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Chickenman

The Armory

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Chickenman

*Polishes assault rifle.*

Need weapons? Look no further. I have the finest selection not discovered by the cops. Want to test out the weapon your about to purchase? Shooting range is down the hall. Want to customize your weapon? Right there in the corner is a workbench. Have fun.

*Puts up sign that reads: Sidearms: Buy one, get one free.*

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CorSec

I'll take one mobile Gatling gun please.

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Chickenman

We have a special on those...you get one of those stupid pine tree air freshners for free.

Thanks for shopping at the armory.

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Mirax

What do you have that'll take care of my ant problem?

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Bad furday

Call the Orkin man!

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Flashback-1984

That is my store :twisted:

hmm :roll: What about that big thing back there?

Yeah the one with the bullets as big as my hand! yep that one!

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jedimaster1043

Hey chicken man i am having a problem with my sister...have any guns that would be good

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Chickenman

Jedi Master-I would reccomend the "Sister Eliminator Deluxe." I fashioned it to suit my own..."needs"... :twisted:

Flashback-I'm not sure, the dealer I talked to preferred we communicate as little as possible.

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jedimaster1043

How much does it cost :twisted:

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CorSec

*wanders out without paying..cause Chicken dude never asked*

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Chickenman

*All the guns in the building suddenly activate and mow Corsec down.*

Whoops...it seems I forgot to make you pay. :p

Jedimaster-It costs 150 credits, but for an added 30 I'll throw in the users manual.

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Ender

*Looks around*

I have at least three of all of these... ;)

*Grabs a few addons*

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chozen

user manual.. pfft.. *fiddles with something.. blows up the building. With him making a special escape from all possible danger.*

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Chickenman

Chozen...now look what you just did. Good thing I have insurance. *gets mail saying his insurance has been cancelled.*

Blast.

*Begins rebuilding anyway.*

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chozen

Sorry. I feel bad.. Oh wait.. No I don't, must be food troubles with all that fish paste.

*gives Chicken a bottle cap.*

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CorSec

*turns on the store weapons and unleashes gatling gun hell upon them, getting mowed down in the process*

Fine...I'll pay

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chozen

Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say?

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Chickenman

*they all miss him, because he configured the system to not recognize him as a target*

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CorSec

Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say?

Hi

:p

Everyone else had logged off..so I got impatient...as you said...and ran away!

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chozen

Well get back on. I'm going to watch tv in a few so i'll need a laugh.

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chozen

You lazy gobshi- eh... Too lazy to finish.

So you got RA 2? Cool.

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jedimaster1043

*All the guns in the building suddenly activate and mow Corsec down.*

Whoops...it seems I forgot to make you pay. :p

Jedimaster-It costs 150 credits, but for an added 30 I'll throw in the users manual.

Sweet a user manual...*checks wallet* *gives chicken man 180 credits*

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Chickenman

*puts money towards reconstruction project*

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Mara

Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say?

Hi

:p

Everyone else had logged off..so I got impatient...as you said...and ran away!

But I was online... :p

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