Random Rant and venting thread for general or specific rage

[Princess 35]

Just kill them all JM, we won't tell.

[Bad furday 57]

*smirk* Not to late to shove 'em all out the airlock!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

those of you who have been around for awhile probably remember when a boyfriend of mine was killed in a freak accident. this November will be 5 years. i'm also Facebook friends with his mom. we really haven't talked since the funeral since his family lives two hours away from mine (and i hear she was a bit miffed when i got involved with Adam), but we've traded a couple Facebook messages. a few days ago she posted a picture of Justin and it showed up on my news feed. i didn't have a chance to brace myself for it, and i wasn't expecting it to still hurt so much. i know you never totally get over something like that, but i thought i would have healed more than that. it hurt so much to see his picture that i had to get off the computer and go do something else because i couldn't take him being there. i still miss him so much.

[James the Defender 7]

It's completely understandable to feel that way. If that happened to Caity, I'd be a comatose state for 50 years. Don't beat yourself up. Feelings like that are natural.

[Uncle Du 22]

I can only imagine how you feel. They say time heals all wounds, but I don't think that's true.

[Chickenman 9]

So I was going to whine about how I loathe myself again, but I understand how annoying that can get for you guys. So instead I put together a list of things that I actually hate less than myself. This is only a partial list, constructed over the past few hours, but it should give you some perspective on just how much I do truly hate myself.

(Some of the following is going to step on some toes. Just ignore the offending item and move onto the next one that makes you giggle)

Long lines

High Gas Prices

Hack Comedians

LOLcats

Peanuts, all treenuts, some seafood, and eggs unless they're baked into something. (My Allergies)

Church and State not being separated

The Jonas Brothers

Miley Cyrus

Fans of the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus

Texas

That they spell lisp with an S. And then the P just makes you spit.

People who champion causes, but only enough so they can sound intelligent and interesting in conversation, not to actually do anything.

The bad guys in the Darfur crisis. Whoever they are.

Catchphrases

When hardworking, honest people struggling to put bread on their table get compared to me, an actual lazy person.

People who will not let pop culture memes die

Climate Change

People who, after a blizzard, say "So much for global warming, huh?" forcing me to use the term "climate change"

Black Licorice

Saying "You too," when an employee tells me to enjoy the movie or my food.

That they made Black History Month the shortest month of the year. Well played, The Man.

The idiot at Fox that keeps cancelling greatness and keeping anti-greatness.

Not being able to have corn beef outside of March

That sithty bands are popular

That my favorite bands aren't popular

When my favorite bands get too popular

Middle schoolers. Any and all.

Spaghetti sauce with chunks in it

When comedy movie trailers ruin the best joke

Sexually active girls calling other sexually active girls sluts. Especially when the first party is nonmonagamous.

MTV

People who call their politcal targets both "socialist" and "fascist" despite their polar oppositity

sithty sequels

sithty remakes

Mad Cow Disease, I suppose

Pop Music

Country Music

The government of Saudi Arabia

Disney

Chick flicks that remind women that they're worthless unless they have a man in their life rather than showcasing strong female characters.

Women who see the aforementioned chick flicks and think they're great, leading to more of them

The movie industry, really

The entertainment industry, really

The 80s

Glenn Beck

Sean Hannity

Rush Limbaugh

and their ilk

The Superman side of the Batman/Superman debate

Being too old to go in the McDonald's ballpit without looking creepy

Poisonous plants

Other things that are poisonous

How the name is Alcoholics Anonymous, when they introduce themselves at the start of the meeting.

How the first step is denial, cause it's kind of like a little trap. The first step should be getting arrested for peeing on a cop car. Just sayin'

Comedians who say that they're just telling it like it is when what it is is just racist. And it isn't like that.

Jon and/or Kate. The eight only get my sympathy.

Yankee fans

When religious people dismiss Scientology

Blue Collar Comedy. Especially Lawrence.

American Idol

Faux News

Whoever invented Insomnia

There was a cofeehouse called the Insomnia Cafe down the block from my house. It closed at 10 PM

People who do the following impressions (poorly): Arnold Schwartzenager, Christopher Walken, Keanu Reeves, Sean Connery

The Birther Movement

Tea Party Protestors

Abortion protestors (both sides)

PETA

Sickness and health. Wait. Sickness.

A song by the Black Eyed Peas (any)

The Guitar Guy at the Party

Not Being Invited to Parties

People That Get Invited to Parties

Michael Bay

Polio. And I'm not afraid to say it.

Florida Voters

My ex

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (The Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, "Spoof" Guys)

Religious fundamentalist nutcases

Racism

Sexism

A host of other isms.

Breaking in a new wallet. The guys know what I'm talking about. Amiright?

Realizing what History textbooks are going to be saying about my generation.

Landmines. Not everyone likes surprises. Like Afghani children.

Long lists

The South

People who smuggle 11 items into the 10 items or less line. And get away with it! (If your local supermarket instead has a 12 items or less, I'm not sure what that equates to)

The contrast in the number of groupies between comedians and musicians

Paparazzi for harassing the celebrities I do happen to admire, but even more for making the bowel movements of celebrities I don't care about into headline news

Typos

Fraternities

How the Dollar Store's name is inaccurate when located in a state with sales tax

When someone says "What's up?" while passing me in the opposite direction so I feel compelled to answer them.

[Uncle Du 22]

Church and State not being separated

*shakes fist* How dare you!!!

People who do the following impressions (poorly): Arnold Schwartzenager, Christopher Walken, Keanu Reeves, Sean Connery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvGwvnzyw3Q

[Bad furday 57]

*applauds the whole list*

Let me add the stupid people who shop at Wal Mart while screaming to "Buy American!!11!" (*snicker* ironic eh?) who sit down and watch a combination of the 700 Club and Glen Beck and are convinced that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will cause a black hole to form within the earth. :p

[Mara 29]

I'd add in bad drivers.

I was almost in an accident today on the way to work because some jerk decided to cut in front of me without checking that I was in the spot he was trying to merge into.

Jackass.

[Andy 60]

That happened to me today too. Bloody lorry driver decided not to check his mirror while turning off a roundabout, and cut into the lane where I was quite happily driving along. Luckily one of us was paying attention, so I had to brake to avoid being pancaked against a concrete wall. :roll:

[Mara 29]

I had to brake and slide partway into the center lane, which was empty, luckily.

Anyway, another rant. I came on the SWRPG I mod at today (after being away during the weekend, as usual) and find myself no longer a mod, with nothing alerting me of this but a PM explaining it to me. No one spoke to me about the possibility, no one tried to work out the issues with me. Just, bam.

I'm just so angry, I feel sick to my stomach.

[TheUnknown 39]

Every day I ask myself the same question either consciously or subconsciously. And every day I have the same answer.

[Ender 8]

That's deep.

[Ayingel 24]

people who drive 35 mph on a 55 where people usually go 60-65 mph...when all there is is a light drizzle at night when you're tired leaving the casino. they need to be shot...or chauffeured

[Uncle Du 22]

What a sithty day. My best friend is gettin' married down in FL, I was supposed to be the best man, and I can't be there, cause we don't have the money. Awesome.

[Bad furday 57]

:( *pats Du on the back*

[Princess 35]

*buys Du a drink*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

ugh. i just spent 40 minutes with this guy looking up wholesale headscarves for him to sell. could have been done in half the time if the stupid computer wouldn't have been running slow. i hate the ones that have never touched a computer in their lives and want me to do everything for them. guess what people: i learned most of what i know by *gasp* USING THE COMPUTER!!

then i had retreated to a staff only area AND HE CAME LOOKING FOR ME!! AAAARRRRGGGG!!!! Is nowhere safe anymore?! i think i lost a few IQ points dealing with him. can i just go back to bed and start the day over? it's been a SEVERE case of the Mondays.

[Bad furday 57]

I think Jm would be happy being an overseer in a factory entirely staffed by robots

Actually, I'd like that too....more than retail. :p

[TheUnknown 39]

Let me at least get over my fear of death so I can end this all. That's my only wish.

I can't go on knowing there's nothing I can expect, other than to watch those in my life die or fade away because I can't hold on to them, to watch my mother become a burden to me, to watch my health deteriorate until I die alone and an afterthought.

I can't go on having every decision, including staying on the same path, having an unbearable opportunity cost and always a small benefit.

I can't go on knowing that I'll never be happy, that even if I do somehow claw my way to getting the things missing in my life, there's always the problem of keeping them or that nothing is ever right or that filling the holes in my life will lead to even more problems.

I can't go on seeing the people I knew start their lives knowing I'll never get that.

I can't go on being repulsed at what I see in the mirror.

I can't go on knowing that I'll never come close to my dreams and aspirations and expectations, with all the failure, knowing that I'd gotten further had I done more but knowing I couldn't do more.

I can't go on being desperate for human contact, but pushing it away.

I can't go on feeling like nothing I do is right, that nothing can be relied on.

I'm tired of this sith.

[Ayingel 24]

robert got a job this morning. i told him that i was very happy for him because of it. but, because i said something that's completely unrelated around the same time that wasn't the least bit pertaining to him or exciting to him, he got very mad at me and didn't say anything about it. i even tried to carry on a conversation about it, about what he'll be paid, about what times he'll be working and home since it's overnights, and about what other opportunities are becoming available as well. throughout the rest of the morning he continually gets angrier and angrier with me over nothing until it boils over while he's watching an effing youtube video. a video. a goddamned video thats a parody of a song that he's already seen that we both agreed sucked. apparently it made him even madder when i said i didn't think they were being very creative. he got super defensive over a video that even his friend that he's had over for five fricking days (and was supposed to take home a day or two ago) said was stupid and told me to just stop talking to him because i'm being "so judgemental." over a youtube video. that we both hate. so, when i leave the room because he doesn't want me talking to him, to go into the bedroom and lock the door so i can be left alone until he decides that he overreacted, he follows me. he gets mad the door was locked, and then proceeds to tell me that he feels "entitled" to act like an asshole to me because "i don't ever do anything." not the thing to tell to the primary breadwinner in the house, right? am i alone in that, because i don't think i am. now i feel like sith because after asking him several times to leave me alone and him not listening, i screamed at him to get out, which in turn very much caused his friend to want to go home and for me to start sobbing. now he has the car and i need to leave soon to pick someone up so we can both go to work and i don't know if he's coming home any time soon.

[Princess 35]

That sucks

[TheUnknown 39]

I hate it when people ask me how I'm doing/what I'm doing with my life. I know it's part of normal small talk or is sometimes a case of genuine curiosity, but I hate it. Because I either feel the need to lie/automatically lie and say "fine" or something similar or because I feel the need to dance around how I really feel.

[James the Defender 7]

I tell people the truth whether they want to hear it or not. My feelings: you asked, I'm going to tell you. I take the German approach, lol. You say, "Wie geht es Ihnen?" (How goes it?) You'd better be ready for a book, lol

[Chickenman 9]

How the ewok have I managed to ewok up my life this badly before the age of ewoking twenty? How is it possible? This is like a ewoking masterpiece. It's like divine intervention.