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Radioactive Isotope

depends on how many friends you have that wouldn't mind doing things for free and if the church/chapel you plan to have the ceremony in charges a rental fee. so basically, no, i have no idea. :p

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Chickenman

Depends on the religion too, I think. I hear the Church of Satan is actually pretty cheap when it comes to wedding ceremonies.

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TheUnknown

Just elope. Get some fat preacher dressed as Elvis to officiate and save some money. :p

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Radioactive Isotope

still have to pay for airfare/gas, though.

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TheUnknown

Better than flowers and food and tuxedos and dresses and so on.

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Radioactive Isotope

this is why you should all be Mormon:

temple wedding = free

Institute teacher to DJ = free

friend in the ward to do the wedding cake = free

reception at ward building/stake center = free

Relief Society to do the food = free

so all you'd be left to pay for would be rings, dress/tux, hotel, and honeymoon :p

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Drake

Depends. Are you allowed to be a Mormon for a day? :p

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TheUnknown

Sounds like a really bad movie.

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Radioactive Isotope

:p

Depends. Are you allowed to be a Mormon for a day? :p

that's the only catch. you have to be a member in good standing for a year. :p

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TheUnknown

Define "good standing."

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Ender

Don't know about mainstream LDS, but if you're a fundamentalist, it's like this:

If you're a woman: You're married in your teens and you're constantly pregnant. Also, you don't talk. Ever.

If you're a man: You have three or more wives and regularly receive visions from angels.

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Radioactive Isotope

that's extremist to the extreme extreme. in fact, if any General Authorities hear about it, your tail's excommunicated faster than you can say "omg, i'm goin to Hell!"

as for "good standing," keeping Word of Wisdom (no coffee, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, ect), chastity (no sex outside of marriage), daily prayer/scripture study, supporting church leaders, and anything else considered being a "good Mormon." ;)

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Ender

I know. I just read Krakauer's "Under the Banner of Heaven" not too long ago. Learned all about them crazies out in Colorado City. :p

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Princess

No coffee?! How do you mormons survive?

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Radioactive Isotope

Mt Dew and Pixie Stix ;)

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Ender

Jesus.

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Princess

But Mt Dew has more caffeine in it than coffee! SINNER!

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Radioactive Isotope

it's not the caffeine. it's the tannic acid in coffee. caffeine is good for you. ;)

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Princess

B-b-b-but coffee = life :puppydogeyes:

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Radioactive Isotope

i didn't say you couldn't have it. in fact, me not drinkin it leaves more for you. ;)

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Princess

Good point *hoardes Starbucks whole beans* But I hate that some people have to be deprived of such goodness such as a Jittery Monkey

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Ana

Man, I could never make it as a Mormon.

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Jake Durron

Tries to Imagine being such....

Hmmm I can live without coffee if I can have tea, no alcohol won't ever happen, no cigs? :puppydogeyes: drugs I don't ever do... now... down to the important thing

Me = Chastity? .... wait for it.... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Ok yes, I'd never be able to be a Mormon... but I do applaud you

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Radioactive Isotope

hey, if we were all the same, it'd be a boring, boring world :)

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Bad furday

Yes, whose buttons would we push then? :p

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