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[Andy 60]

Is that her actual name? Mrs T Wife? ;)

[Uncle Du 22]

Yes, but I'm thinking of having her change it to The Old Lady. :p

[Mara 29]

Some randomness...

beeurd says:

whats up/?

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nada

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kinda hungry

beeurd says:

eat your arm off then.

beeurd says:

or something

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nah

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you didn't happen to deepfry your hand again did you?

beeurd says:

no, lol

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darn

beeurd says:

day off... maybe tomorrow

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cool

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can I eat it anyway?

beeurd says:

err... no

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darn

...

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I just noticed that I didn't take off my shoes

beeurd says:

eww.... smelly feet

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I know.

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lol

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I can take off my socks too

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if you want

beeurd says:

lol

beeurd says:

no thanks

beeurd says:

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awwwwwwwww

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too cold to take them off anyway

beeurd says:

lol

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or I could take them off and put on slippers

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*waves in your face*

beeurd says:

*pokes you in the face*

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ow

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*punches your arm*

beeurd says:

*chainsaws your head off*

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*bleeds on you*

beeurd says:

oh god! ArghhhhhH!

beeurd says:

*melts*

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*haunts you*

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boogey boogey boogey!

beeurd says:

err... okay

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I'm haunting you.

[Andy 60]

Note how terrified I was of her haunting. :p

[Mara 29]

Only because you didn't know I was.

And see how terrified he is of blood.

[Andy 60]

But it's your blood... I dunno what horrible diseases you have.

Nice recovery... *shifty eyes*

[Mara 29]

I'm perfectly healthy.

You're just scared of my fluid.

[Andy 60]

...

[GI_Admiral 2]

lol Nice answer B :p

[Mara 29]

Mara, leaving men speechless since 1984........

[Bad furday 57]

Speechless in a

"Would it be possible to grind her up and sell it as a cheap and widely available foodstuff ala Soylent Green?"

kind of way. :twisted:

[Mara 29]

Stupid movie.

[Ana 15]

[? H.W ? - Bob the Builder] [??] Remember: words can only hurt you if you read them. Don't play their game! [????]

lol nope Im saying you are like a mold infestation . . . .

See? That's the kinda stuff that wins a girl's heart :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

Wait! You had a ...! Trickery!!!

[♥ H.W ♥ - Bob the Builder] [수진] Remember: words can only hurt you if you read them. Don't play their game! [スージン] says:

you're growing on me!

It's like trying to patch up a hemophiliac with leprosy. says:

like a mold infestation

[♥ H.W ♥ - Bob the Builder] [수진] Remember: words can only hurt you if you read them. Don't play their game! [スージン] says:

lol except im slightly allergic to mold

It's like trying to patch up a hemophiliac with leprosy. says:

you're allergic to me? ouch

[♥ H.W ♥ - Bob the Builder] [수진] Remember: words can only hurt you if you read them. Don't play their game! [スージン] says:

lol nope Im saying you are like a mold infestation, except that im allergic to mold but not you

[Ana 15]

Hush you. My edit was more amusing :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

Yellow Journalist!!! :p

[Ana 15]

What do you think this thread is for? :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

Socializing? :p

[Ana 15]

Out-of-context quotes! Which, btw, you fail at. :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

:(

[Mara 29]

Haha..

I think I need to get another amusing daddy GI quote session...

[Andy 60]

Don't worry GI, your still as good as ever at succeeding to fail. ;)

[GI_Admiral 2]

So do I succeed at failing? :p

[Chickenman 9]

Before he was a brutal facist dicator, Adolf Hitler wanted to be an architect. I'm so glad he became the former, I mean, think about how bad his buildings would have turned out.

~Chickenman

It must be so weird being a twin. I mean, having to share your mother's uterus? Imagine how awkward that would be.

~Chickenman

[Ender 8]

Interviewer: So we ask, now... who is John Morris?

Andrew: You know, it's a question he asks himself every ewoking day when he wakes up in the morning.

~ From an interview I did with my school newspaper about my band, referring to our lead singer.