Lines and Quotes

[Andy 60]

i dunno how else to say it.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i was in kind of a bad mood yesterday, so sorry if that seemed a bit snappish. however, i am getting sick of the Mormon jabs. i don't mind serious questions about what i believe, but the poking fun when something has "objectionable" material is getting real annoying. it's nothing i haven't heard or seen before, so you can stop trying to sugar-coat stuff and treating me like a sheltered little kid.

[/end rant]

now, then. that being said: *will get some quotes from Fruits Basket when brain uncramps, lol*

[Tsl 7]

Amount of stick?  WTF is that supposed to mean Beeurtd?

That's British for:

We give GI hell all the time, so he's suprized GI isn't meaner.

Context clues *taps side of head* lol ;)

Edited February 5, 2005 by Tsl

[Princess 35]

Ahhhhhhh *little lightbulb clicks on*

[Bad furday 57]

*smashes Prin's lightbulb* :p

[CorSec 5]

*eats shards of glass from lightbulb*

[Princess 35]

*watches CorSec bleed profusely from the mouth*

[Ana 15]

*removes the broken lightbulb with a carrot and changes the lightbulb*

[GI_Admiral 2]

mod preview me? lol thats gotta suck to go to GB and spend a few minutes just reading every post I write and then accepting it

but seriously if you awnt me to stop JM i will, but going with what B said, you have to be able to take it to dish it out though ive sadly gotten the first part down, haven't quite gotten the hang of dishing it out :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i can take most things. you can't argue i haven't been a good sport most times. just leave my religion alone. ;)

[Princess 35]

Well GI, since you've been good, I put you back to regular status. And thank the Force that you weren't as bad as Chozen was whenever he was on mod preview

[GI_Admiral 2]

You're only lucky I was out of town from Friday to Saturday...or I might have been :twisted:

Edited February 6, 2005 by GastroIntestinal Parasite

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

that's not a good thing to say there, pal. :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

What can I say, im a rebel :p

[Princess 35]

*adminslaps GI*

:p

[Bad furday 57]

*cackles*

    British papers are reporting on the recent suicide of a Northumberland man who killed himself by way of an intricate  guillotine which he spent three months constructing and which he rigged up to kill him as he slept.

  In a story entitled "A Genius Suicide," the Mirror describes how Boyd Taylor, a "36-year-old loner," told his father,  with whom he lived and who was curious about all the sawing and hammering, that he was "simply working on a  woodwork project.

  "But behind a double door in his bedroom, Taylor built an 8'x 3' frame to house a razor-sharp blade activated by a  complex timing mechanism.  The guillotine blade was weighted with a paving slab wired to a piece of plywood.  That, in turn, was wedged into a wooden block at the foot of Boyd's bed. An electric jigsaw was set up  next to the contraption and plugged into a timer switch - which would start the saw, cutting the wood  and releasing the wire that held the blade. Boyd even created a device to cut out the power, so he would  not be discovered for some time.

  "He carved a Gothic-style wooden hammer, which was raised using thread and attached to the guillotine. When the  blade was released, it cut the thread, letting the hammer swing, hit a peg and knock out the power.

  "He took 12 sleeping pills, then lay under the guillotine knowing the medication was so strong his position in  bed would not alter. At 3.30 am, the device was triggered and Boyd was decapitated. His father found him later,"  the Mirror reports, "covered in blood."

  The father had never ventured into the double-doored room before. As he later told an interviewer, "I never went in -  it was his space."

  Local coroner Eric Armstrong had this to say about the incident: "Boyd Taylor had gone to extreme lengths over a  period of time to construct this device. A good deal of thought had gone into the construction, which was ingenious,  if applied to a somewhat bizarre purpose."

 

:lol:

[GI_Admiral 2]

First: Wrong thread

Second: Wow...it is pretty ingenious

[Bad furday 57]

But this is the lines and quotes thread! And it's not new news anyway!

And yes....I am living alone.....a loner....and no, I do not have any mechanical knowhow whatsoever... :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

lol, note to self: don't teach furday about wood cutting...

[Princess 35]

This young woman brought her child to the Children's Hospital for a routine check-up.  On the records, I saw that the child's first name was Urine (pronounced Urin-ie).  I didn't want to be rude, but I had to know why a woman would name her child this, so I asked her how Urine got her name

The woman sat down and related her story.  "well, my baby was born premature and had to stay in the special nursery.  She was real sick and they didn't know if she would make it, but the nurses said they would pray for her.  One day I came in and the nurses had named her.  There was a sign on her incubator that said, "Please save Urine."  So I know that they had named my baby Urine."

[Tsl 7]

:rofl:

[Princess 35]

I knew that you'd find that hilarious TSL :lol:

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:lol: oy

[Chickenman 9]

Please don't tell me that's a true story. :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

Note to self: Dont trust nurses :p