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GreenEagle2005

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Luke: There's something alive in here.

Han: That's your pants, kid.

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TheUnknown

:lol:

Leia: Into the pants, fly boy.

Han: What a wonderful smell you've discovered.

Edited by TheUnknown

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Andy

Anakin: I have brought pants, justice, freedom and security to my new empire!

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TheUnknown

Anakin: I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new pants.

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Andy

There are so many ways you can twist that quote. :p

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Chickenman

Anakin: I pants brought pants, pants, pants, and security to pants new pants.

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Ayingel

Luke: What is it?

Obi-Wan: Your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

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Bad furday

Maj. Dodonna : The target area...is only two pants wide!

Wedge: That's impossible, even for a computer!

Luke: No it's not, I used to bullseye pants in my T-16 back home, and they're barely two meters!

Edited by Bad furday

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Pandora

Furry I can't believe you didn't say it like this...

"I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home, yadda yadda."

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Bad furday

I can't either. I must be slipping in my old age! :(

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Pandora

Aren't dirty old men supposed to get dirtier when they get older?

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Drake

I believe it is because Furry started out as dirty as one can get. Now he has nowhere to go but up!

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Pandora

Aww, but what are we going to do without our funny uncle?

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Ayingel

Luke: I want my pants back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.

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James the Defender

I can't believe no one's said this one:

Leia: Now we see if those pants are worth the price we paid.

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James the Defender

Palpy: "PANTS! UNLIMITED PANTS!"

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James the Defender

Dex: It depends.

Obi-wan: Depends on what, Dex?

Dex: On how good your manners are...and how big your...pants are...*chuckles*

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TheUnknown

This one was disturbing in JPL so...for your reading displeasure...

Yoda: Truely wonderful, the pants of a child is.

:p

On that note:

9 year-old Anakin Skywalker: "You can enter my pants."

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TheUnknown

"Anakin was the pants, and the pants were Anakin." (They looked really, really good on him.)

"These pants are MINE. I claim them for my own. Bring your thousands one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pants."

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Ayingel

"Watch your pants kid, or you'll find yourself floating home."

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James the Defender

Obi-Wan: "That's no moon; it's a pants station."

Palpy: "Oh, I'm afraid the pants will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

Mace: "In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under pants."

Paloy: "I am the pants!"

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James the Defender

Obi-Wan: That's no moon; it's a pants station.

Mace: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under pants.

Palpy: I am the pants!

Palpy: Oh, I'm afraid the pants will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Palpy: You want to pants me, don't you?

Anakin: I would very much like to.

Palpy: *closes eyes and says creepily* I know. I can feel it.

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