Mara 29 Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) My friend Sam from work (Keep in mind that she's a seminary student...but she's also taken a lot of sex classes): Sex is cool! Okay...and this from my sister and I. Me: Why the heck are you wearing another shirt under that one? My sister: It's only a tanktop...and this is a thin shirt. Me: I wear thin shirts all the time without anything else underneath. My sister: Yes, well, I'm not a slut. Me: (speechless) ..I'm not a slut. Edited May 1, 2005 by Mara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted May 1, 2005 *scribbles madly* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 2, 2005 My director, Mr. K asked us what we thought the reason was he took us out to dinner. Jon: Are you pregnant? Mr. K: No. Ellen: Anniversary? Mr. K: No. Dan: I'm graduating. Mr. K: No. Eric: Divorce? Mr. K: No. Abby: Am I getting married? Mr. K: No. Steve: Besides, Abby, my parents and Cara's parents are in Kahootz to get us married. They've probably already got the Honeymoon booked, the chapel set, the dresses and tuxes bought and are just waiting for us to not know it. Cara: They want us to get married? Steve: Yeah...don't you remember that? Cara: No. *other ideas are shot out and so on...but they're not as funny* The real reason was that some guy at a church we sang at gave him two or three hundred dollars to take us somewhere nice to eat...which we did last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 2, 2005 Adam and I last night Me: I think your falling Adam: How so? Me: Oh, I think you know. Adam: For you? Me: Maybe Adam: What makes you say that? Me: Just the fact that since prom you call me most of the time now. Adam: So, just because I want to keep in touch with you automatically means I'm falling for you Me: .... Adam: I call this guy from work all the time. Does that mean I'm falling for him? Me: I hope not. If it does, we have a problem. Adam: heh. Me: But now, here's the question: am I right? Adam: Do you think I'd be giving you this run around if you were wrong? Me: *a la Darth Vader* haha! I have you now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted May 3, 2005 Wouldnt it have been akward if he was like "No...im not" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 3, 2005 yeah, kinda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted May 6, 2005 Me and Ben debating whether his sn is true or not Light pierces darkness whenever the two occur. The light always wins. says: but it pierces. The spindles of light go into the blackhole, same thing as piercing it Code Blue! 1,000cc of leg wax, Stat! says: that suggests that the light is driving the movement, when it's the gravity that is pulling the light Light pierces darkness whenever the two occur. The light always wins. says: Not necessarily. One can say that when you swallow food it pierces your stomach. The driving force is swallowing, not the food. Code Blue! 1,000cc of leg wax, Stat! says: lol! food pierces teh stomach, eh? Code Blue! 1,000cc of leg wax, Stat! says: I think that's called an ulcer Light pierces darkness whenever the two occur. The light always wins. says: lol Code Blue! 1,000cc of leg wax, Stat! says: so...from this, I guess we get that the Light Side causes ulcers? Light pierces darkness whenever the two occur. The light always wins. says: lol, only for the Dark Jedi andf the Sith Code Blue! 1,000cc of leg wax, Stat! says: lol, I'll accept that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 6, 2005 The Light can never technically win, because wherever it goes it creates shadows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 6, 2005 Dark is natural and exists everywhere. Light is created by stars which eventually burn out. :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted May 6, 2005 *plays some creepy music to add added effect to what Drake said* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted May 6, 2005 I remembered something from work a couple weeks ago... Okay, I forget what prompted it....but someone said something and all of us at the table laughed. Well apparently Nick decided that I was laughing the most, hence meaning that I had the dirtiest mind. Or the most perverted. I don't remember his words exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 6, 2005 I guess you had to be there, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted May 6, 2005 Yeah this one tiem someone said something funny... we laughed. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris/Tauntaun13 0 Posted May 6, 2005 Me and my online sis on MSN: Nanda: Phone, brb Chris/TT13: ok (20 mins later) Chris/TT13: *dies of old age* Nanda: Phone : P Chris/TT13: yeah, I see you're doing your best to dispell the whole "women-telephone-distortion of time" theory Nanda: we've only just started (40 mins later) Nanda: my ear is red and my arm is cramped lol Nanda: almost an hour Nanda: sorry soulnerf Nanda: I hadn't spoken to her in a long time lol Chris/TT13: empires have risen and fallen during this phonecall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted May 6, 2005 hahaha Im sure one has :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted May 7, 2005 (edited) I guess you had to be there, lol. Yeah. I shoulda posted when it was fresh, lol. But seriously, I have to stop laughing at work.... before everyone thinks I'm some kind of pervert. Tonight: Matt: Look at Peter (he's outside). All by himself with a bunch of girls. Someone else: Nah, there's a few guys too. Matt: Well, whatever he likes. Me: *laughs* Matt: You perv! Me: No.... Edited January 3, 2008 by Pirate King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted May 7, 2005 (edited) Yeah this one tiem someone said something funny... we laughed. *Busts out a:* Yeah. Seriously. In context that was great. Edited January 3, 2008 by Pirate King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 7, 2005 s'ok, Mara. that happens to me all the time. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted May 7, 2005 Heh..I don't mind it.... I just don't want them getting the wrong impression. I know it's all in fun though. I work with an interesting bunch (most are Canadian ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 8, 2005 (edited) It's fun sinking low. There's lots of cool sith down here. Edited January 3, 2008 by Pirate King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 8, 2005 this took place while we all appeared wasted in the car on the way back to Julie's house after Prom last night Me: There's a light on in your purse Anna: Tiffanny, you're phone light is on Tiffanny: That is what it is supposed to do, isn't it? Me: Got any games? *proceeds to search phone* Tiffanny: Play Bubble Smile. Me: *figuring out game* Anna: How do you play? Me: I dunno. Me: I've got it! Anna: Good. Me: No wait...no I don't. Anna: That sucks. Me: I got it! Me: Be happy friend. Anna: Whaaat? Me: Cuz you're trippy yo. Me: *calls Danielle's cell phone* Me: Be happy friend. Anna: Cuz you're trippy yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
