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Bad furday

Chapter Summary for NOW

Aeric: "Ok everyone! Break!"

Everyone except Kaden:" Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!"

Kaden: "Can-can Artie and I stay?"

Aeric: " It's shore leave people! That means, ya gotta leave!!!"

Brier: *after blinking in code several times, gives up and says* "You can come with me!"

Everyone leaves.

Tak, Jaim, Lay : "We'll catch the next flight out, promise!"

Aston: Ventures into the Coruscant underworld and finds numbers that coincide with doors, ala Indiana Jones style. Discovers he's

famous. AK!

Szen *in medical ward* "Owwwww...."

Nat and Nima: Fly off to Ryloth and meet the family. Nat's sis is hott, and Nima's mother is an old battleaxe.

Arlan and Jya: Off to Corellia for beach vacation and go to the races. Jya makes out with a Twi'lek grid girl. Morning woshyr?

Say it ain't so!

Brier and Kaden: Meet the family...and the kids....and the adopted kids. Brier lets Kaden pick out his own room to sleep in. It's not cheery.

Kaden consumes twice his body mass in food. Daily.

Atuare: "Hey....are we supposed to be on leave? Yes?"

Meanwhile at Altagak (Nikelodeon Gak!) Base...

Tak, Lay, Jaim: "Oh noes! Wesa bein' attacked!!!1!!"

Deign Argos: *laughs evily, says the word "Lay" over and over, and twirls mustache*

Cale Sano: *Sobs, and wishes he had a mustache to twirl*

Grey Mando, Bothan, and Devaronian: "Creepy creepy nice and sneaky!"

Jaim: "Devaronian! I kill you!"

Tak: Comes out...

As a Madalorian!

Commander Tebus: *googly eyes*

Tak: *slays Bothan*

Grey Mando: *abducts Lay, and is careless with his hands*

Tak: "Killeeeeeee!!!!!" *fights with Grey Mando. Tak is wounded severely. Grey one escapes*

Commander Tebus: " Ok everyone, breaktime's over!"

Everyone else: "Awwwwwwwww......" *returns hastily to NRDF Coruscant*

Tak: " Could you tell me where Revenant Squadron is meeting?"

Receptionist Sanna: *Googly eyes*

Aeric: "Surprise, I was on Coruscant all along! Come, Tak."

Arlan and Jya: * come in with their suitcases* "Where's Revenant Squadron meeting?"

Sanna: *sighs and draws up sign with arrow pointing upstairs that says 'Revenant Squadron Meeting'. Places sign on desk .*

Everyone: "Ahh......"

Szen: "Hey you guys! Lookie!" *flexes cybernetic prosthesis*

Everyone: "Ooohhhh....."

Lay: "You're not the Deign I fell in love with!"

Deign: " I know, but let's have dinner with mother. Mother is so looking forwards to this!"

Lay: "Norman Bates? Is that you?"

Deign: " Who?"

Lay: "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?"

Deign: " What are you talking about?"

At dinner...

Lay: "Mrs. Bates, errrr Argos, where's the refresher?"

Deign's Mom: "Down the hall and to the left, sweetie!"

Lay escapes through a window, and is promptly chased and tasered by security.

Deign: *twirls mustache* "Oh little Lay, it is only now you learn the extent of my powers. Take her away!"

Lay is locked in a cell. Lay starts pumping out a tonne of pheromones. The guards go crazy, clawing at the walls.

Jaing (The Grey Mando): *strolls in, sniffs* "What's that smell?"

Lay: "Who is the one they call....Skirata?"

Jaing: *mutters something about lineage and family trees*

Lay: *thinking to herself* "I get captured by Tak's cousin....just like a bad holodrama!"

Back on Coruscant...

Tak: "I'm sorry Mrs. Nasrin, but Lay's been captured. Oh, Hi Ayana! Anyhoo....I-we'll bring her back. Mesa promise!"

Lira: *trying to look around the edge of the holo screen* "Lay says you have a cute ass!" *winks*

Tak: "That IS just like Lay!"

Kaden: *wanders off to find some sims to play with*

Edited by Bad furday

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Bad furday

Fixxored it to have Jaing :p

And, I've remembered/included Szen! :D

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Winters

I love how Cale sobs over not having a mustcashe... I'm too lazy to check the spelling...

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Andy

Moustache.

And I'm too lazy too: That's why I have Firefox speelcheck for me. :D

Edited by Andy

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Chickenman

I read through 21 pages of posts and all I could have done was read this?

:p

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Winters

Well, but you wouldn't have the great character depth of Cale Sano!!! And others I guess... ;)

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Winters

DId I miss the moustache?

It's the glue that's holding the RP together! Else it would fall like the great Roman Empire!

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Andy

It's also why the Nazi's screwed up: Not enough moustache, just that itty bitty little bit.

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Mara

Ahahaha...

Classic.

I wish we still had quotes on the main page. Or a main page.

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Radioactive Isotope

with the exchange rate the way it is, i would too. :p

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Ender

Baseball > ?20,000,000

?20,000,000 = $40,000,000. I'd take the $40,000,000.

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