Things You Would Do If You Found A Real Lightsaber

[Drake 53]

Nah. Just lock the doors and take 'em out with my lightsaber. One by one. :twisted:

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

but the 747 would cause pretty fireworks :puppydogeyes:

[Drake 53]

Well yeah. Pretty fireworks when the fighter jets shoot the 747 down for entering D.C. airspace. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

that's why it'll be invisible to radar and remote controlled. and then we can blame terrorists. :p

[Chickenman 9]

Kill George Bush.

Nope...that would leave us with Cheney. And killing him wouldn't work either. It continue down the chain of command. If you want to get rid of the insanity running the government, you'd have to take out the entire Bush Administration, and most of Congress and the Senate. And a couple supreme court justices.

Sounds good!

747 into a joint session of Congress anyone?

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Actually, I think that happens in a Tom Clancy book. I havn't gotten that far in the series, but I guess a Japanese terrorist flies a plane into the State of the Union speech, wiping out the government.

Yeah, Clancy predicted 9/11.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

yup. that's where i got it. ya gotta love Tom Clancy.

[Guest _biohazard]

If I found a lightsaber I would:

- Kill stupid customers at the restaurant I work at.

- Try to find another one so that my friends and I could fight with them. We'd probably cut each other's hands off because we're stupid like that.

[Andy 60]

Oh, yeah. Killing customers... *glee*

What kind of restaurant is it?

The posh kind with snotty customers who expect you to whipe their arse for them, or fast-food restaurant where annoying idiots just search out for excuses to moan and bith, or something in between?

[Brumak 2]

Hooray for posting really late here!!

I have a feeling that I'd want to touch it...see what it feels like before it sliced through my hand O_o

But I'd probaly end up slashing a whole buncha things...people, cars, buildings, roads, rabbits..whatever looked like it could be interesting to slash.

[Tsl 7]

rabbits? :puppydogeyes:

[Andy 60]

Bwahaha! :twisted:

[Darth Paladin 0]

And the moral hygene level sinks ever lower.

[Andy 60]

:p

[Rogue 4]

and that's just like what happens in RotS.

I say I'd keep it and start looking for the Jedi who lost it.

Sounds like a good plan. I mean he could be totally hot and want to train you.

SOmeone needs to teach you what to do with the lightsaber

:rofl:

[Sticks 1]

Become a doctor and perform cheap amputations :D

[Rogue 4]

cut a hole to china

[Chickenman 9]

Plough a field.

Not because I'd have a lightsaber, just because I've never ploughed anything before.

[Rogue 4]

Defeat a Samurai Warrior, who doesn't realize my blade will cut through his... :shifty:

[Chickenman 9]

Cheater

[Rogue 4]

Hey, Obi-wan actually fought with a real sword in the Jedi Apprentice series...i totally forgot about that until now. I remember his reaction being pretty much "damn that's heavy" :rofl:

[Strike 0]

laser eye surgery

[Rogue 4]

Sounds painful :nerves:

[Princess 35]

Uh, some of the ER docs and random residents are gonna find themselves being patients...