Jump to content
  • Join in

    We would be honored if you would join us...

Sign in to follow this  
Ender

Chuck Norris/Mr. T/Vin Diesel

Recommended Posts

Ender

I know we all love the random a cute little bunny rabbit/Mr. T/Vin Diesel facts. So post your favorites.

Mr. T:

Mr. T once travelled back in time and space, reaching a galaxy far, far away long, long time ago. He pitied the galaxy so hard, that he invented the force.

The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles.

The last time Mr. T and a cute little bunny rabbit teamed up, Atlantis sunk.

Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho.

..............................

a cute little bunny rabbit:

a cute little bunny rabbit does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. a cute little bunny rabbit goes killing.

a cute little bunny rabbit sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

As a teen a cute little bunny rabbit impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

If a cute little bunny rabbit is late, time better slow the ewok down.

a cute little bunny rabbit is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the ewok he wants.

a cute little bunny rabbit died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Insyana

a cute little bunny rabbit' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

a cute little bunny rabbit does not sleep. He waits.

a cute little bunny rabbit does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. a cute little bunny rabbit goes killing.

a cute little bunny rabbit counted to infinity - twice.

a cute little bunny rabbit sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

a cute little bunny rabbit' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "a cute little bunny rabbit' big cock theory of space-time".

If you can see a cute little bunny rabbit, he can see you. If you can't see a cute little bunny rabbit you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

a cute little bunny rabbit built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

The chief export of a cute little bunny rabbit is pain.

When a cute little bunny rabbit sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. a cute little bunny rabbit has not had to pay taxes ever.

a cute little bunny rabbit was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

As a teen a cute little bunny rabbit impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

a cute little bunny rabbit sleeps with a night light. Not because a cute little bunny rabbit is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of a cute little bunny rabbit

a cute little bunny rabbit has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. a cute little bunny rabbit smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

A blind man once stepped on a cute little bunny rabbit' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm a cute little bunny rabbit!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit can touch MC Hammer.

a cute little bunny rabbit is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like a cute little bunny rabbit

a cute little bunny rabbit only does the Total Gym infomercials as community service for killing old people and babies.

a cute little bunny rabbit can unscramble an egg.

a cute little bunny rabbit once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

a cute little bunny rabbit ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

a cute little bunny rabbit appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

a cute little bunny rabbit has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

If a cute little bunny rabbit is late, time better slow the ewok down.

Before he forgot a gift for a cute little bunny rabbit, Santa Claus was real.

They once made a a cute little bunny rabbit toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sith from anybody.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, a cute little bunny rabbit can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

I love that site!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Rogue

OMFG that's so funny i was looking up a cute little bunny rabbit ones last night. lol

When a cute little bunny rabbit falls in water, he doesn't get wet. No, the water gets a cute little bunny rabbit.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could a cute little bunny rabbit? All of it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Mara

I love that site!

Which site?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures a cute little bunny rabbit has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit does not sleep. He waits.

a cute little bunny rabbit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

a cute little bunny rabbit is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

a cute little bunny rabbit counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind a cute little bunny rabbit? beard. There is only another fist.

When a cute little bunny rabbit does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.

a cute little bunny rabbit is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

a cute little bunny rabbit? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. a cute little bunny rabbit was cold, so he turned the sun up.

a cute little bunny rabbit can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

a cute little bunny rabbit doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

a cute little bunny rabbit gave Mona Lisa that smile.

a cute little bunny rabbit can slam a revolving door.

a cute little bunny rabbit does not get frostbite. a cute little bunny rabbit bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Guns don't kill people. a cute little bunny rabbit kills People.

a cute little bunny rabbit has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. a cute little bunny rabbit 3. Cancer

They once tried to carve a cute little bunny rabbit' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

One time, a cute little bunny rabbit stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio.

a cute little bunny rabbit invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

GRAH!

Not here too. I'm fed up of hearing about a cute little bunny rabbit.

Just make sure he doesn't spam up other threads like what seems to happen at every other site I go to.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

a cute little bunny rabbit thinks that Beeurd is going to die.

Beeurd is going to die.

:p

Edited by Chickenman

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

We'll see about that...

This calls for ACP Abuse! :twisted:

Edited by beeurd

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

a cute little bunny rabbit' blood type is KO.

a cute little bunny rabbit was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, a cute little bunny rabbit spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, Trix are for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.

a cute little bunny rabbit has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to a cute little bunny rabbit and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

a cute little bunny rabbit once played Jumangi. Jumangi threw everything at him but he round house kicked it all. Jumanji ended up forfeiting the game.

Heeeeeeeeey... curse you Beeurd! *shakes fist*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope

:lol: here's a Mr T one:

Mr. T's wears an infinite amount of gold chains that are so dense and thick, they warp space and time around him. Thus, he's not just black, he's a black hole.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

a cute little bunny rabbit' blood type is KO.

a cute little bunny rabbit was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, a cute little bunny rabbit spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, Trix are for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.

a cute little bunny rabbit has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to a cute little bunny rabbit and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

a cute little bunny rabbit once played Jumangi. Jumangi threw everything at him but he round house kicked it all. Jumanji ended up forfeiting the game.

Heeeeeeeeey... curse you Beeurd! *shakes fist*

Bwahahahaha!!!

:twisted:

*EEL*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Princess

Wow. I haven't seen an EEL in a while

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope

EEL?

oh, Emperor's Evil Laughter. gotcha.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope

i feel smert :D :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

Oh, you are, JM. :shifty:

:p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope

meh. :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your content will need to be approved by a moderator

Guest
You are commenting as a guest. If you have an account, please sign in.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.