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Doc Ani Jade

Star Wars Shopping center

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Doc Ani Jade

Welcome to the new SWG shopping complex. Here you can browse our stores and buy our wonderful merchandise.

We have

-A dueling Arena

-A pizza parlor

-a hospital

-a dueling arena

-a branch of alchoholics anonymous

-and a farewell center

( this post is like a cantina for these threads...)

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Andy

We have a Shopping Centre now?

What next?

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Master MJade

a branch of alchoholics anonymous

WE DO?!?!?!?

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Jake Durron

scary...

Swigs a BE and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Coke...

Much better

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Ana

Hola Makia, what's going on?

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Doc Ani Jade

*barfs into trash can*

What a bad mix!

Ahh, yes, excuse me...

Feel free to browse all our stores...

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Sticks

I need a fresh supply of tube tops and mini-skirts....seeing as how my old ones are soaked in blood.

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Bad furday

Sure. What colors would you like?

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Sticks

Hmm...anything but red.

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Bad furday

Oh. Ok, how about this sky blue top & orange skirt? Or maybe neon pink with yellow? They also come in tye-dye, chrome, and sparkly. Plus hundreds of odd and assorted colors and patterns...

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Sticks

Hmm...I'll take each and every one of them! How much?

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Bad furday

Gosh, that's an awful lot!

::Runs it through computer::

It'll be 853 credits for the whole lot.

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Sticks

Do you have change for a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bill?

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Bad furday

If we convert it to credits, yes.

::Lets computer do all the work::

Math is evil....

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Sticks

Oh...just keep the change. It's not worth the hassle.

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Bad furday

Yay!

::Hugs her::

That's very kind of you. I'm rich!

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Doc Ani Jade

Well then...If you''l just procede to the hidden mall taxes store you'll be set with those purchases.

Here, just sign this datacard and we'll hit you with the cpb...

Well, anyone else need something? There's a specail on prosthetics-

Buy one, get one free!

(that's going in the profiel)

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Sticks

Oh, no, no datacards, pleeze. Knowing you, you probably have a closet full of them waiting for me to sign...again!

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Bad furday

There's only one thing to do Sticks...

Run Awaaaay!!!

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Sticks

*runs away*

*runs back*

Forgot my purchases.

*runs away...again*

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Bad furday

::Tries not to die laughing at her antics::

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Sticks

*runs back...again*

*glares at Furday*

*runs away...again*

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Bad furday

R :rof: TFWWL!!

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Bad furday

Do you need help carrying those things out to your ship, Sticks?

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Sticks

*runs...and doesn't stop...and finally finds herself in the exact same place*

well, that didn't help.

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