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Ender

Worst things to do when Vader hates you

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Ender

"Lord Vader, I've been having an affair with Padme"

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Andy

*blows up Death Star*

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Ender

*Presses buttons on Vader's armor*

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Andy

Come out of lightspeed too close to a planet with a Rebel base.

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CorSec

"Mr Vader...I hear you have a lot of pent up frustration and rage...could we have a demonstration for the audience at home?"

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Ender

Lord Vader, are you uptight? Do you want to talk about it?

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Ender

*Takes out drumsticks and plays on Vader's helmet*

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CorSec

*makes funny imitation breathing noises while snickering with a group of people*

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Andy

*offers Vader some cough sweets, and suggests he should go to an asthma clinic*

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Bad furday

Say you're a spokesperson for Turtle Wax and start waxing Vader's helmet.

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Ender

*Plays the Barney theme song as Vader walks by*

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TheUnknown

*Changes Vader's theme from "The Imperial March" to "Mr. Roboto" by Styx.*

(That is truly an awful song.)

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Captain Keyes

Tell Vader the Master Chief has much better armour than him, and not plant a damage pack by Vader's feet while doing this.

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Attempt to space Vader, but forget to seall all airlocks (a group of Imperial captains actually tried this one, but they forgot to account for Vader's armour).

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Sticks

Tell Vader his life is really a reality TV show and the whole universe is watching it.

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Pandora

(Wait, that sounds strangely familiar... lol)

Hug him and say in roughly the same voice I use with my aminals, "Awww, you're not mean! You're just a big teddy bear that needs a hug!"

Ask him if that really IS a calculator on his chestplate.

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Pandora

Put pepper or sneezing powder in his helmet and destroy all the tissues within his grasp... and then hide the stuff he uses to clean his helmet... (Windex, you think?)

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Drake

...then see how many decimals of pi you can get on it before he kills you. :p

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Pandora

:p Isn't that the point of the thread?

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Drake

Yup.

Sneak a laxative into his food. :D

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Pandora

...and then mark all the freshers as "occupied". :grin:

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Drake

Hehehe...

Walk behind Vader, carry his cloak and sing, "Here comes the bride..."

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Andy

I'm sure he'd looooove that one ;)

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TheUnknown

As Vader walks past, whisper to someone, "Yeah, I hear the heavy breathing, black suit, scary voice, and ominous music are there to compensate for...um...an inadequacy, if you know what I mean.

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Pandora

Only works if you do it so he HEARS you...

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Captain Keyes

Hehehe...

Walk behind Vader, carry his cloak and sing, "Here comes the bride..."

No way in hell would I dare do that.

I value my soul intact.

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