GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 6, 2005 Atleast I have chicken... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 8, 2005 Chickenman says: I can't go to sleep Chickenman says: Prinny, tell me a story Prinny are you endless? says: ok Prinny are you endless? says: once upon a time there was a princess that worked with an evil hoverer Chickenman says: ... Chickenman says: okay? Chickenman says: Then what happend? Then what happened? Prinny are you endless? says: well let's call this hoverer Brian Chickenman says: okay Prinny are you endless? says: so the Princess and Brian were stuck working together and one of their instruments was down Chickenman says: oh no! Prinny are you endless? says: and as they were waiting for service to come and fix the instrument Brian hovered over everything that the princess did and tried to do EVERYONE's work Chickenman says: what a fag!!! Prinny are you endless? says: so the time came for Brian to do daily maintenence on the analyzer that was working Prinny are you endless? says: and there was also someone named Rose working with the Princess and Brian and Rose had worked on the problem the night before so knew how to best handle it to have the least amount of down time Chickenman says: Rose sounds smart! Chickenman says: The Princess doesn't though Prinny are you endless? says: anyways, Brian had decided that he knew best what to do and he was going to do it his way no matter what Prinny are you endless? says: so the Princess finished her reboot of the analyzer because it was grumpy and let Brian do what he wanted Prinny are you endless? says: during this time the repair guy came, we'll call him Chip and Chip fixed the other analyzer that wasn't working correctly Chickenman says: did he bring dale? Prinny are you endless? says: so Rose calibrated ALL the analytes on the analyzer and did all her QC and Brian was still working on his analyzer, while the princess helped Rose and did all the other work that needed to be done Chickenman says: how about the salsa dip? Prinny are you endless? says: no, Dale doesn't work on the LX instruments, he just works on the DXI Prinny are you endless? says: and no dip Chickenman says: You can't have Chip without Dip!!! Prinny are you endless? says: so here it is three hours later and Rose is all done with her work, which was 5times what Brian had to do and brian said that he had a problem Chickenman says: Brian sounds like an idiot! *giggle* Prinny are you endless? says: his potassiums, CO2s and sodiums weren't calibrating properly, so Chip went and looked and Brian had put two reagents on the LX20 in the wrong spots and could have done thousands of dollars worth of damage Prinny are you endless? says: you're right little Chicken, Brian is an idiot Chickenman says: But! You always double check how many reagants you put on the LX20! Chickenman says: It's common knowledge! Prinny are you endless? says: lol Prinny are you endless? says: so Brian put the reagents where they belonged and then primed the reagents THIRTY times Chickenman says: What did this guy do in kindergarten? Fingerpaint or something??? Prinny are you endless? says: and then he ran his QC and everything worked Chickenman says: Yay! I like happy endings!!! Prinny are you endless? says: everything that is except the urine sodiums and potassiums Prinny are you endless? says: lol Chickenman says: Oh no! Not the urine sodiums!!! Those are the best kind!!!!!! Prinny are you endless? says: so Brian, left that problem with the 3rd shift coordinator and all the female workers went into the locker room and laughed at him Prinny are you endless? says: and everyone punched out and went home Prinny are you endless? says: the end Chickenman says: Yay!!! Chickenman says: So the moral is...if you can't handle your pee, girls will laugh at you??? Prinny are you endless? says: yup Chickenman says: Oh...that explains so very, very much Prinny are you endless? says: oh and at about 1930, Prin wanted a baseball bat and a very large, very alcohol filled drink Chickenman says: You wanted to play baseball with Brian and the alcohol filled drink? Prinny are you endless? says: i wanted to beat Brian and the big refrigerator called the stockyard with a baseball bat, then i wanted to drink the alcohol filled drink Chickenman says: oh! Chickenman says: Oh damn...I'm acting like a kindergartener, about 6 hours before the first day of school...I think I might have jinxed something there Prinny are you endless? says: lol Chickenman says: god...Blink 182 music videos were so funny back in the day Prinny are you endless? says: ok Chicken, time for beddy bye, let aunti prin get you a cup of warm milk Chickenman says: the day raning from 96 to 01 Prinny are you endless? says: lol Chickenman says: *rangin Chickenman says: *ranging Chickenman says: I don't wanna grow up Chickenman says: I don't wanna go to school Prinny are you endless? says: ya gotta grow up Chickenman says: I've learned enough to be a fool! Prinny are you endless? says: and there's only a lil bit of school left Chickenman says: there's like...7 more years Chickenman says: actually...no...for me...probably 3 Prinny are you endless? says: see, not much longer at all Chickenman says: lol Chickenman says: Long enough Prinny are you endless? says: hey, i just completed 17 years of that sith Chickenman says: hmm...I wonder how much college you need to be a writer Chickenman says: probably none... Chickenman says: but it would helo Chickenman says: *help Prinny are you endless? says: gotta get a degree in english Prinny are you endless? says: and i hear that you have to be able to type Chickenman says: learned that little gem in 6th grade Chickenman says: the degree, I mean. Still need to work on typing Chickenman says: Prinny are you endless? says: i can tell Chickenman says: meh...tis what spellchecker is for Chickenman says: and editors Chickenman says: They're the ones who do the hard part Prinny are you endless? says: lol Prinny are you endless? says: editors don't always catch everything though Chickenman says: I know Chickenman says: I'm poking fun at the career I'll hopefully end up with Prinny are you endless? says: like in ruins of dantooine Prinny are you endless? says: editors didn't catch the fact that in the end Luke says "This anticoagulant isn't clotting her fast enough" when it's common knowledge that anticoagulants prevent blood from clotting Chickenman says: ... Chickenman says: Yes, I'm sure the thousands of people who read that book, yet arn't in the medical practice, cried out in anguish upon reading that little tidbit Prinny are you endless? says: lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 8, 2005 Haha Chip and Dale....oh man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 8, 2005 Prin... Are you the new Furday? :eek: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 8, 2005 No. I just got home from work and as soon as I came back from away, Chicken bombarded me with the request for a bedtime story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 8, 2005 (edited) Jason says: hyeb Prinny are you endless? says: hey Jason says: im teird Prinny are you endless? says: then go to bed Jason says: on.. I drkin mcu hs Prinny are you endless? says: so i see Jason says: whta> Prinny are you endless? says: that you've had a bit to drink Jason says: li Prinny are you endless? says: well i gotta go Prinny are you endless? says: go sleep it off yourself Jason says: ko Jason says: btre Edited September 8, 2005 by Princess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 8, 2005 Note to self: dont post on GB drunk :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aurelius 1 Posted September 8, 2005 Hehe go Drunk me! Lucky I didn't find myself to the forums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 9, 2005 Note to self: dont post on GB drunk ← Or IM Prin while drunk :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) Prin and I on Msn... Prinny are you endlesss? is swimgirl, and I'm the ring 0' psychos... 11:21:38 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: hey Furdaddy 11:21:46 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: Prinsters! 11:22:04 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: I've got 40 minutes before class 11:22:08 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: and just how does one too good care of ones wookiee 11:22:26 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: lots of ways... 11:22:52 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: lots of fun ways too 11:22:55 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: :-P 11:23:02 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: lol 11:23:10 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: are you at work? laying down on the job eh? 11:24:04 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: no, i work 3-11 11:24:08 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: ah 11:25:06 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: which is good because last night as i was getting ready to go to bed after watching my big fat greek wedding, the neighbor's dog started barking and didn't stop for a half hour 11:25:18 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: So...how goes the seduction of young chicken/:-P 11:25:20 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: Ah 11:25:40 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: i am not ewoking seducing chicken! 11:25:45 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: hehehe 11:26:09 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: GI thought The Chickster bit you 11:26:16 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: i saw 11:26:21 AM ring0psychos@yahoo.com: I laughed 11:26:54 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: you would "11:25:40 AM swimgirl2@hotmail.com: i am not ewoking seducing chicken!" Now now Prin...it'll be the best 15 seconds of his life... :p Edited September 9, 2005 by Bad furday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted September 9, 2005 *lurks into the shadows, to elude the hopping mad chicken* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 9, 2005 *Tosses on some Infra-red goggles* *Sees Furday's heat signature* *Lazily tosses some throwing knives in his general direction* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 9, 2005 Hahaha best 15 seconds, maybe 10 seconds :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 10, 2005 Gi, do you know this from personal experience with Chicken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 10, 2005 Nope, I remember you telling me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted September 10, 2005 Is it just me, or is GI just way too obsessed with Chickenman? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 10, 2005 *PW alarm blares* GI's cheating on Ana with Chicken!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 10, 2005 Whoa now! Why am I always the last to know these things??? :eek: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted September 10, 2005 :p I think this is Prin trying to take the attention from her and chicken :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 10, 2005 I think you're an imbecile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
