Chickenman 9 Posted August 27, 2008 (edited) Might as well install one person to rule the land with an iron fist. You know, maybe. :p Edited August 27, 2008 by Chickenman Typo, though I'm not sure that even counts as a simple typo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted August 27, 2008 Might as well install one person to rule the land with an entire fist. You know, maybe. An entire fist!? What if they want to use part of their fist for something else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 27, 2008 (edited) Holy crap. How did I misspell "iron" as "entire?" *Goes to take a veeeeery long nap* Edited August 27, 2008 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 27, 2008 *gets out the Sharpie* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 29, 2008 Noes! Anyways, I'm worried about who McCain chooses as VP. :???: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 29, 2008 (edited) Romney and Pawlenty are said to be out. Sarah Palin is said to be in the running. I would like to see him pick Lieberman. That b****** needs to lose the Vice-Presidency for real this time. Edit: ABC News is reporting that Palin is still in Alaska. I'm thinking it's Lieberman or Tom Ridge. Edit2: CNN is saying it isn't Mike Huckabee, either. Again, I'm thinking Lieberman or Ridge. Edit3: So, it is Sarah Palin. That's either mildly brilliant or an epic ewokup. Edited August 29, 2008 by TheUnknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 29, 2008 Never heard of her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 29, 2008 Lots of people haven't. She's been governor of ALASKA for about a year and a half. Before that, she was the mayor or city councilwoman of some town of about 6,000. And yet Obama is "inexperienced." At least Obama has judgement and Joe Biden. What happens if McCain drops dead and Palin becomes president? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted August 29, 2008 Pelosi will have her knocked off so she can rule the world. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted August 30, 2008 All I remember about Sarah Palin is when she went on Craig Ferguson's show when he was campaigning to get himself honorary citizenship of the entire US. He proceeded to hit on her and at one point referred to her as the "naughty librarian type." :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 30, 2008 I'm still not sure how to pronounce her last night. Is the "a" pronounced like it is in "table," "apple," or "father"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 30, 2008 Lots of people haven't. She's been governor of ALASKA for about a year and a half. Before that, she was the mayor or city councilwoman of some town of about 6,000. And yet Obama is "inexperienced." At least Obama has judgement and Joe Biden. What happens if McCain drops dead and Palin becomes president? the world will end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 30, 2008 Nice way to grab the disaffected Clinton voters. Sneaky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 30, 2008 Many Clinton voters have already begun to move to Obama after the convention. Others will be insulted by this pick. I have a feeling this could really backfire for McCain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 30, 2008 I think they're dumb enough to do it. Whether or not we have a woman president seems to be more important than the issues to a lot of those voters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 30, 2008 Until they realize that Sarah Palin and John McCain are anti-choice. Until they remember that McCain divorced his first wife after she was in an auto accident and married a young, blonde beer heiress. Until they remember that he offered his wife for some topless beauty pageant called Miss Buffalo Chip. Oh, and a buffalo chip is literally a piece of s*** you burn for heat. The pageant could have been called "Miss Piece of s*** You Burn for Heat." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 30, 2008 (edited) Until they don't realize any of that. Edit: McCain met Palin once before offering her the VP slot. "John McCain first met Sarah Palin only six months ago and had just one conversation with the Alaska governor before offering her the vice presidential slot on the Republican ticket, the Arizona senator's campaign said Friday." "McCain himself didn't speak with the Alaska governor until last Sunday" He's offically spiraled into the deep end. I love pre 2004 McCain, but I have to say... McCain will make a worse President that Bush. I loves me my Paul Begala Edited August 30, 2008 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 31, 2008 I'm still not sure how to pronounce her last night. Is the "a" pronounced like it is in "table," "apple," or "father"? Micheal Palin (of Monty Python fame) pronounces the 'a' as in 'table'. So you lot probably go for 'apple'. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted August 31, 2008 That's exactly who I thought of. And it is in fact pay-lin. Which means she's Britsh!!!! :eek: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) I was going to mention this soooner, but whatever. Palin's underage daughter is pregnant Now, it's my sincere belief that sex is a beautiful part of life and love, and that an accidental pregnancy is no reason to start making accusations. But since the GOP seems to think that sex is dirty and evil, I'll follow their textbook. Governor Palin's daughter is a slut! Edited September 2, 2008 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted September 2, 2008 Naturally, there was a lot of spin by the press, and republicans :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted September 3, 2008 and it should be left between Palin and her family. it's really no one else's business, and if it wasn't the daughter of a VP pick, no one would care. except maybe Alaskins, but they don't count. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 0 Posted September 3, 2008 Alaskins count only during the census, then they are forgotten as a state when everyone resumes the belief that it's 1948 and there are only 48 states. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted September 3, 2008 i have a brother-in-law who lives in Alaska. so i guess he and his family can count. a little bit. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 3, 2008 I think that's a little unfair to Hawaii. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites