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Princess

Eight Lines that would have ended Star Wars real fast

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Princess

http://www.dorkly.com/article/17253/8-lines-that-would-have-ended-star-wars-real-fast

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Bad furday

I laughed at all of them!

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James the Defender

How about:

(escape pod jettisons from Tantive IV)

Commander: Go ahead and fire. You need the target practice.

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TheUnknown

How about:

(escape pod jettisons from Tantive IV)

Commander: Go ahead and fire. You need the target practice.

Good point!

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Jake Durron

Along the same vein

http://www.dorkly.com/article/2501/8-star-wars-pickup-lines

*S######s*

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Jake Durron

:rofl: oh my god!!!! That's awesome!!!! I guess I can't say that...

Fine :lol:

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Bad furday

That Luke one has me dying :p

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Princess

I like Vader

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Andy

YODA : Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight the Council does. But agree with you taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not.

OBI-WAN : Qui-Gon believed in him.

YODA : No, I said! Trained the boy will not be! Sent back to Tatooine he is.

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Ana

Shmi Skywalker: Leave my son alone, you creepy old man; why are you following a prepubescent boy home you freak?

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Bad furday

Qui Gon: Anakin, drop!

Anakin: Why, Master Qui Goaaaaaaagggh!!! *is decapitated by Darth Maul's speeder* :D

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TheUnknown

Anakin Skywalker c. Ep II: "I'm going to get a vasectomy."

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Ayingel

Ani: "I would like to be taken to a local healer instead of you using your strange electronic instrument on my cut, mister Qui Gon..."

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Jake Durron

Epi II: "Oh Ani, that's so sweet, but Jar Jar and I got married two years ago!"

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TheUnknown

Anakin Skywalker and/or Padme c. Ep. II or III: "Actually I'm gay and don't want to have children with you."

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Ayingel

Padme: "I think we should use protection."

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Andy

RIC OLIE: Powers back! That little droid did it. He bypassed the main power drive, and repaired the hyperdrive!

QUI-GON: Phew! Would have been awful if we had to make a detour for repairs.

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TheUnknown

Han: ewok no.  I'm not going back to Yavin to help the Rebels against the Death Star.

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