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Pandora

Pod's Welcome Wagon (for all you new folks)

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Pandora

Welcome newbies!!! In case you haven't guessed, I'm Pod. Perhaps you've heard of me? Well, don't believe a word they tell you, cuz it's not true! Oh, I hope that didn't sound to defensive.... I used o be the Commander around here until I had to resign, and handed over the Psychopathic Jedi to Furday (to whom I am romantically linked now).

There's a few things I like to tell all the newbies that are un-fortunate enough to find their way in here.

>Don't try to clamor for info (some one tried, and we chased them out)

>Mutiny: stay away from it

>Don't try to hurt anyone's boy- or girlfriend (you will feel it in the morning)

>Don't take Star Wars seriously (you won't like it here if you do)

>I'm really nice, as long as you're nicer to me (after you've moved beyond Newbie status). But this is your only warning: I am ruthless if you provoke me enough. Don't test your limits. :lol:

>Don't talk about the accursed 'Star Trek' (which is evil) without either a negitive adverb/adjective or a death wish.

...and the biggest thing you should remember:

>ALWAYS BE ABLE TO TAKE A JOKE!

Have you read our story yet? If not, you can find it here:

http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jsp?foru...=24&thread=6897

I think we'll get along great!

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PLEASE don't provoke her!!!!

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Pandora

*innocent look* What? I'm nice. *sigh* I'm too Corellian to be innocent, aren't I?

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hmmm.... I've seen you provoked. May I remind you of being Rabid and after Hal...

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Rogue

hmmm....and I thought I was the one you shouldn't provoke....

and, I shouldn't have to say this...but Newbies Stay away from Ewing....he's mine! :D

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Pandora

...and then Mjade.... and Dash :lol: ....

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as well as you should stay away from Anakin Jade... He's mine... Let's see, Furday is out and so is Beeurd... Sith LordYoda... well he's to be announced at this point

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Pandora

Well, a trained (or untrained for that matter) monkey could tell that Furday is mine... or you could just read the beach thread.... if you dare. :lol:

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Rogue

*gasp* Trust me...you don't want to....lol

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well that's about all I can think of

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Pandora

*looks innocently at Rogue* What?

...Okay, okay... I'm a bit of a trouble maker....

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Oh trouble makers!!!! That would be me, Ana, Jaina Solo (Sticks)

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Rogue

yeah...welcome to the club!

techniquely, aren't you a newbie, until someone else comes along? *evil glint in eyes*

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oh yeah and Grand Moff Tarkin (aka GMT) is a pill.

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Rogue

Okay...so most of us are trouble Makers...*shrugs*

At least I make it out without losing a limb...or my insanity....I can still remember that fight I had with MDN2...o so long ago....

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Pandora

Okay, this wagon is for welcoming, not traveling down memory lane....

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I think that was before me

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Rogue

*ignores pod* It was...I forget what started the fight, but we both ended up in the Med center...him with every bone in his body broken...me from a loss of air...lol

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well its a good warning of what could happen pod

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Rogue

yeah...and always watch Furday's driving! He hit Borsk Fey'la....and MDN2 went flying....should have been wearing his restraints...*shakes head repeatedly*

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Pandora

Now I don't remember that one....

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so welcome to GB and we hope you like it!

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Rogue

Pod, that was at one of those parties you always missed...lol

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Pandora

Son't mind me, just moving this up a few inches in hopes that the new girl will see it.... Doo dee doo dee doo.... Trying to :grab: her attenetion.....

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