wow....and it's people like him who say us protestants aren't christian... :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted March 1, 2006 Wow... Any way.. me sometime this weekend: Sometimes I just slap myself for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted March 1, 2006 (edited) Chris and I on MSN: Chris/TT13 says: so, feeling old yet? <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: nope <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: lol, Kyle just asked me that yesterday Chris/TT13 says: maybe he likes older women <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: he's older than me Chris/TT13 says: meh, you ruined my theory <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: sorry ;D <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: I am a year above him though ;p Chris/TT13 says: maybe he likes women on a higher position than him <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: haha <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: I do live above him Chris/TT13 says: aha!!!! Chris/TT13 says: it all makes sense now <>< |?| ><> |-- Hakuna matata --|-- Go 'Canes! (39-14-4) --|-- Cowboys Basketball (12-14, 5-8) --| says: oh sure Edited March 1, 2006 by Mara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted March 1, 2006 in the middle of Civics... "I don't want to talk about my pants any more!" -Mr. Steuber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted March 2, 2006 Nice.... During French: "You've gotta be drunk to drive that slow!" -Professor Magnin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 2, 2006 At work last night "Jesus has a low sperm count" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoftballJedi 0 Posted March 3, 2006 "I tried watching Dora the Explorer with Jake..I just didn't get it." ~My Dad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted March 3, 2006 Conversation between my History teacher and an idiot in my class, whom I just so happen to hate: Teacher: *Says something about Christianity* Idiot: *Says something about Jesus* Teacher: Do you believe in Jesus? Idiot: I'm not a Christian Teacher: Then what are you? Idiot: I'm a Catholic. *thud* Wow....and it's people like him who say us protestants aren't christian... You're not. j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted March 3, 2006 :eek: If you believe in Jesus you're Christian....oh nevermind. On to the next funny quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) You're not. j/k Whoo. That was a funny one. :p Edited March 3, 2006 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 3, 2006 If you believe in Jesus you're Christian....oh nevermind. On to the next funny quote. Well it's a little more than that but yeah. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted March 3, 2006 Today during Calculus, when my teacher was trying to prove the power rule: On the board: " f(x)=x^ therefore, f'(x)=:)x^( -1) " Or, in words: Given that the f of x is x to the smiley face, the first derivative of f of x is smiley face x to the smiley face minus one. My math teacher rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
