Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted September 27, 2011 I didn't think there was such thing as "too evil" when it comes to test questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted September 27, 2011 I mean, this class already has a 50% fail rate, historically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted September 28, 2011 We just took a test as a class and we all got 97s except one person who disagreed on one question and she got a 99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 30, 2011 So part of my TA job is picking exam questions from the textbook test bank. I might be too evil for this job. What does TA stand for? All I can think of is Territorial Army. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted September 30, 2011 Teaching Assistant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 30, 2011 Oh, that works too. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted October 1, 2011 Yup. I felt like a Jedi yesterday... I caught a kid on facebook in class. I was sitting several rows behind him, he had his laptop out, and he's normally very studious (except that one day he fell asleep), but the ONE TIME he can't resist the urge to check facebook, I seemingly appeared from nowhere in front of him and told him sternly to shut the computer and put it away and don't bring it back (as stated in the class rules). I fade back to my seat, looking around to see if anyone else wants some wrath. I'm sitting there, vaguely proud of myself, and see Mr. Facebook's friend ask him what happened (it was THAT fast) and the offender replies (with a sheepish, rather contrite nervous smile) "I was on facebook." I actually laughed maniacally to myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted November 11, 2011 Yup. I felt like a Jedi yesterday... I caught a kid on facebook in class. I was sitting several rows behind him, he had his laptop out, and he's normally very studious (except that one day he fell asleep), but the ONE TIME he can't resist the urge to check facebook, I seemingly appeared from nowhere in front of him and told him sternly to shut the computer and put it away and don't bring it back (as stated in the class rules). I fade back to my seat, looking around to see if anyone else wants some wrath. I'm sitting there, vaguely proud of myself, and see Mr. Facebook's friend ask him what happened (it was THAT fast) and the offender replies (with a sheepish, rather contrite nervous smile) "I was on facebook." I actually laughed maniacally to myself. I thought that was the point of bringing a laptop to class....that's why I bring mine! Listening to evil Dr. Soandso drivel on about APN practice when she hasn't touched a patient in 40 years...gimme a break! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted November 11, 2011 Yes, but these are undergrads. They have no freedom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted November 11, 2011 Yes, but these are undergrads. They have no freedom. Oh. Well, in that case. Crush them! Crush them with the shiny, iron fist of grad student superiority! Bwahahahaha!! :evil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted November 11, 2011 Oh. I do. :evil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted November 11, 2011 Half her days she's telling me how she wants to keel them all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted November 11, 2011 And the other half she's asking if you have room in your yard for the bodies? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) No. I know where there is a crematorium. And my car has a large trunk. Just ran off their next exams... environmentalists will die: (2 test forms X 120 tests per form X 4 pages-front and back-per test) + 16 pages of the two originals + 8 pages for the sample copies to proofread = 984 pieces of paper. The Amazon weeps for this class. Edited November 11, 2011 by Pandora Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted November 13, 2011 I miss paper tests. This newfangled computerized testing is for the birds. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted November 13, 2011 I would love it. I am an insanely good at monitoring people's computer screens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) I'm thinking of going to university... I've been out of work for 9 months already, so I can't think of any worse ideas than getting horribly in debt right now! Not 100% sure what I'd do, mind you. Maybe marketing or something, but I've been told it's horrendously boring. Edited December 23, 2011 by beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted December 23, 2011 You could do some web design or programming. My friend just graduated and has had several job offers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted December 23, 2011 Yeah, get paid to do what you do for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted December 31, 2011 Army Intel Staff Officer...aka a glorified fortune teller :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 31, 2011 Wait? Sticks in Intelligence? And she gets to carry a weapon? God help us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted December 31, 2011 So it'll be more F Troop and less Hogan's Heros :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted January 1, 2012 Whoa, whoa! Sticks has been given access to a gun. Pod is teaching psychology. My cynical ass is teaching government. What's next? Furday being head of security at a brothel? Chicken becoming a motivational speaker? JM becoming an abstinence-only educator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted January 1, 2012 I should clarify that I don't mean we're necessarily the blind leading the blind, but we're leading the blind into a closed door and laughing our asses off about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted January 1, 2012 JM becoming an abstinence-only educator? Well, I am teaching the 8-9 year old Sunday School class. I'm sure there's a lesson about that somewhere in my manual. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
