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Mara

Star Wars ... in bed

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Mara

Inspired by the pants thread, I thought about this one.

You know sometimes when you get a fortune from a fortune cookie and add "in bed" to the end of it?

Well, let's do it with Star Wars lines!

Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him... in bed?

Aunt Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him... in bed.

Uncle Own: I'll make it up to him next season...in bed.

Jar Jar: Meesa clumsy...in bed.

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Andy

Heh, was it Corran who used to say "the Force was with me... twice... in bed." lol

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TyranaRaptor

Anakin: Are you a angel....in bed?

Admiral Ackbar: Its a trap....in bed.

The Emperor: Now witness this fully armed and operational battle station.....in bed.

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Andy

Qui-Gon: Credits will be fine....in bed.

Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power....in bed?

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TheUnknown

Vader: I have felt him...in bed.

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TyranaRaptor

Vader: You are indeed as powerful as the Emperor has foreseen....in bed.

Star Wars Fan: Han shot first.....in bed.

Sorry, I could'nt resist. :evil::nutty: :rofl:

Edited by TyranaRaptor

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Mara

Hahaha. :p

Obi-Wan: This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.... in bed.

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope... in bed.

Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper... in bed?

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Drake

Anakin: I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it...in bed.

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TyranaRaptor

Anakin: Stay with me Mom....in bed.

Darth Vader: General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.....in bed.

Edited by TyranaRaptor

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Bad furday

Threepio: " But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid...in bed."

and again: "Artoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer....in bed!"

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TheUnknown

Lets leave the ellipses out. I think it's funnier without it.

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Mara

I used them just to distinguish where the quote stops, but sure.

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Drake

I would think that the words "in bed" would distinguish where the quote stops. :p

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Chickenman

Indeed.

?This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn?t have a plan for getting out in bed?"

?Into the garbage chute, flyboy!...in bed?

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in bed.?

?These blast points ? too accurate for sandpeople. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise in bed.?

?You?re all clear, kid! Now let?s blow this thing in bed."

?Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we?re gonna have company in bed!!?

And my personal favorite when you remember that they're talking about a prison planet:

?What are we going to do? We?ll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel and smashed into who knows what in bed.?

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Bad furday

"Not bad for a little fuzzball in bed!"

*shatters the continuity* "He will join us in bed or die, my master!"

"Take care of yourself Han...I guess that's what you're best at in bed!"

"It takes more than being held by you to get me excited in bed!"

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Andy

Not, ""It takes more than being held by you to get me in bed!" ;)

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Mara

Glad you all seem to like this thread. :p

Leia: Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way in bed?

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Andy

Leia: Stop that... My hands are dirty.

Han: My hands are dirty too... in bed.

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Bad furday

Can you imagine the look on Leia's face if Han had actually said that?! :p :rofl:

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Radioactive Isotope

:lol: good one beeurd!

I slaughtered them like animals in bed.

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TheUnknown

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope in bed.

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Andy

Ben: "For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times in bed.

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Mara

Han: You love him? Don't ya? In bed?

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Andy

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant in bed!"

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Chickenman

:crazy:

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