Lucasfilm announces "Adult" Star Wars Novel Line

[Chris/Tauntaun13 0]

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Slave Girls! On Tatooine! It's like Snakes on a Plane, only different! :love:

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

haha!now we can have an intimate look into Anakin and Padme's marriage. :hehe:

[Rogue 4]

Del Rey's publicist indicated that they were willing to look beyond traditional adult themes, and were willing to pay top dollar for works to fill what were previously considered niche markets. As proof, she cited the hiring of Pulitzer Prize winner E. Annie Proulx to pen Brokeback Falcon, a novel which explores the forbidden love between Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Han and Chewbacca? *twitches* wr-wrong....

[Andy 57]

nice one :lol:

[Mara 29]

I'm skeptical... but it's still creepy.

[Chris/Tauntaun13 0]

And that was Locus magazine's April Fool's joke for this year... but who knows, maybe one day we'll get some hot Hutt on Twi'lek action (or hot Wookiee on Man action, depending on your tastes )

Edited April 2, 2006 by Chris/Tauntaun13

[Andy 57]

This is where Mara pretends she knew all along. ;)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

greatest April Fool's prank EVER!!! :lol:

[Andy 57]

Now it wasn't.

The greatest I can think of was when the BBC showed a documentary on TV in the 1950s about spaghetti farming in Switzerland. Apprently to grow your own spaghetti tree all you had to do was "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." :lol:

[Princess 35]

LOL! Good joke

[Tsl 7]

Damn....I was looking forward to some hott man on wookiee love :p

(KIDDING!!!)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*waits for Furday to read the story and make some lude comment about Wookiees and size* :p

[Mara 29]

This is where Mara pretends she knew all along.

Didn't I say I was skeptical?

[Ana 15]

:lol: Awww, too bad it's fake... it'd be like, canon fanfic. :p

[Chickenman 9]

"The Star Wars universe is almost 30 years old," said Merdespieler. "It's high time our fans learned there's more to life than comic books and action figures."

This is where Mara pretends she knew all along.

Didn't I say I was skeptical?

You said: "I'm skeptical... but it's still creepy." This would not have been your response had you not fully believed it. From my point of view, you aknowlegded that you were skeptical about the whole idea, rather than it's validity or not. Had you suspected it wasn't true, you probably would have said something to the effect of: "I doubt that. Must be a prank." or something.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

my rule of thumb is that if it's not from SW.com or an official newsletter, i take it with a grain of salt. that being said, i'm kinda disappointed this is only a joke. why can't we have some naughtyness in Star Wars? :p

[Chris/Tauntaun13 0]

I didn't think anyone would fall for it, not only because of the improbability of the situation but also because people should never believe what they read on the net in that particular day It was a cute prank though. For anyone who doesn't know it, Locus is probably the best magazine dealing with science fiction and fantasy literature.

As for naughtiness in SW I doubt we'll be seeing anything anytime soon, but maybe when GL will be gone and his heirs will be desperate for a buck... who knows? :twisted:

"Raaawrrr raaarrr rwooor rwaarr!"

"Yes Chewie, I wish I knew how to quit you as well."

[Mara 29]

"The Star Wars universe is almost 30 years old," said Merdespieler. "It's high time our fans learned there's more to life than comic books and action figures."

This is where Mara pretends she knew all along.

Didn't I say I was skeptical?

You said: "I'm skeptical... but it's still creepy." This would not have been your response had you not fully believed it. From my point of view, you aknowlegded that you were skeptical about the whole idea, rather than it's validity or not. Had you suspected it wasn't true, you probably would have said something to the effect of: "I doubt that. Must be a prank." or something.

How do you know how my mind works?

I was skeptical a.k.a. didn't believe it.... it was creepy only because of the idea of it.

I didn't think anyone would fall for it, not only because of the improbability of the situation but also because people should never believe what they read on the net in that particular day It was a cute prank though. For anyone who doesn't know it, Locus is probably the best magazine dealing with science fiction and fantasy literature.

As for naughtiness in SW I doubt we'll be seeing anything anytime soon, but maybe when GL will be gone and his heirs will be desperate for a buck... who knows? :twisted:

"Raaawrrr raaarrr rwooor rwaarr!"

"Yes Chewie, I wish I knew how to quit you as well."

Eww!

And as for naughtiness... there is some if you read between the lines..

[Chickenman 9]

my rule of thumb is that if it's not from SW.com or an official newsletter, i take it with a grain of salt. that being said, i'm kinda disappointed this is only a joke. why can't we have some naughtyness in Star Wars?

Princess Leia came so close to getting with Xizor in Shadows of the Empire.

"The Star Wars universe is almost 30 years old," said Merdespieler. "It's high time our fans learned there's more to life than comic books and action figures."

This is where Mara pretends she knew all along.

Didn't I say I was skeptical?

You said: "I'm skeptical... but it's still creepy." This would not have been your response had you not fully believed it. From my point of view, you aknowlegded that you were skeptical about the whole idea, rather than it's validity or not. Had you suspected it wasn't true, you probably would have said something to the effect of: "I doubt that. Must be a prank." or something.

How do you know how my mind works?

I was skeptical a.k.a. didn't believe it.... it was creepy only because of the idea of it.

I'm being a bit of an asshole today, my apologies.

[Chris/Tauntaun13 0]

Eww!

And as for naughtiness... there is some if you read between the lines..

We've covered that already though :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

but what if we want explicit naughtiness instead of read-between-the-lines naughtiness? :p

[Mara 29]

Eww!

And as for naughtiness... there is some if you read between the lines..

We've covered that already though

But not on this board.

Chicken: When are you not?

[Chickenman 9]

Meh

[Chris Loves You 0]

but what if we want explicit naughtiness instead of read-between-the-lines naughtiness?

What has television done to your imagination?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

nothing really. :p