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Winters

Real Reason the Empire Fell

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Winters

I was looking around on Wookieepedia for no particular reason, and I came across these!:

Fly_for_the_Empire!.jpg

Work_with_exotic_creatures.jpg

Join!_It

Do_your_part_to_Serve.jpg

Build_it_right!_make_it_bite!.jpg

Next_Planet!.jpg

With the exception of the Brunette, I don't think any of these would make me join the Empire...

But a few notes:

1). Why are there so many white haired women? Don't tell me they're that old but have that much surgery?

2). The real reason the Stormtroopers couldn't aim was that they were thinking of these women, where ever they were.

3). In my time during the Empire, I don't remember these women...

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Drake

Brunettes. *thumbs up*

I think white hair must have been in style or something...or it's to match the Stormtrooper armour.

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Winters

Well, Winter always had white hair, and I believe it's mentioned often as a hair color, but I don't know. I guess that's another hair color that exists in the SW Universe.

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Mara

Wow, what Wookiepedia article were THOSE under? :p

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Mara

Crazy..

Wonder which basement-dwelling nerd wrote that article up? :p

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Winters

Well, if you read the article, it was in a comic, or something. Hillarious, but I think that it's weird...

Don't you love how they're very chesty, curvy, and wear heels?

Edited by Winters

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Mara

That's not how all women look?

:roll:

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Winters

Sorry Mara, not all women look like those Imperials, ready to fight in high heels... Sorry.

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Andy

None of them would make me sign up, lol. :p

And I'm frankly quite scared by that giant woman that's bigger than a rancor...

Edited by Andy

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Mara

Maybe it's a baby rancor? :p

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Winters

MAYBE The Rancor is VEEERRRRYYYY FAR Away and the woman is REAL close to the HoloCamera.

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Rogue

Maybe she should have posed with a Durney instead.

Would have been more fitting, bunny ears and all :p

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Andy

Well, Winter always had white hair, and I believe it's mentioned often as a hair color, but I don't know. I guess that's another hair color that exists in the SW Universe.

White hair exists in RL too. :p

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Rouge77

Makes one wonder what kind of people the Empire wanted to recruit? Equivalents of those aforementioned basement living nerds? :nutty:

And all they got to meet in the Imperial service were Temuera Morrison and Darth Vader... Quite a disappointment, I guess. At least if one was expecting what the posters promised. :rofl:

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Drake

Stumbled across this randomly last night. It sort of goes with the theme of the post. ;)

femtrooper_big.jpg

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Bad furday

I saw that last night....apparently, some lady at C3 was walking around dressed like that as well :D

I think the navel piercing needs to have an Imperial insignia on it :p

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Radioactive Isotope

wonder if it protects the wearer better than standard issue stormie armor. :p

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Drake

Seems to work in WoW.

2116151555_912c038a50.jpg

Same armour...some slight differences in appearance. ;)

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Mara

wonder if it protects the wearer better than standard issue stormie armor. :p

I don't think she has to worry about people shooting at her. ;)

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Bad furday

Actually she does, but not with blasters :p

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Radioactive Isotope

should i be worried that i was thinking the exact same thing? :nerves:

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Drake

No. It is merely a sign of your continued corruption. :twisted:

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Mara

Actually she does, but not with blasters :p

Why would that worry her, though? :p

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