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Pandora

Useless information that could save your life

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Princess

Don't worry Pod. I need no payment

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Ender

I'll take it! :wink:

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Princess

John Wayne had a pig heart valve

{Edit: Princess really can't speel today}

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Bad furday

I know who John Wayne is.....

never head of this John Waybe chap..... :p

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chozen

He use to work at the petrol station before he got fired for stealing lighters..

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Pandora

No, he was a gas station attendent. :p

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chozen

Same crap different name..

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Pandora

:lol: Yeah, but I'm obnoxious. :p

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chozen

:lol: No comment.

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Pandora

You won't hurt my feelings. Look at my sn. I know I'm a bith.

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chozen

Yeah but girls are like that. They don't give a damn if they get called a bith.. Frist it's all "Oh yes i am a female dog.." Then it's "Yeah I am a bith."

If i guy calls another guy gay their general rule is to {EDIT} the guy up.. Not literally of course.

[Chozen: That's the one word that shouldn't be used. Thanks!~Princess]

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Pandora

That's because men are insecure in their sexuality and women are just like, "whatever."

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chozen

Well.. It generally stops later on..

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Ender

I know of lots of useless information... wouldnt save your life, though.

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Ender

46 pints of Guinness and one 8 ounce glass of milk is your daily value of vitamins and minerals :p

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chozen

Err.. Yeah. Guiness isn't a good beer..

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Ender

Are you sane? It is good sith!

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chozen

*LAughs at Janson* You fell into my little trap.. Guiness is not a good beer because it is not a beer!

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CorSec

It's not a good idea to approach a bear cub near the side of the road while the mother could be close by, in the forest...

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Ender

And you have experience of this? :p

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Bad furday

I wouldn't be surprised if he did!

Corsec: Awww...hi there little bear cub!

Bear cub: *says nothing*

Corsec: Would you like to come with me and play with my My Little Pony dol-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Big mama Bear: *munch! crunch! gulp!*

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chozen

:lol:

Corsec sure learnt the bear-necessities.. :p :lol:

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TheUnknown

:lol:

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Bad furday

:rof:

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chozen

Damn! I was hoping for a "That was terrible.." :roll:

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