Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted April 21, 2003 There is no heaven or hell...just riverdance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Daala 0 Posted April 21, 2003 I knew that I was right about you... you're smart, pretty, funny, sarcastic, and blonde. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2003 There is no heaven or hell...just riverdance! Ay men to that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 22, 2003 Even though I think almost all of you saw the email... ARGH! Cute little creatures! I'm scarred for life! Thanks a lot Princess! ~Beeurd in an email. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted April 23, 2003 The Beeurd [ CC3 | PA6 ] "The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." says: I think so Pod: learning the hard way that pain heals, scars fade, life goes on, and you nearly kill yourself again. *ouch* says: liar! The Beeurd [ CC3 | PA6 ] "The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." says: Okay... I don't think Pod: learning the hard way that pain heals, scars fade, life goes on, and you nearly kill yourself again. *ouch* says: that's better ~Me and Beeurd a few minutes ago on MSN. The question he answered isn't important. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 23, 2003 Dear fatman, I feel that i am in love with a goat...Are relationship is now at the enxt stage ii want to know when is it right to go "further".. Yours faithfully, chozen... Fatboy Answers: I have your IP. the authorities have been notified. I'm sure the newspapers in your area will try to bury it back on page 3 or 4 of the local section, but people will still find it. It might wind up as one of the less-lame parts of Jay Leno's monologue one night--the star wars fan who got caught molesting farm animals. He might turn it into an ewok joke. His stupid bandleader will laugh like he just saw South Park for the first time, and then they'll move on to the dumb skit where they distort Jay's chin and have him answer stupid questions. But people will remember that you're the guy who nailed a farm animal and bragged about it. On a Star Wars board of all places. Hell, George Lucas will probably sue YOU for representing his fan base so poorly. Like it isn't bad enough 3/4ths of us fans are busy being shown up in the maturity department by overweight pimplefaced bucktooth dimbulbs flashing the vulcan peace sign or whatever while they hock loogies on each other while trying to speak klingon. Do you know they have Klingon Karaoke in this state? Seriously. People sing karaoke in klingon. And they're STILL BETTER BEHAVED AND LESS IRRITATING THAN THE MAJORITY OF STAR WARS FANS TODAY. AND YOU'RE BRAGGING ABOUT NAILING A FRIGGING GOAT. If you're gonna go that far, at least finish the story about how the goat bucked you off and then disabled you with a nicely placed back-kick to your nether regions. Man, you couldn't even get it with a GOAT. The GOAT TURNED YOU DOWN. You know why? Because you're ONE OF THOSE WHINY OBNOXIOUS STAR WARS FANS who does their hair with a toilet brush. or something like that. Hope you enjoy your time in the big house. YOU'RE the goat in that place. Baa. And wait, there's more... Dear fatboy, Me and the goat are over.She saw more for what i really was. Im sending her back all of her stuff i own from my appartment, she said to me "You'll find a pretty mule someday or possibly donkey, don't be sad your a great guy im just not ready for an open relationship." So once again im single and very upset, but i hope to visit the farm sometime next week.... yours faithfully me... Fatboy Answers: Okay, dude, seriously, you're not funny. You're just not. You try hard, yes, but you fail just as hard. It's not funny. You are the awkward silence at the party. You're the embarrased guy in the bud light commercial trying to hitch onto the coattails of the REAL comedians telling jokes. You're the pasty faced geek in the audience at a Kevin Smith speaking engagement, hogging the microphone trying to upstage the guy who's made 5 movies as if you're really some kind of untapped comedy talent. You're the one who gets promptly booed back to your cheap seat because everyone else recognizes your misappropriated, ripped-off, unoriginal and unfunny garbage for what it is, and they paid to see the REAL show, not YOU. You're not funny. Stop trying. Courtesy of SW.com MB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted April 23, 2003 :rof: I like that mod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted April 23, 2003 *cackles, then runs to the Psycho Weekly editing room* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 23, 2003 Pod you should see him rip a troll or sock apart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 24, 2003 yeah, fatboy roberts is funny..... *Sees Beeurd rush into Psycho HQ and write up an article about Chozen and his goat* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 24, 2003 Weird some of it's missing :-? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 24, 2003 Hey wait i never wrote the second part....Strange... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 24, 2003 It's all there. Give me a moment and I'll go get a link. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 24, 2003 Yes yes..im saying there was some cut off... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 24, 2003 I am not responsible for what the Fatman edited. Ok, so I got a little sidetracked at SW.com but Here! Is the link for the first post. The second one is on pg 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 24, 2003 YEAH i know did i blame it for you???????????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 24, 2003 *brandishes chainsaw* Watch it, freak boy ~fman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 24, 2003 Pod: learning the hard way that pain heals, scars fade, life goes on, and you nearly kill yourself again. *ouch* says: i was so pissed when they said he was still alive Pod: learning the hard way that pain heals, scars fade, life goes on, and you nearly kill yourself again. *ouch* says: he's a damn cockroach! Heehee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted April 24, 2003 Look, more me! :grin: Y'all should really stop feeding my ego like this... :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 25, 2003 :lol: *cant stop laughing about Fatboy's response to Chozens post* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted April 27, 2003 It is conveniently cellotaped to the top of the forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
