Worst things to do when Vader hates you

[Ender 8]

"Lord Vader, I've been having an affair with Padme"

[Andy 50]

*blows up Death Star*

[Ender 8]

*Presses buttons on Vader's armor*

[Andy 50]

Come out of lightspeed too close to a planet with a Rebel base.

[CorSec 5]

"Mr Vader...I hear you have a lot of pent up frustration and rage...could we have a demonstration for the audience at home?"

[Ender 8]

Lord Vader, are you uptight? Do you want to talk about it?

[Ender 8]

*Takes out drumsticks and plays on Vader's helmet*

[CorSec 5]

*makes funny imitation breathing noises while snickering with a group of people*

[Andy 50]

*offers Vader some cough sweets, and suggests he should go to an asthma clinic*

[Bad furday 57]

Say you're a spokesperson for Turtle Wax and start waxing Vader's helmet.

[Ender 8]

*Plays the Barney theme song as Vader walks by*

[TheUnknown 37]

*Changes Vader's theme from "The Imperial March" to "Mr. Roboto" by Styx.*

(That is truly an awful song.)

[Captain Keyes 0]

Tell Vader the Master Chief has much better armour than him, and not plant a damage pack by Vader's feet while doing this.

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Attempt to space Vader, but forget to seall all airlocks (a group of Imperial captains actually tried this one, but they forgot to account for Vader's armour).

[Sticks 1]

Tell Vader his life is really a reality TV show and the whole universe is watching it.

[Pandora 77]

(Wait, that sounds strangely familiar... lol)

Hug him and say in roughly the same voice I use with my aminals, "Awww, you're not mean! You're just a big teddy bear that needs a hug!"

Ask him if that really IS a calculator on his chestplate.

[Pandora 77]

Put pepper or sneezing powder in his helmet and destroy all the tissues within his grasp... and then hide the stuff he uses to clean his helmet... (Windex, you think?)

[Drake 53]

...then see how many decimals of pi you can get on it before he kills you. :p

[Pandora 77]

:p Isn't that the point of the thread?

[Drake 53]

Yup.

Sneak a laxative into his food. :D

[Pandora 77]

...and then mark all the freshers as "occupied". :grin:

[Drake 53]

Hehehe...

Walk behind Vader, carry his cloak and sing, "Here comes the bride..."

[Andy 50]

I'm sure he'd looooove that one ;)

[TheUnknown 37]

As Vader walks past, whisper to someone, "Yeah, I hear the heavy breathing, black suit, scary voice, and ominous music are there to compensate for...um...an inadequacy, if you know what I mean.

[Pandora 77]

Only works if you do it so he HEARS you...

[Captain Keyes 0]

Hehehe...

Walk behind Vader, carry his cloak and sing, "Here comes the bride..."

No way in hell would I dare do that.

I value my soul intact.