Ender 8 Posted August 12, 2003 This quote may be offensive to those on the left, but I think it's damn funny. "The two opposites of right are left and wrong. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." -Orson Scott Card Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 12, 2003 "The right side of the brain controls the left side of the body and vice versa. so, people who are left-handed are really in their right minds." ~my mom who is left-handed, ironically. so am i. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 12, 2003 "Ornery Americans know that one man's utopia is another man's hellish nightmare.Which is, by the way, what America has already become, in many respects. A land where each camp always assumes the worst possible motives for every action by their opponents and vilifies them like devils. A land where millions of half-developed babies are slaughtered each year, and old and sick people are encouraged to kill themselves, while concealed weapons are spreading, and more public tears are shed for the death of a cow or of a convicted murderer than the deaths of hundreds of thousands of humans in Rwanda or the hopes of millions of would-be immigrants seeking the blessings of freedom in America." -Orson Scott Card Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 12, 2003 "You call me bith like it's a bad thing!" -A bumper sticker, and one my aunt and I use as our line... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 12, 2003 I posted that one before... my sister says it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 12, 2003 oops... sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted August 12, 2003 S'okay, you can't be expected to read back through all the posts that have come before you... it'd take forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 12, 2003 Yes she can... *cackles* ...read them all NOW!!! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 12, 2003 DK, whenever beeurd starts acting all Emperor-ish like that, just whack him with a herring. :fish: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 12, 2003 Wha? You stole my herring!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 12, 2003 *Snickers up a Salmon and trout (Stout) And pours it on Beeurd* Never mind beeurd, you can always have my fish. : P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 12, 2003 "England and America are two countries separated by the same language" - George Bernard Shaw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 14, 2003 :lol: so true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 14, 2003 "Dancing. The verticle expression of a horizontal desire." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 14, 2003 :lol: So very true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 15, 2003 :roll: i resent that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted August 15, 2003 Yeah well you would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Dk Blu 0 Posted August 15, 2003 I meant no offense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 15, 2003 "No poor dumb nerfherder ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb nerfherder die for his." -General George S. Patton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
