Princess 35 Posted December 16, 2004 (edited) WooHoo!? I'm really done!!! says: noo, if you're drunk and then i get drunk, the underlings will take over? -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: bah///? i n o dunk WooHoo!? I'm really done!!! says: i think that proves you wrong Beeurd -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: ;ies|!!"! WooHoo!? I'm really done!!! says: beeurd, i forbid you to go to GB -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: hth -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: mnjkbv? -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: i tired WooHoo!? I'm really done!!! says: then go to bed -'. beeurd : i will probably be drunk tonight, please bear that in mind... says: ? ? ? qheeee!!"" thows cloofee evywear WooHoo!? I'm really done!!! says: um beeurd, how much did you drink tonight? Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 16, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, beeurds such a funny drunk :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted December 16, 2004 Hehehe... indeed he is. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 16, 2004 He's gonna kill me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 16, 2004 lol it was worth it though prin :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mirax 3 Posted December 16, 2004 Well there is a perfect Prin quote out there to get you back. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted December 16, 2004 *hands Beeurd a cup of 'cloofee'* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 16, 2004 (edited) Today we salute you, stressed out college student, during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Aderol, you think to yourself, 'am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?' The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab. My last final was yesterday. And if I don't get an A in that class, I'll roll up in a fetal position and cry. Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 17, 2004 Haha nice Prin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 17, 2004 eep... I reemmber that. I couldn't drink my coffee because i felt sick (but i wasn't, yay!), so i was flicking it out of the mug with my finger... lol then i actually went to bed without going on GB! i had about 2 pints of lager, an amaretto and coke (because someone said it was nice), two glasses of red wine, two glasses of white wine, and a couple bottles of some crappy American beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 17, 2004 Well the American beer is your problem Beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mirax 3 Posted December 17, 2004 Definately. No one in their right mind drinks that crap. Though homebrews can be nice..... Uhhhh... Not that I know or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 17, 2004 Wasn't my fault, my cheapskate boss bought it me! (not to be confused with the boss above him, who paid for everything) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 24, 2004 Old WWII conversation between British and American soldiers, in the years before D-Day. Britsh Soldier: The proplem with you yanks is that you're overpaid, oversexed, and over here! American Soldier: The problem with you limeys is that you're underpaid, undersexed, and under Eisenhower! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aurelius 1 Posted December 27, 2004 (edited) Beeurd and I on MSN: -'. beeurd says: eep. i have 10 HTML errors in my new awesome site design? Jason says: Kill it!? -'. beeurd says: pssh. it displays all nicely -'. beeurd says: lol Jason says: Its not whats on the outside that counts? -'. beeurd says: lmao Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 30, 2004 (edited) Jim: i can still hear lindseys ass gettin smacked in the hallway epzinsane: I think the sound tunneled through the earth crust, through the earth's core, and into China epzinsane: that was so funny Jim: i no Jim: it went all quiet Jim: then i went rite behind her, and infront of dale, kim, you,.... i forget who else was there and WHACK epzinsane: Colby, Jenn...some other people epzinsane: lol Jim: yea Jim: some random teacher who even laffed instead of gettin me expelled for sexual harASSment epzinsane: It was pretty quiet afterward too Jim: lol Jim: after she tried to hit me Jim: and she went like epzinsane: You've seen episode II, right? Jim: yes epzinsane: Remember those sonic charges? How they exploded, and everything went quiet, and then the sound just returned in full force? epzinsane: That's what happened there epzinsane:? Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 30, 2004 Nice SW reference :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted December 30, 2004 Indeed... lovely reference... if less-than-lovely story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted December 30, 2004 (edited) Jim: i can still hear lindseys ass gettin smacked in the hallway epzinsane: I think the sound tunneled through the earth crust, through the earth's core, and into China epzinsane: that was so funny Jim: i no Jim: it went all quiet Jim: then i went rite behind her, and infront of dale, kim, you,.... i forget who else was there and WHACK epzinsane: Colby, Jenn...some other people epzinsane: lol Jim: yea Jim: some random teacher who even laffed instead of gettin me expelled for sexual harASSment epzinsane: It was pretty quiet afterward too Jim: lol Jim: after she tried to hit me Jim: and she went like epzinsane: You've seen episode II, right? Jim: yes epzinsane: Remember those sonic charges? How they exploded, and everything went quiet, and then the sound just returned in full force? epzinsane: That's what happened there epzinsane:? That's so incredibley NOT funny. :evil: Edited March 14, 2007 by Sassy Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted December 30, 2004 *cackles* Though I forgot to scroll up...so I missed the first few sentences....and had to read it twice... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 30, 2004 I'm sorry...it kind of was tasteless, but I was hyper and the words just kind of game to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted December 30, 2004 I just don't find sexual harassment overly funny....assuming it was some poor, random girl that got smacked. If it was a friend or something....she needs to get some self esteem and find new friends. :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 30, 2004 It was a friend. She's not mad. Jim's a good kid. And I'll now go back to playing the role of the innocent youngest member now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 31, 2004 Wow theres 2 in a row, even I havent been warned for unfunny jokes 2 times in a row....:p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 31, 2004 GI, stop trying to be funny. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
