Strange But True

[Andy 60]

Chickens don't have horns...

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

roosters do. sorta. on their legs. except those are called spurs, but they serve the same purpose. :p

[Bad furday 57]

Watch out Jm, Chicken will scratch you with his spurs!

[Chickenman 9]

So does that make me spurry or horny?

:p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

good question. which sounds more demeaning? :p

[Princess 35]

roosters do. sorta. on their legs. except those are called spurs, but they serve the same purpose.

We had a patient in the ER once who got kicked by a rooster. The ER docs decided to have the rooster taken to the vet, the spurs cut off and then we had to grind up and culture the spurs.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you couldn't just swab it? i mean, i understand removing the spurs as they are dangerous, but why grind them up?

[Princess 35]

Whenever we get a chunk of tissue in the lab for culture, we grind it up to get all the bacteria out.

I've ground up butt, brain, abscess....

[Drake 53]

You just completely derailed the line of conversation and changed it from being moderately amusing to boring and slightly revolting.

Good job. :p

[Princess 35]

Bah!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

that's not revolting. it's interesting. :p

[Drake 53]

Coming from another medical nerd, your opinion is biased and doesn't count. :p

[Drake 53]

Capitalist student auctions off virginity

[Andy 60]

That's been done before. :p

[Bad furday 57]

Obviously a slow newsday then :p

[Chickenman 9]

*Starts saving up cash*

[Bad furday 57]

*bothers to click on link this time*

*sees picture* You know....*starts saving his cash too* :p

[TheUnknown 39]

http://www.kpho.com/news/17467640/detail.html#-

Dog calls 911 to have owner rescued.

[Andy 60]

That sounded more awesome in your description. :p

[TheUnknown 39]

I heard just a snippet of the actually call. The dog barked in response to the dispatcher in complete Lassie-like fashion.

911, How may I help you?

*Bark. Bark. Bark.*

So, Timmy's in the well?

[Chickenman 9]

Timmy's gotta stay away from that ewoking well. :???:

[Andy 60]

You'd think they'd have put a warning sign up by now, or a cover over it.

[Bad furday 57]

Both of which were decided by a committee to cost too much, and the well was left alone. :p

[TheUnknown 39]

Maybe Lassie should tell Timmy not to fall in the damn well in the first place.

[Andy 60]

She tried, but Timmy has a hearing problem, and thought Lassie said, "go fall down that well".