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Fenring

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Fenring

simple concept... each person says 1 sentence that goes with the ones before it. Next one continues, and so on.

Few Rules:

1 - no killing off established characters unless there is a long lead in to it

2 - the sentences must have something to do with each other

3 - No returning characters as zombies

4 - please don't be stupid and increase entropy

Generic beginning....ummm...

There once was a man named George

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Mickey

He was a well-endowed fellow with a penchant for the explicit.

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Fenring

because of this, he immediately went into the adult film industry after his 12 years in highschool.

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Mickey

He never was too good with numbers, but knew his way around a sextant.

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Fenring

unfortunately, this had nothing to do with adult film, and he was fired eventually by larry flint for lack of libido

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Mickey

Despite his sudden bout with depression, he formulated himself a plane to make it to the top.

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Fenring

however, his first plan to become a porn magnate was ineffective, mainly because George was on crack when he thought it up

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Andy

( whoa guys, keep it clean, yeah? thanks )

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GI_Admiral

And with that Billy woke up vowing to himself he would never watch the movie "Drugs and Sex" ever again.

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Fenring

In the end, he gave up his lifelong dream of working in the adult film industry because his daddy, George Sr., threatened to beat him if he didnt.

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Princess

(Um, let's stop using the adult film theme guys)

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Sentrosi

so then George, now leaving the FILM industry... decide that despite the cracks in his house he would continue his life... George would accomplish his life long dream

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Andy

However, he discovered what his lifelong dream was from a fortune cookie

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Mirax

Which he unfortunately lost during a severe bout of food poisoning.

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Sticks

He was able to sue the restaurant, however, and now had 15 million dollars to discover what his dreams consisted of.

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Radioactive Isotope

Those dreams consisted of cheeze that he really did want with his wine.

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Mirax

But alas what kind of cheese could go with the robust red, he was sipping?

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GI_Admiral

He thought of all the types he could: swiss, chedder, pheta, but alas, he could think of none.

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Tsl

Then suddenly, a severe, mind-crippling, craving hit him and he realized then the cheeze that dreams are made of......string cheeze!

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JainaSolo;)*

So he put down the wine to find some string cheese.

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Radioactive Isotope

but due to his drunkeness, he stumbled and hit his head on the side of the table.

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Mara

(Eh.....I believe it's "feta" cheese).

The table split in half, spilling the rest of the wine on his head.

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Ayingel

luckily, the pants he was wearing coverd his head, and the wine rolled off of them nicely.

((gotta love those stain protecting khakis))

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Sentrosi

Just then, a crazed smurf with a bag full of string cheese, ran into the room and slipped on the spilled wine crashing into the brokent table causing the man to fall to the floor atop the smurf....

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