The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Roethlisberger 0]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Ender 8]

Link, he comes to town! He comes to save the Princess Zelda!

[Roethlisberger 0]

*in a hypnotic voice*

I am Rudy Gulianni! Do what I command!

[CorSec 5]

Moo

[Ender 8]

how do you text message a squirrel?

[Roethlisberger 0]

A DUCK!

[Ana 15]

If you were traveling down the highway in a canoe and your left wing fell off, how many marshmallows would it take to cover an elephant?

[Mara 29]

Hmm...

*thinks*

Purple!

[Ana 15]

and a woodchuck!

[Roethlisberger 0]

And I give a flower to the big fat cop He takes his club and he beats me up I give a flower to the garbage man He stuffs my girl in the garbage can And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down It goes into the sewer With the yuck runnin' through 'er And it runs into the river that we drink Hey, world, YOU STINK!

[Ana 15]

unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe... blonde.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

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[Sticks 1]

I think, after all the boogers are gone from my nose, I shall proceed on with my belly-button lint.

[Ender 8]

You cant! The Foo Fighters arent done!

[Roethlisberger 0]

If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no wars! Only one big smelly...thing!

[Mara 29]

.. and the pretty pink rhino sat on a fluffy mushroom wishing away all the rainbows in the world...

[Sticks 1]

That would squish the flowery-mushroom...or was it elephanty-fish?

[Mara 29]

It was the butterfly who jumped over the moon of cheese curls.

[CorSec 5]

I've got a semi-reasonable feeling about this.

[Sticks 1]

Dont count your blessings becuase the world is more than a thinking machine.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

[Ender 8]

Weasels have been fired at France from the UK. It is only a matter of time...

[Bad furday 57]

*Rides the Chunnel pointlessly, taunting the British and the French*

[Ana 15]

I'm telling you, the left shoes are going to join the bunnies and the yellow-spotted lizards to take over the world... except for Antartica, cause it's not scenic enough.

[Ender 8]

Why oh why did I join the peace corps...