Chickenman 9 Posted April 2, 2004 (edited) I was on a website that had an "Ask Yoda" game. It proceeded like this: Yoda: Questions have you for Jedi? Chickenman: Am I cool? Yoda: Believe you are cool do you? Chickenman: Yes I do. Yoda: See the point Yoda does, yeeeess. Chickenman: Am I cool though? Yoda: If cool though you were, mean what it would? Chickenman: Eh? Yoda: Interesting that is. Listening Yoda is. Chickeman: What? I said "eh"! Yoda: Someone else have you asked this question? Chickenman: *admits* No. Yoda: Why 'no'? A more detailed answer Yoda would like. Chickenman: WHAT???!!! It was a yes or no question! Yoda: So curious are you? Some things are better left unsaid. Chickenman: Why should my personal coolness ratio be left unsaid? It's a simple question! At this point, the program stopped answering me. I think it was telling me to buzz off. Here a link: Yoda: the worst help you can get They also had a magic eight ball Vader. Here it went: Chickenman: Am I cool? Vader: As you wish... the answer is "Absolutely Not!" Vader's Help Hotline Edited April 2, 2004 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 2, 2004 Yeah.. I've seen this before.. Hmmm.. Good though.. He kept on saying: Understand you Yoda does not. Elaborate you must. and Clouded your future is if you travel down the negative path. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 2, 2004 I tried again: Yoda: Questions have you for Jedi? Chickenman: Am I handsome? Yoda: Believe you are handsome, do you? Chickenman: You said that last time. Yoda: You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Chickenman: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yoda: Bother you talking about this does? Chickenman: No, it's talking to you that's bothering me! Yoda: Unhappy this makes you feel? Chickenman: YES! Yoda: Yoda's attention you have. Chickenman: Okay. Am I handsome? Yoda: Someone else have you asked this question? Chickenman: No I haven't Yoda: Unhappy this makes you feel? Chickenman: You already said that! Yoda: Talking about me, are you? Chickenman: Yes Yoda: Yeeees, mmmmm. Chickenman: So am I handsome? Yoda: Want to be handsome, would you? Chickenman: I'm asking if I am! Yoda: What would you do if you are? Chickenman: Uhh...probably go clubbing. Yoda: Before Yoda 1000 years reach, go on you should. Chickenman: Sweet! I can go clubbing? Thanks Yoda! Chickenman: Is Yoda evil? Vader: Umm, from here it looks like a yes. Chickenman: Yeah Yoda! Right in your face! :nutty: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted April 3, 2004 Okay, bored enough to have my own convo with Master Yoda, who I feel can solve all the galaxies problems. Yoda:Jedi master am I, talk to me you will. Rogue: Of course, Master. How are you? Yoda: You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Rogue: Of course Master. If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you a few questions that have been bothering me. Yoda:But what are the chances that it is alright with me? Rogue: Um...I wasn't sure. That's why I asked. Yoda:you wasn't sure you say? Rogue: Yes Master Yoda:Mmmm. Tell Yoda more about this you should. Rogue: Tell you more about what? My questions, or my uncertanty on whether or not you would answer them? Yoda:You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Rogue: Right...anyways...Master, what is the meaning of life? Yoda:So curious are you? Some things are better left unsaid. Rogue: But master, I need to know. Yoda:Why to know do you want? Should a Jedi crave such things? I went to ponder this question...only to return later with more questions to ask. Rogue: Hello again, Master. Yoda:Questions have you for Jedi? Rogue: I have been thinking much on your words. Yoda:Yoda's attention you have. Rogue: Master, what is the meaning of the Force? Yoda:A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. Rogue: But so does the strength of many other groups, including the sith. How do i know the Force wants me to be a Jedi? Yoda:Lumious beings are we. Not this crude matter. Rogue: That was rude. Yoda:Bother you talking about this does? Rogue: Perhaps! Yoda:You know not? A Jedi must not hesitate. Rogue: That's what I'm saying! I don't know that I want to be a Jedi! Yoda:Wish that you want to be a Jedi, do you? Rogue: Not if you drive me towards the Sith first! Yoda:But what are the chances that me drive you towards the Sith first? Rogue: They're rising by the minute! Yoda:Certain are you that they are rising by the minute? Rogue: Do you find this amusing Master? Yoda:Oh, I find this amusing ? Mmmm Rogue: Are you insane? Yoda:You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Rogue: Is there anybody else I can talk to? Maybe Masters Windu or Gallia? Yoda:Interesting that is. Listening Yoda is. Rogue: No you're not! You haven't listened to a word I've said! Yoda:Please you to believe I am not, does it? Rogue: Please tell me there's a point to this. Yoda:Before Yoda 1000 years reach, go on you should. Rogue: *packs bags* Thank you Master Yoda. Now If you'll excuse me there's a Sith Recruiter I've got to meet. Yoda:But what are the chances that me'll excuse you there's a Sith Recruiter you've got to meet? Rogue: If that's a challenge, I really don't have the time. Yoda:Wish that that's a challenge, do you? Rogue: Dream on Master Shrimp Yoda:What persons appear in your dreams? Rogue: What in Corellia's nine hells does that have to do with anything? Yoda:So curious are you? Some things are better left unsaid Rogue: whatever, bye. Yoda:Nothing more will I teach you today. The Force with you will be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 3, 2004 I've got bigger sorry, couldn't resist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 3, 2004 Then, a kilo, please and a book of carrots Tried typing in a French phrase into a translator so I could finish my homework. What the heck is a book of carrots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted April 3, 2004 Yoda:Jedi master am I, talk to me you will. me: Yoda, why are Jedi so stupid? Yoda:Mmmm. Always Jedi so stupid are they? me: Oh yes..they are the dumbest creatures in existance. Yoda:Yoda's attention you have. me: Well that's good. Yoda:Understand you Yoda does not. Elaborate you must. me: Uhh...yeah. Anyways, you are a Jedi, so I must kill you. Yoda:Many things Yoda are. But a Jedi? Me: Wow! You are stupid! Yoda:Like to be stupid you would Yoda thinks. me: Hey, now...it is not wise to piss off a Sith! Yoda:Interesting that is. Listening Yoda is. me: Well, listen to this, green boy! I hate you! Yoda:Oh, I ? Mmmm. me: Yeah, that's right! Scared now, Master Jeedai? Yoda:Finish what you have begun and tell Yoda more. me: You suck! Yoda:Roses are red, Yoda is green... who died and made you so obscene? Me: Omg...you are so stupid! Are all jedi as retarded as you? Yoda:Please you to believe I am so stupid, does it? me: yes, I hate jedi Yoda:Mmmm. Tell Yoda more about this you sould. Me: You can't even spell Yoda:Talking about me, are you? Me: I'm going to kill you now. Yoda:Yoda not important. How feel you? Me: Exactly. You aren't important, and I feel delightfully evil! Yoda:Yoda not important. How feel you? me: All jedi suck! That is how I feel! Yoda:Unexpected this is, and unfortunate... Me: Right...for you, it is! *kills Yoda* :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 :lol: "Yoda:Unexpected this is, and unfortunate..." :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted April 3, 2004 Yoda:Jedi master am I, talk to me you will. Me: Hello *Master* Yoda. What is the best way for me to kill you? Yoda:Yoda not important. How feel you? Me: I feel like ripping out your spine and beating you with it. Yoda:You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Me: Are all Jedi this stupid? Yoda:Certain are you that they are all Jedi this stupid? Me: I can see that you went to grammar school. Yoda:You we were discussing. Not Yoda. Me: I knew you were going to say that. Yoda:Yoda not important. How feel you? Me: I know you're not important. All Jedi are worthless and insignificant compared to my power. Yoda:Talking about me, are you? Me: Obviously. Yoda:More about that you must tell. Me: Okay...you are a Jedi which means you are weak and pathetic and have no real power. Yoda:Sometimes wish you were weak and pathetic and have no real power, do you? Me: Uhh...no. I would just rather kill you. Yoda:Why 'no'? A more detailed answer Yoda would like. Me: A more detailed answer Yoda is not getting. Yoda:Interesting that is. Listening Yoda is. Me: I have had enough of your incompetance. Yoda:My incompetance ? Hm? Me: That's right. Prepare to die! Yoda:Interesting that is. Listening Yoda is. Me: Oh bloody hell. *rips out Yoda's spine and beats him with it* Yoda:Bother you talking about this does? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 *ba-boom-ch* Jokes over, lets all go back to Jm posting messages with the "subliminal factor" in a vain attempt to get her Innuendo Club membership back. Or at least create a new thread about it.. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 3, 2004 :roll: as if i cared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 yeah.. as if.. If you didn't care. You'd stop and save it for the allocated place. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 3, 2004 hey, it's your dirty little mind not mine :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 Don't argue. I'm male. I'm always right. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 3, 2004 So that's how we get in? We have to be really dirty? : P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 3, 2004 Don't argue. I'm male. I'm always right. no, being male makes you automatically always wrong :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 No... It's how you try to get in. Like what you're doing now. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 3, 2004 No... It's how you try to get in. Like what you're doing now. *rolls eyes* Whatever. *shrug* Maybe I don't even want to be in there. Though, seems to be some got in just because of who they were, not anything else. : P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 3, 2004 I don't recomend it.. It's dry at the best of times. sure.. wahtever floats your boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
