Ana 15 Posted July 22, 2002 Advice: Don't watch Mamma Mia unless you can handle seeing forty year old men in spandex body suit and platform boots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 *tries not to get sick* ooeeeeew! when eating a popcicle, push the keyboard away... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 22, 2002 *shudders at the memories* Don't miss an opportunity to see Hamlet performed backwards. It's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 If you know something your best friend needs to know, tell her. Unless of course it's about you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 CHoking on popcorn is painful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 When something says, "CAUTION: Will be very hot," believe it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 You can't expect to eat salty popcorn and not get thirsty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Don't let hot oil come into contact with your skin. It's gonna hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Water and rabbits don't mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 No, your fish doesn't want to take a bubble bath... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Dogs don't like blueberries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 If you have three dogs and give them each a carrot, the fattest one (even though he's the smallest breed)...and dumbest one... will hide his, not eat it, and steal the other two and eat them, then when one of the other two tries to take his carrot, he'll steal it back and eat it only then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 22, 2002 Friends don't let friends climb chimney-style up the hallway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 DOn't let your classmates crowd-surf you over a string that's more than five feet in the air, especially if it's at the teacher's house, outside, in the mud, in white shorts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 When playing the lifesaver game at said teacher's house, don't let yourself get stuck between a guy you don't like and a guy you don't know. Especilly when there are juniors in the room... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 YOu are garunteed to make a fool of yourself if you volunteer to do something first... when you've never done it beore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 If your little bro is playing in his room, you'll feel pretty dumb if you go outside to look for him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 People like me are sad, unfortunate cases.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 It's sad when the farthest you get from your house is the mailbox... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 22, 2002 Hide all the M&M's when your sister's friends are coming over unless you want to find them in your bed that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Popcorn is not a staple food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Finding out that you've just eaten an unpopped kernel is a rather painful alternative to looking before putting it in your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 If you suddenly realize that that teddy bear on your bookcase is staring at you, pull out the yellow pages and look under "mental institutes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 If you call one dog to eat a piece of food you dropped, the other two will get there first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 22, 2002 Though it serves as a great comfort food, chocolate isn't a good thing to have when you're bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
