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Ayingel

i just do it. i watch any movie with any accent and i get it. rather annoying

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Ana

Getting accents is fun... pisses my friends off so much... especially New Yorker. They hate my New Yorker with a passion that burns brighter than Carida's sun set supernova by Kyp Durron in the Sun Crusher.

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GI_Admiral

New York has an accent? =/

Boston has an accent :p

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Ana

Brooklyn and the Bronx do. And mine's sorta a combination of them.

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Drake

Me and a friend from JPL. I'm Garet Jax...she's the RotS quote, lol.

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you..."

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I HATE YOU!!! *burns*

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

you were my brother...err...sister? i loved you but not anymore because you're on fire and you're dirty

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

and i need a shower to get this icky soot out of my hair

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

gawd! it's under my nails

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

aaaaand....that was too far

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

You? I have no legs...

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

do you see this?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I'll never ice skate again!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

because of you and you're stupid MORALS

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

lookie! i have your lightsaber! ha! and what are you gonna do about it? nothing! why? because your legs are off!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*sobs*

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

*pointlaughs*

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I loved you like a father! And you never got me Candy Land for Christmas

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?!?!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

because i won't have any child of mine playing that game!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

that game is for gays!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

and little girls!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

LIKE ME!!!!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

ooooh...so THAT'S why your hair was so long

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

i thought it was a phase or something

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

but i guess i should've figured it out when the breasts came out

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

silly me

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*last of hair gets burnt off* Happy now?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

hmmm...yeah, that's cool

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Just go! Leave me! I'll lie here groaning...waiting for death! *mumbles* Or my master to come and save my ass...

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

oh, Palps is coming here? he's been a bad influence on you...and the rest of the galaxy

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

maybe i should kill him or something

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

NOOOOO!!!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

that's not my master dude

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

oh, who is it then?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*lowers head in shame* Ronald McDonald

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

well that explains the make-up

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

hmm...i should've known that he was the true Sith Lord...that Maul character had a bad make-up job too

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

i'm guessing he was Darth McD's first apprentice

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

bad? I thought Maul looked pretty awesome....no?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Hey, I see you laughing, I am aware what I look like right now...

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

God, just leave. Go save my wife...husband...whatever...

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

alright, fine...but first, you might want to touch up around the eyes....blood shot and yellow doesn't match your cheek colour

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*sigh* I can't help that I'm a raving lunatic now. It just happends.... *continues hopeless, angry groaning*

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

geez, you big baby...you're acting like you've just gotten your arm and both your legs chopped off

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

oh wait....hahaha

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

here they are here...you want them back? *kicks them to her

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*cries* We had some good times together girls! Soccer....kicking Mike in the balls....the hot tub. Oh the hot tub. *cries some more*

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

yeah that hot tub thing...i taped the whole thing...it should make for some happy times to help me get over your slow and agonizing death

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*stops crying* I am trying to die in peace and all you can think about is the damn hot tub?!? I thought you had more class than that!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

ha! hardly.....*sniff* i'm getting hungry...i think i'll have some barbeque

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

i'd get you some but you have your arm and legs to munch on down there

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

God you suck. *throws right leg at him*

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

hey, thanks! this will go great with the ribs

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

*sniffs the leg* are you using a new kind of lotion?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*sigh* That vanilla stuff from Bath and Body. The wifey recommended it...it's good stuff. How's it taste?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

*chomps* not bad....but i can see now why you lit up like a torch...this stuff burns like a mofo

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

yeah, no sith. Thanks by the way

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

yeah, no problem...oh hey, i skipped ahead in the script and saw the suit they're gonna put you in....damn that is some badass piece of tech

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

unfortunately you'll be in constant agony and inner turmoil for 20-odd years

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

really? so this doesn't end all that bad?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

oh

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

why is that?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

i dunno...something about you killing the old ball and chain

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

WHAT?!?!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

yeah...and then your kid's gonna kick the crap out of you before you die

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

ain't that great?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I....I guess. Wait. The kid lives? Were you supposed to tell me that?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

probably not...oh well, you'll probably forget anyway...i know your memory

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

*laughs* True! Ah, we had some good times...didn't we Master?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

yeah, fun times...too bad you went and fell in with that bad crowd...i told you Palpatine would be a bad influence

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Yeah, but. Killings fun, I really like killing...

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

maybe so but look where it led you? you're burning up like a tiki torch while i'm up here chewing on your leg

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

yeah, that's good for you......how?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

how am i chewing on your leg? well...it all started when Qui-Gon found you on Tatooine....then there was that annoying Jar Jar fellow....God, i hated that guy...

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

You couldn't have cut off HIS legs and thrown him in a lava pit of doom?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

he's all the way back on Coruscant....hey, you were wandering around there killing things when you were all "big bad angsty teen"....why didn't you kill him?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I figured my Master would take care of the political people. That's his area...

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

hey...hey...shut up

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

leave the insults to me, alright? you're in no position to talk back

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Insults? What? Are these fumes getting to me?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

I'm confused...more so than usual

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

good! hey...can i poke your burned skin?

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

i see puss...that's probably not a good thing

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

as long as you get the hell away from me afterwards

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

*pokes her with a stick* are you supposed to be squirting stuff like that?

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

Who knows...

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

ah well...it's been fun watching you roast like the big ham you are...but i really gotta go

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

the toad is waiting for me

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

have fun becoming a hermit!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

oh, i will! have fun becoming a galactic warlord!

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause. says:

don't worry! I will! By Master! You BLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

Garet Jax >> Weapons Master says:

you better! #%&@*!!!

Edited by Pirate King

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Guest Makia

ok I HAD to post this here!

This is from a new fanfiction that I am currently reading its an AU Harry Potter as a fire demon thing...

This is from the "Obscene Skit" that harry and a few other children put on...

this is the ending of the song where they were to read the letter from their shirts... Unfortunatly the eldest... a half vampire... who is nine convinced the other three to change positions... harry is four in this chapter and is the last child

Dimitri: F!!!

The others followed in suit, with Harry anxiously watching the others for his cue.

Penny: U!

Rosemary: C!

Harry: Uh, K!

All (swinging their arms and barely escaping from whacking one another in the face): That is friendshiiiiiiip!

Snape gave them a ten for and I quote:

?What!? Narcissa leapt to her feet. ?That?s an outrage! It was obscene!?

Snape, choking on his laughter, barely managed to reply. ?It (hahahaha!!) was scored (hahahahahahaha!!) on creat-(hahahaha!!)-ivity! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ?This is friendship!? I love it!?

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Tsl

Most......disturbing...lol

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SoftballJedi

"If R2-D2 had shoulders, he'd be brushing them off and getting the dirt off all the time."-My friend, Evan, talking about R2 throughout the series and calling him a pimp.

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Andy

Artoo does have shoulders though, technically. :p

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Radioactive Isotope

and he is a pimp :p

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SoftballJedi

Artoo does have shoulders though, technically. :p

But can he brush them off? :p

Edited by Pirate King

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Ayingel

he can do anything with anakin's additions.

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Tsl

Me and my friend gO on MSN (I am OMFG)

OMFG says:

I'm waiting for all my hair to fall out from stress, lol

Attack of gOs Clones says:

lol

OMFG says:

or maybe it'll just turn gray

Attack of gOs Clones says:

thats more likely

OMFG says:

lol, oh, well...yay!

Attack of gOs Clones says:

heh thats the spirit w00t!

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Andy

g0 has clones? I think we should all be afraid... Very afraid...

:nerves:

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Tsl

gO always has clones :p

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thecrazymandowntheroad

"Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow, we die."

It's the motto for an ancient Roman philosophy. Cheers. :lol:

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Ayingel

-'. beeurd says:

oh poop it wasn't supposed to sign me in 

-'. beeurd says:

brb

Rainy Night...I can open 56 internet windows...too bad none of them work. says:

MUWAHAHAHA

Rainy Night...I can open 56 internet windows...too bad none of them work. says:

it didn't...i see all

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Ender

-[HC]- Bushy: dammit, my med pack's empty

-[HC]- Ranxerox: even if it's empty, just keep tapping it, and it'll still heal you.

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Ayingel

Hardy says:

Eh, I really miss breasts

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

LOL

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

you have two of your own, ya know

Hardy says:

they're not shapely

Hardy says:

but what you just said'll last in my mind

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

??

Hardy says:

I'll remember what you just said

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

heh

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

just don't go around being facinated with them

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

at least, not all of the time

Hardy says:

I've nevr been

Edited by Smurfette

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Princess

He was at my midnight showing of SW

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Ayingel

who was?

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Ayingel

Hardy says:

My mother tried on trousers for the first tie since 199-something

Hardy says:

*time

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

*blink*  :|

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

*blink*

Rainy Night:  Officially the Senior says:

how'd that go?

Hardy says:

Yes, it's true

Hardy says:

I dunno

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Ayingel

S?amus ? Chaca says:

You'll be my evening friend

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

:O

S?amus ? Chaca says:

Phil?

S?amus ? Chaca says:

Really, you're on in the evenings

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

a guy i know

S?amus ? Chaca says:

my best friend is in England, and is only on in the mornign and afternoon

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

ah okay

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

that just sounded really funny

Rainy Night: Officially the Senior says:

"evening friend"

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Sentrosi

as long as im your ummm ok i wont type that... :p :nutty:

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Andy

-'. beeurd says:

i swear work is gonna drive me insane... lol. yesterday i almost turned round and hit someone because they tapped me on the back, lol

I want to go to sleep and never wake up. says:

aww...woulda liked to see that on the news:

"Disgruntled Britsh McDonald's worker KO's American Tourist! Bush declares war!"

-'. beeurd says:

lol

I want to go to sleep and never wake up. says:

Bush: McDonalds is harboring terrorists!

General: Err...how is that possible?

Bush: They're probably stowing them away in the little ketchup packets...

-'. beeurd says:

rofl

-'. beeurd says:

i'll have ot be careful next time i open a ketchup... don't want Osama getting away.

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