Mara 29 Posted April 26, 2008 Inspired by the pants thread, I thought about this one. You know sometimes when you get a fortune from a fortune cookie and add "in bed" to the end of it? Well, let's do it with Star Wars lines! Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him... in bed? Aunt Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him... in bed. Uncle Own: I'll make it up to him next season...in bed. Jar Jar: Meesa clumsy...in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted April 26, 2008 Heh, was it Corran who used to say "the Force was with me... twice... in bed." lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TyranaRaptor 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Anakin: Are you a angel....in bed? Admiral Ackbar: Its a trap....in bed. The Emperor: Now witness this fully armed and operational battle station.....in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 24, 2008 Qui-Gon: Credits will be fine....in bed. Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power....in bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 24, 2008 Vader: I have felt him...in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TyranaRaptor 0 Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Vader: You are indeed as powerful as the Emperor has foreseen....in bed. Star Wars Fan: Han shot first.....in bed. Sorry, I could'nt resist. :rofl: Edited July 24, 2008 by TyranaRaptor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Hahaha. Obi-Wan: This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.... in bed. Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope... in bed. Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper... in bed? Edited July 24, 2008 by Mara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted July 24, 2008 Anakin: I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it...in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TyranaRaptor 0 Posted July 25, 2008 (edited) Anakin: Stay with me Mom....in bed. Darth Vader: General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.....in bed. Edited July 25, 2008 by TyranaRaptor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 25, 2008 Threepio: " But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid...in bed." and again: "Artoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer....in bed!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 25, 2008 Lets leave the ellipses out. I think it's funnier without it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted July 25, 2008 I used them just to distinguish where the quote stops, but sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted July 26, 2008 I would think that the words "in bed" would distinguish where the quote stops. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted July 28, 2008 Indeed. ?This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn?t have a plan for getting out in bed?" ?Into the garbage chute, flyboy!...in bed? "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in bed.? ?These blast points ? too accurate for sandpeople. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise in bed.? ?You?re all clear, kid! Now let?s blow this thing in bed." ?Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we?re gonna have company in bed!!? And my personal favorite when you remember that they're talking about a prison planet: ?What are we going to do? We?ll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel and smashed into who knows what in bed.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 28, 2008 "Not bad for a little fuzzball in bed!" *shatters the continuity* "He will join us in bed or die, my master!" "Take care of yourself Han...I guess that's what you're best at in bed!" "It takes more than being held by you to get me excited in bed!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 29, 2008 Not, ""It takes more than being held by you to get me in bed!" ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted July 29, 2008 Glad you all seem to like this thread. Leia: Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way in bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 30, 2008 Leia: Stop that... My hands are dirty. Han: My hands are dirty too... in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 30, 2008 Can you imagine the look on Leia's face if Han had actually said that?! :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted July 30, 2008 :lol: good one beeurd! I slaughtered them like animals in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 30, 2008 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 30, 2008 Ben: "For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted July 30, 2008 Han: You love him? Don't ya? In bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 31, 2008 "Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant in bed!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
