MsSolo 1 Posted December 19, 2003 The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Exploding Reindeer! Wooo! hat's the spirit of xmas. Vaporised herbivores scattered across the sky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eldar Galadhon 0 Posted December 19, 2003 Reindeer steaks anyone? How 'bout Reindeer burgers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted December 19, 2003 Drake.. You also forgot about all those mince pies he has to eat.. Those alone would kill him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted December 21, 2003 Hey...well...who knows...Maybe santa has an inertial dampener...and some quad laser cannons to blast away low-flying planes. Oh, and some high-tech shielding equipment....yeah....been a SW fan too long *twitch* :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted December 21, 2003 Or maybe he just has millions of Saanta clones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 21, 2003 Santa Insta Clones! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted December 21, 2003 Yeah.. I saw one of those.. He was at woolworths.. He smelt like cheap whiskey and fags.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted December 23, 2003 Or maybe ...Santa is the Architect...who designed the world we live in...and gives us presents to keep us happy...and smites us with snow every winter just to destroy this happiness...yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted December 23, 2003 *shoots CorSec with a tranquilizer* You need to rest...your brain is over-worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted December 23, 2003 *collapses onto the floor with a dull thud* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted December 23, 2003 *puts a pillow under his head* That's my boy. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 23, 2003 *steals CorSec's teddy bear and gives it to Nakita* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted December 23, 2003 Hey.. I've got a theory. Santa is a alien.... ... Or a guy from the future who has a real snazzy space ship. Einstein said that you can time travel. But you can only go into the future. You can theoretically travel back in time but you would need to go at the speed of light. If this guy from the future can go back in time then he can surely quite easily deliver all the presents. And if he travels in a super duper fast spaceship with 'inertial dampener...and some quad laser cannons to blast away low-flying planes. Oh, and some high-tech shielding' with a engine that runs on mince pies, whiskey, milk and self satisfaction.. He can do it. So there ay go kiddies.. Santa's real.. Well.. Just not your coca-cola/Hollywood/global corporation toy companies image of a chubby man in a red coat... Although his space ship might be pulled by mutant deer, deer that travel so fast you can't see them, that they call reindeer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 23, 2003 ^ from Santa himself! see? he is too real! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted December 24, 2003 Of course I am.. Ho Ho Ho Who wants to sit on my lap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted December 24, 2003 *Jumps into foxhole, points heavy weaponry menacingly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 24, 2003 no need to be afraid of Santa, Janson. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted December 24, 2003 Oh yes there is... It's Jacko in disguise!!! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted December 24, 2003 Jacko is your momma in disguise. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted November 16, 2004 The season is arriving. This needs a bump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) lol, if you search for santa can't exist in Yahoo, this topic is the second result. Just thought I'd share that ranndom discovery with you all. :p Edited January 14, 2006 by beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted January 14, 2006 Wow, someone has too much time on his hands :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
